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In the Playpen: Screaminmidget
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12-10-2011 03:38AM#1So uh, I asked some flake to do my intro, but rather than posting it here they decided to text me the intro :PA few weeks ago, I was asked by a young fellow to write his intro. I, of course, felt honoured, and obliged :P Then I realised it was a lot of effort :P Anyways, guys, Get your hardest and most irritating Questions out for him cos that will annoy him and this will amuse me
so put it together for our annoying, grammatically ill knowledged, Pitch and putt (Not golf :P ) Playing Screaminmidget!! Woo!
And there it is!!
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QueenOfLeon wrote: »Why did you start it so late?
What you mean late?? It was only supposed to start today??? ....
Really though, Because im not a social retard and only just got in :P
Why am I up?
Your subconcious is trying to tell you something.. Or maybe your just not tired?? Try examining your diet and see if your eating too many of those things that keep people awake!???
What are your favourite methods of procrastination?
Boards, FB, Watching shit american tv (Scrubs particularly) Staring out the kitchen window of my college apartment
Where did you get your username from?
A really old Private joke I had with someone..
What ambitions have you for the next year?
Pass first year with no repeats, maybe try lose a bit of weight, get a few medical things looked at that ive been putting off..
Thats all for now, although if you're still awake I might ask some more...:pac:
Keep em coming!!
Janitor: Your stupid.
JD: Thats it?
Janitor: Give it time. It'll eat at you
(later on)
JD:Am I stupid?
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Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?QueenOfLeon wrote: »By late I meant time wise, not day wise, but anyway, how was your night?
Great, made new friends, had new experiences
Make the private joke public! Gwan!
No :pac:
Countries you've been in?
France, Mexico, Italy, Turkey, Engerland, greece, cyprus, spain..
Countries/Places you most want to visit?
America, Just to see what its really like, and germany, coz they're super efficent
Ideal job?
Billionaire...
I dunno, something relating to my degree, making websites or writing programs, something interesting at least..
Where do you see yourself at 25?
I dont, gods honest truth.. somewhere between dead and married to a rockstar with 3 kids.. Hopefully working..
Do you like pick n mix?
Love it
Favourite method of communication (Call, text, msn etc)?
Do people even use MSN anymore?? :P Text probably, although I ring people if its uber important..
Do you have any pets?
No, unless you count my brother.. Hate animals as a rule, stull have the bite marks on my leg from when a dog bit me when I was younger
Best time of your life so far?
Oooh, Im actually gonna put a bookmark or something on this question, none spring to mind straight off..
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.0 -
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Turk: Sir, I promise you, if you offer her the job again she'll say yes. And I'll do anything, I'll pick up extra shifts, I'll volunteer - I'll volunteer at the clinic; Whatever you want!Why did you dump me for another boardsie?:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:mad:
We were never together in the first polace bbz
WHAT WAS THE NEW EXPERIENCES?#
Played kings, was in Cubins for the first time
DID YOU SHIFT A MONKEY?
This is true
Dr.Kelso: Ahh! I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!
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cheesefiend wrote: »What do you do to chill out?
Puck, watch tv, sleep :P Just quiet time where I can think is good..
Favourite time of year?
Summer!! Absolutely love it
Do you have any quirks?
wtf is a quirk???
Dr. Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'0 -
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"a peculiarity of action, behavior, or personality; mannerism"
oh, I see..cheesefiend wrote: »
Do you have any quirks?
Slightly germaphobic, I wont step on cracks or gaps on the ground, tiles or otherwise.. I do have other ones but im not gonna say :PAnd since I haven't asked anyone anything in their respective Playpens, I may as well start now...
How's UCC going for you?
Fantastic!! I actually love it!! Both the academic side and the social side!! and living away from home is just the best thing ever
Dr. Kelso: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't schedule love.
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IHeartChemistry wrote: »Why does one never go to college/get up out of bed?
Because one does have late nights!! and I struggle to get to sleep here
Why does one never ever visit me? >.>
Because no one knows where you live!? :P
Isn't Cork just daycent baaaaaai?
Ah stop the ligghttss!!!
Fav TV show?
Breaking Bad or Boardwalk empire!! The big bang theory is up there aswell!!
Do you like cuppie cakes?
Love them but they're terrible for my figure..
Shall I get another tattoo?
Only if its dedicated to me.
Do you looooooooove me?
4eva and eva bbz <3333YOU:pac:
YOU!!!!
Any sign of a golden week yet?
pfft, please... I wish
What did you think of Cubins?
Shit enough
Shifted any more random boardsies?:P
That'd be telling...
Student Centre or Main Rest for food?
Centra!! I only have one lecture on the main campus so its very rare id eat there, havent eaten in either of those yet actually.... am I missing out??? :P
Can you write my psychology essay for me?
If you do my web design assignment??? :P
Boards or Facebook?
ooh, Boards id say, I really only use fb for chat now
Cork or Killarney?
CAARRRKKKK!!!!
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Deedeecupcake wrote: »I HAD INTERNET PROBLEMS OK???
