Parole Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo

Sarky · 13-10-2011 3:38pm #1

So yeah, after hondasam danced for our amusement (I say dancing, it closer to Jedward during the eurovision than actual dancing), I thought we might try this again, seeing as TeddyTedson JUST WON'T STOP BEGGING ME TO UNBAN HIM.

So I'll unban him now. If he posts outside this thread, he's f*cked. If any other posters try to make a mockery of this thread, or are just plain retarded, they're f*cked.

So go, have yourselves a think and issue forth some challenges for Mr. Tedson. Less of the art requests, though. Teddy doesn't have Paint somehow, and even if he did he'd only show up hondasam terribly.

hondasam · 13-10-2011 3:49pm

lol You will take all that back, I want a public apology, I was not that bad.

Sam danced for your amusement you mean.

chucken1 · 13-10-2011 5:01pm

I want Teddy to 'sing' "You are my sunshine" to me in his best Chinese accent.

Princess Peach · 13-10-2011 5:48pm

I want Teddy to dress up as a teddy and offer free hugs outside of primary schools.

Star Lord · 13-10-2011 5:54pm

I want Teddy to make a youtube video wearing a dress singing "I feel pretty"

Sarky · 13-10-2011 9:11pm

I'd really like to see Teddy write a limerick about an angry fish of some kind.

Star Lord · 13-10-2011 10:13pm

I would chortle merrily at a short script about two chalk-and-cheese flatmates, where one is a mischievous ghost and the other a cantankerous medium! Oh the high-jinks!

Princess Peach · 13-10-2011 10:25pm

I think Teddy should have to moderate a date of mine and Damo's. The rules are he can't vomit and he can't touch himself.

Star Lord · 13-10-2011 10:45pm

I think Teddy should have to moderate a date of mine and Sarky's. The rules are he can't vomit and he can't touch himself.

And every time we mention lolcats or beards, he has to slap himself in the face with a rainbow trout!

hondasam · 13-10-2011 10:48pm

He cannot do half of these tasks.

Sarky · 13-10-2011 10:50pm

That excuse only worked for you because I wanted you to shut up.

Teddy's a man's man's man, he'll find a way.

hondasam · 13-10-2011 10:51pm

They are stupid tasks and he just has to say he did it. I endured that thread for ya .did I not

Star Lord · 13-10-2011 10:56pm

hondasam wrote: »

They are stupid tasks and he just has to say he did it. I endured that thread for ya .did I not

Most will require proof. And you got off too lightly. Teddy will prevail or give up. I believe he'll give it a damn good try, unless you wanna do some to lighten his love ad?

hondasam · 13-10-2011 11:00pm

chucken1 wrote: »

I want Teddy to 'sing' "You are my sunshine" to me in his best Chinese accent.

how is he going to prove this?

Princess Peach wrote: »

I want Teddy to dress up as a teddy and offer free hugs outside of primary schools.

He will not do that, no proof even if he did.

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I want Teddy to make a youtube video wearing a dress singing "I feel pretty"

he will not do this

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think Teddy should have to moderate a date of mine and Damo's. The rules are he can't vomit and he can't touch himself.

how?

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I think Teddy should have to moderate a date of mine and Sarky's. The rules are he can't vomit and he can't touch himself.

And every time we mention lolcats or beards, he has to slap himself in the face with a rainbow trout!

How?

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Most will require proof. And you got off too lightly. Teddy will prevail or give up. I believe he'll give it a damn good try, unless you wanna do some to lighten his love ad?

he cannot give proof of any of these, I think he will say no thanks, he will not do it.

I did not get off light, sarky let me of.

Sarky · 13-10-2011 11:01pm

Be quiet. You're abusing this thread.

hondasam · 13-10-2011 11:02pm

He should go use a computer that has paint and we can see the results

hondasam · 13-10-2011 11:04pm

Sarky wrote: »

Be quiet. You're abusing this thread.

you know I am right. there is only two tasks there for him.
we need to think harder me thinks.

Princess Peach · 13-10-2011 11:04pm

I think Teddy should enter the presidential race and win. Only then shall he be allowed back into the nest.

And by law he can't campaign After Hours, which contains half the voting population of Ireland. The other half are too old to know what a computer is.

Storminateacup · 13-10-2011 11:54pm

Omg I lost my last braincell trying to decipher this thread

you guise.

Teddy should get naked, and rub baby oil all over his 6pack.

If he's ugly, place bag over head.
If he's got a keg and not a 6 pack, wrap up like a snowman instead.

MOAR PIX

Fago! · 14-10-2011 12:36am

Teddy must post in every tcn thread before saturday!

chucken1 · 14-10-2011 12:44am

chucken1 wrote: »

I want Teddy to 'sing' "You are my sunshine" to me in his best Chinese accent.

I said 'sing'..its thinterweb! Writing is ok!

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think Teddy should enter the presidential race and win. Only then shall he be allowed back into the nest.

And by law he can't campaign After Hours, which contains half the voting population of Ireland. The other half are too old to know what a computer is.

scuse meeeee :mad:
No moar burgers for you lady!

Princess Peach · 14-10-2011 5:00pm

Something missing from this thread.

chucken1 · 16-10-2011 12:37am

Princess Peach wrote: »

Something missing from this thread.

Teddy?

Princess Peach · 16-10-2011 1:09pm

Oh I'm so sad, I lost my teddy bear.

