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So now we know religeon doesn't exsist,what do you all think created us?

  • 20-10-2011 8:18pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Kaneda_


    The flying spagetti monster?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Bodhidharma


    Religion does exist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Religion does exist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭MrMatisse


    The force


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Of course religion exists.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Religion does exist

    SNAP!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    Technically he's right. 'Religeon' doesn't exist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Religion does exist

    But, as the op said, Religeon doesn't.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Brayden Defeated Salami


    well religeon might not exist but religion sure does


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Vaginas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    we are not really here


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Fluke and in-breeding


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Fish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    your Ma





    no wait, my Ma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Multiple fails all rolled in to the single post. Well done OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I'd play 4-5-1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Kaneda_


    Thrill wrote: »
    But, as the op said, Religeon doesn't.


    Realigeon doesn exsist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Typh


    Religion created us.

    Wait, what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    It was me I was bored.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    Kold wrote: »
    Vaginas.

    and knobs. Or in the OP's case.....a test tube ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    I'm no expert, but I think it's fair to say this thread's an absolute mess.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭Ganymede Glow


    Evolution doesnt stand up for me either. Something or someone from another world put us here, you can laugh at me all you want I dont care. Its written all over ancient scripts and civilisations


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    GlaxoSmithKline


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I wonder what witty way will the mod lock this thread?

    I reckon something like
    "I'm the god, and I lock this thread"

    Give it a bit though. This thread is hilarious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Kaneda_ wrote: »
    The flying spagetti monster?

    Who coined this phrase?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    BOHtox wrote: »
    I'd play 4-5-1

    Yes, but 4-4-2 is on the way back.

    In fact I'm such a devote advocate of it that you could probably call it my religeon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭Marty_Orr


    religion does exist. whether God or some other super natural force does is another question


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    FBD. Although there was no garden. Or Adam. Or eve.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dotrel wrote: »
    Yes, but 4-4-2 is on the way back.

    In fact I'm such a devote advocate of it that you could probably call it my religeon.

    Get with the programme. 4-3-3 or 4-5-1 is the way to go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Dotrel wrote: »
    Yes, but 4-4-2 is on the way back.

    In fact I'm such a devote advocate of it that you could probably call it my religeon.


    Point well made!

    I like 3 centre backs, 2 attacking wing backs, 3 centre mids and 2 strikers.
    The aul 352. Liverpool, under Kenny, played it last year and it seemed to work well. I think I might play that though.
    Although 4-5-1 turns into 4-3-3 when attacking but when defending you have the 5 strong midfield

    infact, this!
    orourkeda wrote: »
    Get with the programme. 4-3-3 or 4-5-1 is the way to go


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Kaneda_


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Who coined this phrase?


    Its a realigieon,look it up on wiki.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    antodeco wrote: »
    FBD.

    FBD my arse! I saved a fortune on my policy switching to 123.ie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    The Annunaki :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Get with the programme. 4-3-3 or 4-5-1 is the way to go

    For now it's popular. But like most religeons it's just a fad. Technically 4-6-0 is the inevitable future of religeon but I still think 4-4-2 if you belief involves strong hard running prophets who can receive the scriptures and hold them up for disciples to push up and follow them to the promised land.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Westlife split up. But I reckon they'll be back in a few years but with B-Mac. A Take That sort of reunion


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dotrel wrote: »
    For now it's popular. But like most religeons it's just a fad. Technically 4-6-0 is the inevitable future of religeon but I still think 4-4-2 if you belief involves strong hard running prophets who can receive the scriptures and hold them up for disciples to push up and follow them to the promised land.

    Midfield general prophets sitting in front of the back 10


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism. The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" first appeared in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005, protesting the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to permit the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes.[3] In the letter, Henderson parodied the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs. Henderson further called for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism to be allotted equal time in science classrooms alongside intelligent design and evolution.[4]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    BOHtox wrote: »
    Westlife split up. But I reckon they'll be back in a few years but with B-Mac. A Take That sort of reunion

    with B Mac in the lone striker role


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    antodeco wrote: »
    FBD. Although there was no garden. Or Adam. Or eve.

    Wrong! I know an Adam and an Eve. And a garden.

    And I'd play 2-4-4. Attack!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Thrill wrote: »

    Its now apparent that non religious people are prone to idiocy too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    orourkeda wrote: »
    with B Mac in the lone striker role

    Louis playing in the hole:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    I would say religion can exist independently of a God/Creator/whateveryourehavingyourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    If religion didn't exist God would invent it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    The Orange god.. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    i created us


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭desertcircus


    Kaneda_ wrote: »
    The flying spagetti monster?

    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself. Goddammit, that's BEAUTIFUL.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Pastafarians. bunch a bloody ladle abouts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself. Goddammit, that's BEAUTIFUL.

    Where are the three spelling errors? I can only see one.

    Actually forget this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Kaneda_


    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself. Goddammit, that's BEAUTIFUL.

    Listen bro,im not an english teacher.i type it like i see it.No need to pretend we're all ancient egyptians writing our entire histoty on papyris paper scroll which are going to be dug up by future gererations and preserved in museums around the globe.

    gnome saying


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Three spelling errors, one grammatical error, a definitively incorrect statement of fact, a non sequitur, and a question which begs itself.


    Followed by one big bag of nazi grammar anality.


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