Best sign you've ever seen in your life, personally?

InkSlinger67

I'm just back from a trip to the chipper and, I swear, I've never seen a funnier sign in my life (I'll try to get an actual picture tomorrow, I didn't have my phone with me at the time).

The sign I seen was in the chipper, a big red circle with a red cross across a brilliantly hand-drawn bloke with his hands down his tracksuit bottoms in the front - like he's re-arranging stuff down there. Anyone walking through Dublin city centre would be pretty much guaranteed to see a similar sight at least once a day during the summer.

I didn't want to discriminate any county by posting this in the regional forums. You'd probably not see it in Cork City, in fairness. But, after that sight tonight, I was just wondering, without this turning into a picture battle thread, what is the best sign you've ever seen yourself in person? Written or pictorial - describe it!

I'm still laughing from the chipper, can't wait to post it tomorrow!

policarp

Wan and one equals fish and chips.
Do you want a condom with that?

Peyton Manning

This is in a shop in Kilkenny. Just bizarre more than anything.

http://i.imgur.com/Eu4vT.jpg

You know you're in a recession when shops are slashing their prices on consumer staples such as Pirate.

winston82

No fat chicks

Should be a sign on the door of every club

InkSlinger67

Cam Newton wrote: »

This is in a shop in Kilkenny. Just bizarre more than anything.

http://i.imgur.com/Eu4vT.jpg

You know you're in a recession when shops are slashing their prices on consumer staples such as Pirate.

That's a good value Pirate!

El Weirdo

This.

OPENROAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5fRVm3k1aY

jill_valentine

This, in Sweden.

We roadtripped from one end of the country to the other, and I never stopped finding it funny.

Overheal

probably when she took her pants off. that was a great sign. It said, She's that into you.

Jess16

My friend is a barrister and his office is in a really old Georgian building, where the door always gets stuck so it now has a sign saying "Push it. Push it real good"

Sinfonia

Some office in Ranelagh has two entrances to the driveway, and at each entrance there is a red sign:
"In Only" and "Out Only".
For a while, the people in the building next door put a red sign on their driveway that read "Shake It All About Only"

Equium

In Portugal, a particular Chinese restaraunt I visited were very proud of one particular dish that they served. A large sign on the street-side menu boldly proclaimed "Bambi bang gang - €7". I didn't ask what it was...

El Weirdo

Jess16 wrote: »

My friend is a barrister and his office is in a really old Georgian building, where the door always gets stuck so it now has a sign saying "Push it. Push it real good"

Ahhhh... It's good to know barristers are people too...


People that earn shitloads of money... the cunts.

SugarCoat

No offence to anyone who lives there but when i was in limerick city once i saw a large sign saying "Prices Slashed".

Dotrel

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00702/sport-graphics-2007_702030a.jpg

Excellent print work.

Temptamperu

The one i seen on the road to damascus.




Oh no wait that wasnt me at all :eek:

Aishae

Sign I had in my car 'I'm not in heat, get off my tail' Jesus tailgaters drove me spare

Wattle

The Gilli Islands in Indonesia. Cafe on the beach with a sign saying 'We Sell Magic Mushrooms'

Novella

This isn't funny really but in the Whitewater SC carpark in Newbridge, when you put your ticket in the machine to pay for your parking, it says in big, red letters, "CHANGE IS POSSIBLE!". It made me smile when I first saw it 'cause I was thinking along the lines of change in the world as opposed to money change. Could just be me though. I think it's a nice wee message!

Pherekydes

Two swallows in early February.

Mr. Presentable

winston82 wrote: »

No fat chicks

Should be a sign on the door of every club

Easier just to make size 8 doors

whubee

jill_valentine wrote: »

This, in Sweden.

