If you could be one animal...

AnamGlas

I'd be a pigeon - dropping bricks while flying = mindblowing.

What would you be, and why?

kfallon

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_drUMJ9HF-tQ/TGKFv-PzOUI/AAAAAAAAKX8/iX7Ia82UrEs/s400/steele.jpg

:P

Cill Dara Abu

Pubic lice

Dudess

A cat - mmmmmm, rats.

And cats are pretty.

cocoshovel

Cat. Non stop comfort!

LEIN

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Pubic lice

Interesting.......






You do realise they are not animals?

Ghandee

Fruit Bat.

Have a look.

FearDark

A Celtic tiger.

Chris P. Bacon

A pig.

Fart

Ghandee wrote: »

Fruit Bat.

Have a look.

You have me in tears with laughter.

It's my new wallpaper.

The Jammy dodger

I'd be a whale.

Dotrel

I'd be the most dangerous animal of all ....... a hungry lion.

steddyeddy

Damo9090 wrote: »

Interesting.......






You do realise they are not animals?

Well technically they are in the kingdom animalia.

Temptamperu

I would be a koala beer, they just sit in treesw getting stoned of eucalyptus leafs and resting motionless for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time. :cool:

Gummy Panda

Temptamperu wrote: »

I would be a koala beer, they just sit in treesw getting stoned of eucalyptus leafs and resting motionless for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time. :cool:

Sleepy little bastards.

Always tricking tourists into thinking their cute, then they claw the face of you

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'd be a tiger, or a big grumpy grizzly bear.

Or a big alpha male silver back

Fart

Zahir Witty Cheesecloth wrote: »

I'd be a tiger, or a big grumpy grizzly bear.

Or a big alpha male silver back

You already are. :eek:

steddyeddy

Zahir Witty Cheesecloth wrote: »

I'd be a tiger, or a big grumpy grizzly bear.

Or a big alpha male silver back

You big gorilla you!

Nemanja91

A honeybadger, look them up, fearless bastids

Kasabian

A Thoroughbred Stallion, need I say more.

Saila

a purple monkey dishwasher, endangered species now though

ScumLord

I'll stick with human, as another animal I more than likely wouldn't have the mental capacity to appreciate what I am and for the most part the human form is as good a shape as nature has thrown up to date. I'd really miss having hands for instance.

bnt

I'd be a Mayfly: be born, grow up, fly around, procreate, and die - and all in one day. Then do it all over again, if reincarnation happens to be real.

stupidusername

Temptamperu wrote: »

I would be a koala beer, they just sit in treesw getting stoned of eucalyptus leafs and resting motionless for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time. :cool:

They eat their mothers poo, just so ya know.

orourkeda

Dog.

The ability to lick your own stones being a worthy benefit.

Bobby Baccala

A wookie.

Kranium

id be a panda - all big an furry

number10a

A Meerkat cos I'm just brilliant at putting on Russian accents. Gotta use all my transferable skills in this tough climate.

laoch na mona

id be a badger badgers are awesome

Indubitable

An owl. Pretty self explanatory

A mayfly. They only live 24 hours and spend most of that time shagging.

What a life.

WoollyRedHat

I'd be as kangaroo, because I'd have a pouch and would be able to hop around all the time too, and I'd also be living in Australia, so that would be good

splendid101

Ghandee wrote: »

Fruit Bat.

Have a look.

So that you could have a bigger dick?

IcedOut

I am an animal :D

OutlawPete

Gremlin.

DjFlin

I'll be a butterfly. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

Ally Dick

I'd love to be a grizzly bear living in Alaska. Lovely food, scenery and plenty of hows yer father

GLaDOS

Damo9090 wrote: »

Interesting.......






You do realise they are not animals?

Yes they are

starlit

I'd like to be a puppy or a kitten or polar bear/penguin or an animal that's a vegetarian...I get back to you on that! A nice cuddly, warm, leaf eating animal! Giraffe no, kola maybe, panda maybe, monkey no, gorilla no, elephant maybe as they are gentle creatures and have big brains, maybe a deer? Cannot decide!

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

A cat - mmmmmm, rats.

And cats are pretty.

Cat as well. Able to jump gigantic heights, good hearing and sight, lightening reflexes and laziness is expected of them.

DEFTLEFTHAND

A Moose.

fran oconnor

sexual harassment panda.

im invisible

fran oconnor wrote: »

sexual harassment panda.

pedobear... Wait, what? no!


Id go for a dolphin, they're pretty smart, and cool

Eve_Dublin

A tapeworm.

I have a morbid fear of contracting tapeworm and what better way to conquer that fear than to become one.

Plus, they're really long and I'm only average height. Would be nice to be longer for a change even if I looked fucking disgusting.

Chuck Stone

Cat or a Peregrine Falcon. Imagine swooping at over 200 miles an hour - must be some rush.

Seans_Username

definitely a panther... the way they're so agile and dangerous too.
I could strike fear into all my enemies.....

Ficheall

Bonobo monkey.

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in bonobo society observed in captivity, being used as what some scientists perceive as a greeting, a means of forming social bonds, a means of conflict resolution, and post-conflict reconciliation. Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (although a pair of Western Gorillas has been photographed performing face-to-face genital sex[40]), tongue kissing, and oral sex.[41] In scientific literature, the female-female behavior of touching genitals together is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing. The sexual activity happens within the immediate community and sometimes outside of it. Bonobos do not form permanent monogamous sexual relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by sex or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons. When bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and encouraging peaceful feeding.[42]


Group of Bonobos
Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male-male genital behavior.[43][44] In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing".[45][46] This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position. Another form of genital interaction, called "rump rubbing", occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, when they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. Takayoshi Kano observed similar practices among bonobos in the natural habitat.
Bonobo females also engage in female-female genital behavior, possibly to bond socially with each other, thus forming a female nucleus of bonobo society. The bonding among females enables them to dominate bonobo society. Although male bonobos are individually stronger, they cannot stand alone against a united group of females.[46] Adolescent females often leave their native community to join another community. Sexual bonding with other females establishes these new females as members of the group. This migration mixes the bonobo gene pools, providing genetic diversity.
Bonobo reproductive rates are not any higher than those of the common chimpanzee.[42] Female bonobos carry and nurse their young for five years and can give birth every five to six years. Compared to common chimpanzees, bonobo females resume the genital swelling cycle much sooner after giving birth, enabling them to rejoin the sexual activities of their society. Also, bonobo females who are sterile or too young to reproduce still engage in sexual activity.

pragmatic1

An evil tiger.

policarp

Ficheall wrote: »

Bonobo monkey.

Typical human.

I'd rather be a two toed Sloth.
Laid back and not sexually aggressive. . .

moltisanti

harry the gorilla from Dublin zoo, chap is the absolute boss

policarp

melissa.j wrote: »

I still like to become human.

Why?
All they have is problems.