Incestious relationships....where's the line?

willmunny1990

Me and my cousin were talking the other night, although admittedly we were both a bit drunk. But she came out of nowhere and said she fancied me and was flirting with me for a while. I was astonished, but flattered, as I think she's extremely good looking.

There was a bit of an awkward tension in the air for a few moments until I broke the ice and said ''we couldn't possibly do anything..you know?''

She burst out laughing and just said of course not(although I could sense she was sort of feigning it...I could be mistaken on that though, she may have genuinely be taking the piss) and a few seconds later another family member walked in and changed the subject...

For a moment I wanted her to be up for it...you know...but the realisation of how wrong it would be perceived within the family hit me like a ton of bricks.

So, how would you react if you were single and a good looking cousin came on to you?

fedor.2.

Man up, cousins are fair game

MungBean

Its Ireland, you ride em and then spend the rest of your life trying to hide it.

sgb

I think it's legal as long as she does not swallow

Reamer Fanny

willmunny1990 wrote: »

Me and my cousin were talking the other night, although admittedly we were both a bit drunk. But she came out of nowhere and said she fancied me and was flirting with me for a while. I was astonished, but flattered, as I think she's extremely good looking.

There was a bit of an awkward tension in the air for a few moments until I broke the ice and said ''we couldn't possibly do anything..you know?''

She burst out laughing and just said of course not(although I could sense she was sort of feigning it...I could be mistaken on that though, she may have genuinely be taking the piss) and a few seconds later another family member walked in and changed the subject...

For a moment I wanted her to be up for it...you know...but the realisation of how wrong it would be perceived within the family hit me like a ton of bricks.

So, how would you react if you were single and a good looking cousin came on to you?

Seems like the feeling is mutual you fancy your cousin baaahahahahahahahahahaha

jaffacakesyum

I bet the OP isn't from Dublin

Eathrin

justryan wrote: »

Seems like the feeling is mutual you fancy your cousin baaahahahahahahahahahaha

Calling someone good looking doesn't mean you fancy them.

Oh_Noes

Just no.

Now go shave that unibrow and stand up straight. There's 7 billion (-1) other people for you to fancy.

AnamGlas

No relative fiddling. Under any circumstances.

Smiley Dave

Incest is best.

scotty_irish

you from shelbyville?

MagicMarker

willmunny1990 wrote: »

Me and my cousin were talking the other night, although admittedly we were both a bit drunk. But she came out of nowhere and said she fancied me and was flirting with me for a while. I was astonished, but flattered, as I think she's extremely good looking.

There was a bit of an awkward tension in the air for a few moments until I broke the ice and said ''we couldn't possibly do anything..you know?''

She burst out laughing and just said of course not(although I could sense she was sort of feigning it...I could be mistaken on that though, she may have genuinely be taking the piss) and a few seconds later another family member walked in and changed the subject...

For a moment I wanted her to be up for it...you know...but the realisation of how wrong it would be perceived within the family hit me like a ton of bricks.

So, how would you react if you were single and a good looking cousin came on to you?

Missed yer chance.

Micky Dolenz

Pics of your family member would help us decide if you should ride her.

antodeco

Cousins are fair game! Not illegal!

My name is URL

What is she.. a first cousin or some distant pseudo-cousin?

I need more details to help me fap

Reamer Fanny

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antodeco wrote: »

Cousins are fair game! Not illegal!

Not illegal no but morally wrong?

sgb

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Pics of your family member would help us decide if you should ride her.

Are pictures allowed now in AH?

DublinWriter

LOL...any geneticist will tell you that it's far more dangerous to breed with a cousin than with a sibling or even, Dawkins forbid, a parent.

ScumLord

My name is URL wrote: »

What is she.. a first cousin or some distant pseudo-cousin?

I need more details to help me fap

Just imagine she's also your cousin and your all related.

Biggins

sgb wrote: »

Are pictures allowed now in AH?

Links to pics are - like this one: http://lnw.me/sCtYWq

Rented Mule

MungBean wrote: »

Its Ireland, you ride em and then spend the rest of your life trying to hide it.

Fr. Murphy ....is that you ?

Ouijaboard

Please think of the children!

Inbreeding

woodoo

What part of Cavan are you both from OP

Glico Man

Biggins wrote: »

Links to pics are - like this one: http://lnw.me/sCtYWq

Oh dear god, kill it with fire!! I'll be having nightmares tonight

naasface

At first my mind tells me it's not that bad...
Then I think that if I had a child and my brother had a child and then they Hooked up. That would be really freaky. Like my nephew and daughter bleurgh!

DublinWriter

cougar1 wrote: »

Please think of the mule children!

Fixed it for you

lanomist

Its acceptle in the traveling community. They marry their first cousins all the time and get married in the church !!! Of course its not allowed before marrage.

kincsem

1. Only if you are from a royal family
and
2. You are in the top ten in line to the reigning monarch

whirlpool

Is.... is this thread actually happening?

Fremen

DublinWriter wrote: »

LOL...any geneticist will tell you that it's far more dangerous to breed with a cousin than with a sibling or even, Dawkins forbid, a parent.

Not true.

cosanostra

i bet Fritzl had that convo with his cousin too

Testament1

Biggins wrote: »

Links to pics are - like this one: http://lnw.me/sCtYWq

Dear Jesus :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUNBXhW0BSs

aujopimur

Incest, a game for all the family.

mattjack

Fremen wrote: »

Not true.

Guess who's parents are cousins ?

dermiek

Don't know if its worse to fancy a cousin ( female one ) or click "follow thread" ....

SleepAtNight

I bet it wasn't that uncommon even just 150 years ago. And no doubt in Gaelic times they did. But as someone said, there's a big world out there, we're not trapped inside a local village bubble like it is 1823....we don't need to be resorting to cousins!

On the genetic thing, this country has enough genetic problems as it is....we need diversity man.

Lando Griffin

Have a few very goodlooking cousins myself, and get on very well with one of them, she is a little younger and i brought her to all the clubs and got her drunk and generally took care of her. She was like a sister to me and had some got friends to score with, but never would do it with her as sexy as she is. I suppose regarding cousins the nearest one I would do would be my sister in laws cousin, but thats only hoping

earpiece

People, he wants to hump his cousin, not start a extend his family!

SleepAtNight

earpiece wrote: »

People, he wants to hump his cousin, not start a extend his family!

Accidents can always happen:)

LETHAL LADY

Thankfully I am not programmed to think of any of my cousins in that way anyway and I can say this cause Im related they are all ugly fookers.

Saila

SleepAtNight wrote: »

Accidents can always happen:)

this is what anal was invented for

Gran Hermano

fedor.2. wrote: »

Man up, cousins are fair game

Location: Cork


Enough said.

SleepAtNight

Saila wrote: »

this is what anal was invented for

Gives a whole new meaning to "me cousin just came in the back door"!

Cicero

willmunny1990 wrote: »

For a moment I wanted her to be up for it...

how long, exactly, is a moment?

Typh

Looking forward to the thread in PI in nine months time about how the ultrasound showed the baby has three heads and you're considering a late-term abortion...

Went a bit dark, ugh.

Capt'n Midnight

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I bet the OP isn't from Dublin

Howth is in Dublin

Cee-Jay-Cee

Ride her and then regret it later, you'll regret it if you dont!

marketty

Incest is best...why cross the town when ya can cross the hall?

cocoshovel

The last thing this country needs is MORE inbred people. The place is over run with them as it is.

orourkeda

Has redtube potential

senordingdong

Pics or GTFO.