We roadtripped from one end of the country to the other, and I never stopped finding it funny.

theres a sign for the ferry at dun laoghaire dart station ....get this... it says badfartha....ah hahahahahaha ...bad fart ha. ah hahahaha
its like theres a fart and its a bad fart and then it says ha.

nevermind

oh yeah bad fartha means ferry in that eire-ish lingo.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

Sign

im invisible

"Buy one, get one free" signs


in a shoe shop

chucken1

Eroticfishcake

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196944_1903809033031_1175890828_2291363_2291349_n.jpg

The hotdog van outside my local supermarket.

nomdeboardie

From freeways near San Diego in the '90s
http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050410/news_1n10signs.html
- didn't know the full story until I Googled some keywords just now.

On a related note, a Grim Reaper silhouette scratched into a children-crossing sign in Dublin, taking the hand of the wee one...

Kitty-kitty

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/294655_10150330910033908_810268907_8151905_335614608_n.jpg

In Powerscourt Townhouse.

Ghost Buster

The sun dancing like a mad yoke over Knock basilica. Not sure what it was a sign of. As soon as i get home from the Eye clinic in Galway and get these two pads off I'll google it.

stek

this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg

Dubwat

Don't have any photos but...

1. There used to be a sign up at Dublin airport that had the words 'Exit', 'Way Out' and... 'Mortuary' on the one sign. They've changed it now.

2. Halfway between the airport and Santry, there's 2 billboards side by side. The first one invites you to visit the new McDonalds in Northwood (?) Shopping Centre and there's a big arrow pointing right. It points at an ISPCC poster that basically says stop child abuse.

SugarCoat

i know in the us this is a standard school sign but to me it looks a bit like a mugging.

JonnyM

i think on the 2 litre milk cartons from avonmore and maybe tesco on the side under allergies etc it says 'may contain milk'

like WTF???????

My name is URL

Termonfeckin - 5km

Cavehill Red

Years ago when they were doing up roads in Kildare: "Diversion to Kill ahead."

G_R

There's a sign in the Store Room in work, which reads:

Please Keep Store Room Clean at all Times.

Penalty for Non-Compliance:
Death by Severe Beating, twice.

Thanks for your co-operation.

I laughed the first time I read it anyway.

toadpenguin

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/196944_1903809033031_1175890828_2291363_2291349_n.jpg

The hotdog van outside my local supermarket.

I don't know what's funnier - the Knacker an Bord bit or the Derpage going on under the windscreen!

ejmaztec

Nice place.

My name is URL

Woodvale Crescent

Pherekydes

I knew a girl who lived in Dildo.

Dildo road sign

AnamGlas

Reminds me of the Bull McCabe, at the entrance of a field

questionmark?

Remember seeing a sign in Lanzorate a few years ago outside a "restaurant" aka place to eat deep fried greyhound but it said,

FREE KIDS WITH EVERY MEAL:eek:

merengueca

Canal Street is the heart of Manchesters Gay Village. The first letter of each word regularly go missing

Sky King

There was a campaign of hatred against the pictures of a local candidate in the Kilkenny council elections back in 09:

http://www.advertiser.ie/kilkenny/article/12988

I wish I had taken some pics at the time. Some of the trannie ones were artfully executed with luscious red lipstick and a beauty spot. I laughed every time I passed em on my way into work.

dj jarvis

a sign i saw once

no dogs allowed
beware of the dogs


another bad sign
discharge from you penis

that is a real bad sign

heffo500

I dont know if this counts but I seen a plumbers van in maynooth and its said on drivers door "Service around the cock" in the shape of a circle gave me a good laugh on the way into college.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319923_10150328519619560_714799559_7665093_3894779_n.jpg

Took this up the Eiffel Tower this summer. Myself and my Dad found it absolutely hilarious for some reason

herosa

My name is URL wrote: »

Termonfeckin - 5km

I laughed the 1st time I saw that too.Couldnt believe there was actually a place in Ireland with that name!

My favourite was a chip shop in Northern Ireland-- For cod and for ulster!

howyanow

sign in my local shop at dog food section."we would be barking mad if you were to make a dogs dinner of our pet food display"

Immaculate Pasta

There's a place that sells sheds near me with a sign that says "Free Erections" :cool:

Daemos

A library with an exit sign on the 2nd floor pointing out the window