Just received a, em, strange PM

UglyBolloxFace · 23-10-2011 1:14am #1

Just received this PM:

I'm touching myself...and I know who you are

What - the - fúck?

Won't post username here - mods let me know and I'll mail you the username of the account in question.

Has this ever happened to anyone?

staker · 23-10-2011 1:18am

Wake Up OP!!!

You're not that ugly.....yet.

smiley girl · 23-10-2011 1:20am

Did u reply to the PM?

Victor · 23-10-2011 1:20am

Top right of each PM is a "Report PM" button.

Only Admins get to see the PM and will deal with it.

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Irish Slaves for Europe · 23-10-2011 1:20am

Op no one likes a rat, there is no need to involve the mods, you should be flattered.

Aoifey! · 23-10-2011 1:21am

I've gotten a few odd PMs, never as straight forward as that though. Report it if it bothers you.

opti76 · 23-10-2011 1:21am

its obviously your ma ....

AnonoBoy · 23-10-2011 1:21am

I'm touching yourself and have no idea who I am.

antodeco · 23-10-2011 1:22am

How much did you fap first before reporting it?

Icyseanfitz · 23-10-2011 1:22am

name and shame em

Overheal · 23-10-2011 1:22am

you can report the PM and an admin will be notified

unless you're turned on. In which case reply with your a/s/l

Samich · 23-10-2011 1:22am

I never get Pm's first

Hank_Jones · 23-10-2011 1:26am

You don't reply to my message and now you're starting a thread about it?

I like that. :pac:

staker · 23-10-2011 1:28am

Hank_Jones wrote: »

You don't reply to my message and now you're starting a thread about it?

I like that. :pac:

There's a YLYL2 post in there somewhere!!

Kojak · 23-10-2011 1:28am

Irish Slaves for Europe wrote: »

Op no one likes a rat, there is no need to involve the mods, you should be flattered.

In Prison, the snitch is fúcked.

OP don't rat him/her out.

Micky Dolenz · 23-10-2011 1:29am

Pfft, wait till you start getting regular death threats.

Overheal · 23-10-2011 1:33am

Had a few of those. Encouraged me to snip my name and stuff off my profile.

starbelgrade · 23-10-2011 1:37am

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Pfft, wait till you start getting regular death threats.

I'm not surprised you get death threats when you send PMs like the one you just sent me...

Banned from After Hours
Hi starbelgrade,

You have been banned from After Hours for the following duration:

Permanent

for the following reason:
Trolled

Dolenz.... you dirty bastard!!!

Micky Dolenz · 23-10-2011 1:38am

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm not surprised you get death threats when you send PMs like the one you just sent me...

Dolenz.... you dirty bastard!!!

Heh :P

Biggins · 23-10-2011 1:39am

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Just received this PM:

What - the - fúck?

Won't post username here - mods let me know and I'll mail you the username of the account in question.

Has this ever happened to anyone?

Yes.

Just report the sad gobschite - and stick them on 'ignore' - that further blocks their next crap.

mr.wiggle · 23-10-2011 1:40am

Won't post username here - mods let me know and I'll mail you the username of the account in question.

You B@st@rd, this was meant to be a private touching session...
I feel so durty now !:mad:

Aoifey! · 23-10-2011 1:40am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Dolenz.... you dirty bastard!!!

Agreed:

Hi Aoifey!,

You have been banned from After Hours for the following duration:

Permanent

for the following reason:

Is this the oddest PM you've received

:pac:

starbelgrade · 23-10-2011 1:42am

Biggins wrote: »

Why can I never see what Biggins posts?

Micky Dolenz · 23-10-2011 1:43am

And I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren't for ye meddling kids.:P

Biggins · 23-10-2011 1:44am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Why can I never see what Biggins posts?

...Because my words are so bright, you gotta wear shades? :cool:

mackg · 23-10-2011 1:46am

Biggins wrote: »

Yes.

Just report the sad gobschite - and stick them on 'ignore' - that further blocks their next crap.

maybe he's just lonely.

Sharpshooter · 23-10-2011 1:48am

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Pfft, wait till you start getting regular death threats.

