What do you want written on your epitaph?

John Doe1 · 24-10-2011 3:24pm #1

Mine would be: Here lies John Doe1, now **** off

Chuck Stone · 24-10-2011 3:25pm

Ah sure god love us.

deathrider · 24-10-2011 3:26pm

"The Dole paid for this headstone"

Snakeblood · 24-10-2011 3:27pm

This is all Barry's fault. :mad:

who the fug · 24-10-2011 3:28pm

why would one be writing on ones writing

JONJO THE MISER · 24-10-2011 3:28pm

He was fond of a pint.

Seans_Username · 24-10-2011 3:29pm

"This is how you avoid paying debts"

WinstonOno · 24-10-2011 3:29pm

WinstonOno
Leave cans here

stephen_k · 24-10-2011 3:29pm

"You think he's still alive???? NOPE..... Chuck Testa"

alwaysadub · 24-10-2011 3:29pm

Told you I was sick.

eyescreamcone · 24-10-2011 3:29pm

Eyescreamcone
Melted
19-08-2111

Age 144

Biggins · 24-10-2011 3:29pm

As far as I know, if your getting buried in a religious graveyard, some religions including the catholic one, will only allow certain text, standard stuff, names dates, etc.

As I'm getting buried in a non-religious graveyard I hope to have on mine something Sci-fi related.
Maybe something like "I am leaf upon the wind"

*Browncoats will get it!

Balfie · 24-10-2011 3:30pm

'' See, I told ya I was sick ''

leonidas83 · 24-10-2011 3:32pm

LEONIDAS, HERO KING OF SPARTA

Pj! · 24-10-2011 3:33pm

Slow into stride, made good ground to briefly lead, soon weakened and eased

c_man · 24-10-2011 3:33pm

What do you want written on your epitaph?

A list of my conquests accompanied by pictures of them in their prime.

It's important my descendants know.

MagicMarker · 24-10-2011 3:34pm

''If you can read this then get off my fúcking grave!!''

alchemist33 · 24-10-2011 3:35pm

Danger! Minefield!

Mongarra · 24-10-2011 3:35pm

I don't think they're used very much nowadays but "Ah, sure, he did his best".

Lady Chatterton · 24-10-2011 3:45pm

I think a few lines from one of Sinatra's best loved songs would be appropriate -

"I've lived a life that's full
I travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way".

"I did it my way".

foxyboxer · 24-10-2011 3:46pm

eyescreamcone wrote: »

Eyescreamcone
Melted
19-08-2111

Age 99

fyp

ejmaztec · 24-10-2011 3:47pm

"Gone to lunch"

Reamer Fanny · 24-10-2011 3:48pm

"Be Right Back"

Chris P. Bacon · 24-10-2011 3:48pm

"Jesus Christ,is that the time already"

kfallon · 24-10-2011 3:49pm

"He was a bollix.....but he was our bollix"

Eve_Dublin · 24-10-2011 3:51pm

I won't have a gravestone as I'm being cremated and my ashes thrown in all your faces!

BUT if I did, I'd blatently rip off Spinal Tap's

Here lies David St. Hubbins (Eve_Dublin)... and why not?