Please won't you help me I can't find him anywhere.

Sarky · 18-10-2011 1:46pm

He's had 5 days. If there's no response today, this thread gets closed and his ban reinstated.

Fago! · 18-10-2011 2:01pm

Yay. Who?

hondasam · 18-10-2011 2:13pm

I have an idea, someone else do it for him

Storminateacup · 18-10-2011 3:32pm

Where is teddy? Doesn't he wanna come back?

hondasam · 18-10-2011 3:34pm

Don't think he does no.

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 3:48pm

Sarky wrote: »

He's had 5 days. If there's no response today, this thread gets closed and his ban reinstated.

You brat!

hondasam wrote: »

Don't think he does no.

YES I DO!

NEEDS MOAR TIM3±!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Lord · 18-10-2011 4:16pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

NEEDS MOAR TIM3±!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a time for action, not excuses!

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 4:56pm

hondasam wrote: »

He cannot do half of these tasks.

But what's a teddy to do?

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 4:59pm

chucken1 wrote: »

I want Teddy to 'sing' "You are my sunshine" to me in his best Chinese accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29qjEzerh8w

Princess Peach wrote: »

I want Teddy to dress up as a teddy and offer free hugs outside of primary schools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91qETuDf5HI

2 Down

hondasam · 18-10-2011 5:03pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

But what's a teddy to do?

Teddy will find a way

with a little help from his friends. Don't tell you know who.

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 5:06pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I want Teddy to make a youtube video wearing a dress singing "I feel pretty"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHXF3XeWqhA

Sarky wrote: »

I'd really like to see Teddy write a limerick about an angry fish of some kind.

There was an angry fish called Sharky,
Who was the absolute best,
Then on Tuesday for no reason at all,
He lifted Teddys ban from the Nest...?

:P

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 5:08pm

ohhhh noes!
Wouldn't it be just terrible if someone suggested Teddy had to stop this and once.
Oh noes

hondasam · 18-10-2011 5:09pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

ohhhh noes!
Wouldn't it be just terrible if someone suggested Teddy had to stop this and once.
Oh noes

Take it like a man, I did not whinge. wait til you see what I have in mind for you

chucken1 · 18-10-2011 5:12pm

Go Teddy!!!!!!!

70IF

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 5:13pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think Teddy should have to moderate a date of mine and Damo's. The rules are he can't vomit and he can't touch himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMny28MxwkY

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I would chortle merrily at a short script about two chalk-and-cheese flatmates, where one is a mischievous ghost and the other a cantankerous medium! Oh the high-jinks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tivbFBYY0qc

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 5:31pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

I think Teddy should have to moderate a date of mine and Sarky's. The rules are he can't vomit and he can't touch himself.
And every time we mention lolcats or beards, he has to slap himself in the face with a rainbow trout!

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSb099epHD8QHZukFArXo-lSQPY-ejR1qQYBqLmbMAipkUhgf6jV5zWO7Jf

I wuv wyou Damo

I wov you too,
let's make babies
I want to <snip>
Sorry guys, take it to PM:rolleyes:

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think Teddy should enter the presidential race and win. Only then shall he be allowed back into the nest.

And by law he can't campaign After Hours, which contains half the voting population of Ireland. The other half are too old to know what a computer is.

hondasam · 18-10-2011 5:34pm

I want Teddy to get sarky to say something nice about me

This will be a challenge.:D

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 5:44pm

Storminateacup wrote: »

Omg I lost my last braincell trying to decipher this thread you guise.

Teddy should get naked, and rub baby oil all over his 6pack.

If he's ugly, place bag over head.
If he's got a keg and not a 6 pack, wrap up like a snowman instead.
MOAR PIX

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The oil just dries in

Fago! wrote: »

Teddy must post in every tcn thread before saturday!

[Embedded Image Removed]
Hello Fago!
Just a minute, just a minute...
I'm sorry Fago!
I'm afraid I can't do that

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 5:53pm

hondasam wrote: »

I want Teddy to get sarky to say something nice about me
This will be a challenge.:D

Taken from another thread, I forget where.

Sarky wrote: »

I really, REALLY like hondasam

:eek:

Princess Peach · 18-10-2011 5:57pm

I want Teddy to guess how many teddies I have in my room at this very minute.

hondasam · 18-10-2011 5:57pm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Originally Posted by Sarky
I really, REALLY like hondasam

:eek:

well done, I must have missed that post

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 5:58pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

I want Teddy to guess how many teddies I have in my room at this very minute.

MOAR TEDDIES>?

Princess Peach · 18-10-2011 6:00pm

We need the figure!!!

hondasam · 18-10-2011 6:01pm

Teddy write a marriage proposal, No less than ten lines. show a pic of the ring.

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 6:04pm

Princess Peach wrote: »

We need the figure!!!

7

Princess Peach · 18-10-2011 6:07pm

So close yet so wrong! How many of them wear hats?

TeddyTedson · 18-10-2011 6:15pm

hondasam wrote: »

Teddy write a marriage proposal, No less than ten lines. show a pic of the ring.

I'm looking for my woman. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. And now, I just... Tonight... our little company had a very big night. A very, very big night. But it wasn't complete. It wasn't nearly close to being complete. I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice. I couldn't laugh about it with you. I missed my... I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I want your babies. You... complete me.
Marry me.
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Parole Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo

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