It's just as well the Admin PABG.:D

Saila · 23-10-2011 1:48am

Biggins wrote: »

...Because my words are so bright, you gotta wear shades?

star, he said because you masterbate too much and are going blind

Micky Dolenz · 23-10-2011 1:49am

Hot Lips wrote: »

It's just as well the Admin PABG.:D

You know I'm not going to google that :P so I've worked tea bagging in there, durty.

Thrill · 23-10-2011 1:51am

Hot Lips wrote: »

It's just as well the Admin PABG.:D

http://www.acronymfinder.com/PABG.html

***PABGPacking A Big Gun
*PABGPenile Arterial By-Pass Surgery

C'mon then, tell us. Which one is it?

starbelgrade · 23-10-2011 1:52am

Saila wrote: »

star, he said because you masterbate too much and are going blind

I think a lot of people have that problem.

Aoifey! · 23-10-2011 1:53am

Thrill wrote: »

http://www.acronymfinder.com/PABG.html

C'mon then, tell us. Which one is it?

I think it's pretty obvious it's the second one :rolleyes:

Sharpshooter · 23-10-2011 1:59am

Thrill wrote: »

C'mon then, tell us. Which one is it?

Since when did you become his RA?

The first one but you knew that!:pac:

demolitionman · 23-10-2011 2:05am

OP you dirty snitch have some self respect and don't go ratting this out to the mods.Filthy rat. If you were behind bars you'd be getting your balls snipped off you for this form of ratting you're engaging in

LighterGuy · 23-10-2011 2:19am

I'm touching myself...and I know who you are

Thats classic :pac:

James T Kirk · 23-10-2011 2:24am

Snitches get stitches.

/gangsta

Super-Rush · 23-10-2011 2:36am

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Pfft, wait till you start getting regular death threats.

Wait til one of them comes up to you in the pub asking why they were banned.

Sharpshooter · 23-10-2011 2:50am

Did you report him to the bouncer?

stupidusername · 23-10-2011 2:58am

You should be glad,that's a compliment where I come from.

Super-Rush · 23-10-2011 3:13am

Hot Lips wrote: »

Did you report him to the bouncer?

I did actually.

He was infracted but kept at it, so he was banned.

wandatowell · 23-10-2011 3:14am

FAP! FAP! FAP!

UglyBolloxFace · 23-10-2011 3:41am

Well..I start a thread, go away for awhile, and come back to a big massive Mod-On-Mod/Favourite-Poster circle-jerk full of in-jokes:pac:

Oh and I haven't bothered to report it. Found it quite funny. Of all the people to pick, why me, poster-who-touches-himself, why me?

kowloon · 23-10-2011 3:53am

super-rush wrote: »

Wait til one of them comes up to you in the pub asking why they were banned.

A lie if ever I saw one, none of you actually exist in the fleshworld.

CrazyRabbit · 23-10-2011 4:08am

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Pfft, wait till you start getting regular death threats.

Oh they're not death threats. I just want to hurt you.

Oranage2 · 23-10-2011 4:13am

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Well..I start a thread, go away for awhile, and come back to a big massive Mod-On-Mod/Favourite-Poster circle-jerk full of in-jokes:pac:

Oh and I haven't bothered to report it. Found it quite funny. Of all the people to pick, why me, poster-who-touches-himself, why me?

bollox - face, appears more than just innuendo,

4leto · 23-10-2011 9:02am

If someone sent that to me I would be so abhorred I would faint. Besides op I don't know about this one but on most message boards the admins can read your PMs.

holystungun9 · 23-10-2011 10:22am

Why PM??? I thought we're all touching ourselves in here. Now I'm paranoid.

booboo88 · 23-10-2011 10:47am

super-rush wrote: »

Wait til one of them comes up to you in the pub asking why they were banned.

please tell me you're taking the mick:eek:

Kiera · 23-10-2011 11:01am

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Just received this PM:

What - the - fúck?

Won't post username here - mods let me know and I'll mail you the username of the account in question.

Has this ever happened to anyone?

Welcome to my world!

phasers · 23-10-2011 11:06am

I'm a terrible PMer, I always forget to reply and thus my PM partner loses his wood interest in persuing a platonic friendship

Kiera · 23-10-2011 11:08am

phasers wrote: »

I'm a terrible PMer, I always forget to reply and thus my PM partner loses his wood interest in persuing a platonic friendship

I'm a she :mad:

Just received a, em, strange PM

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