Not good enough ;_;
1) Please pick the correct answer:
(a) Your a fool
(b) You're a fool
2) Am I amazing?
Words cannot describe your brilliance, Why if I could, id compare thee to a summers day...
3) Can you explain Pitch and Putt to me???
No, you're too simple :P
Ktanxbibbz
That was it??? :P
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Deedeecupcake wrote: »4) Summer or Winter wedding?
What are you getting at here O_o :P Summer
5) On a scale of one to pure love 4eva n' eva, how much do you love Cork?
Love it!!! Its not too big like dublin where its annoying but its big enough that you dont get bored!!
6) Do you ever sometimes, just sometimes, miss those bus journeys?
Very rarely, but yes, on the odd occasion, when I remember the bantz that were had on those bus trip :')
7) Do you miss me????
Yes :P
Dr. Cox: You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons. Please think of me as button-less, all smooth like G.I Joe's nether-regions. And, by the by, this image is brought to you by my son Jack, who has been yanking the pants off of his toy soldiers and leaving them in provocative positions on my nightstand. It is... just disturbing enough so that, leaving the house, I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools which brings me back to you - THE FOOL. I'm done suffering you so go now. Go... go before you can write a book entitled "Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass COLON: The Lester Hedrick Story".0 -
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Lies!! >.>QueenOfLeon wrote: »You realise you've used that quote already? :P
I need moar sleep
Oh right, and there was me thinking:cheesefiend wrote: »A quirk is something you do, maybe a mannerism, that's a little different. Something you do or like that some might say is strange.
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JamJamJamJam wrote: »Should the guy buy dinner on the first date because it's nice, chivalrous and gentlemanly OR is it an outdated and sexist practice?
Its chivalrous!!
How do you like your tea?
shaken, not stirredStrong, very little sugar
What's your favourite kind of breakfast?
Breakfast roll!! Although I love golden nuggets aswell :P
What's your favourite artpiece?
I quite like banksy, after my friend showed me a book about him!!
http://bluemediademodvds.com/Banksy/BanksyGraffitiRemoval.png
Favourite newspaper?
The Kerryman...
Favourite tellytubby?
N/A
Will Ireland qualify for the European Championships?
Hopefully!! I dont actually care either way though, if we dont, grand, if we do, were gonna get hammered
Joke??
I actually had a joke written out, but realised id prob get a warning or something for it.. :P
Se eh,
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Dr. Cox: Well, I'll tell you there Bobbo, either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.0 -
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deise_girl wrote: »Am I awesome?
The most awesomest!!!!
Do you miss those unreal chats back with me and Deedee and Fergie last January?
Yea, good times :')
Whats your favourite memory of ours?
Going into the howard stern channel!! :P Or that trick that was played on me the first night I was in there -_-
Are you gonna befriend county hurlers?
I am friends with county hurlers!!!
Have you befriened county hurlers?
See above
Are you playing hurling for UCC?
Nope
Are you ever gonna talk much in the IRC again?
Sure!! I do still talk in there!! :P
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Who, who whooooooooooooooooooooooooo?????
Would I have heard of them?
Are they hot?
D'ya wanna link me their fb pages?
What is your preferred food when hungry?
What is your favourite IRC quote?
Also, I approve of your scrubs things
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deise_girl wrote: »Who, who whooooooooooooooooooooooooo?????
Tadgh Moore, Kieran Fitzgibbon (Kerry minors) Shauna carrol (Offaly cmgie keeper :P ) Uh, some guy called pockets here says he plays intercounty, but I wasnt really paying attention when he said it, sorry..
Would I have heard of them?
Couldnt tell ya!!??
Are they hot?
Id rather not be the judge of that :P
D'ya wanna link me their fb pages?
Nope :L
What is your preferred food when hungry?
Pizza!!
What is your favourite IRC quote?
Theres so many to choose from tbf, 27 is up there, and the one about shaved legs :P
Also, I approve of your scrubs things
Danke!!
{possibly more to come}
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.0 -
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Cakesofrice wrote: »How's College?
Fantastic would be an understatement..
Dundalk, the best?
Never been there so cant judge
Killarney, a dump?
Won the tidy-towns so clearly not :P
Drogheda, crap?
Yea, full of scum from what I remember...
Duetsch?
Nein
Furthest you've been from home?
Uhm, mexico id say..
Country you'd most like to visit?
Asked already :P
Been up north?
Nope
The North?
Its up there...
Gaeilge?
Ní maith liom Gaeilge mar táim ufásach
NomNomNom Cheese?
Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Kelso: We have some very exciting news.
Cox: Don't tell me. You and sweaty Teddy here are gonna finally have that
comittment ceremony that you've been dreaming about?
Kelso: Perry, even if I went that way and believe me there were nights in
the service that that didn't sound so farfetched, Ted is hardly
my type.
Ted: I beg to differ, I've seen Enid.
Kelso: What?!
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Deedeecupcake wrote: »When did you go to Mexico? :O
Just yesterday, hence I didnt answer the questions here yesterday..
nawwhh, jk :P When I was like 10!? Why are you so suprised??
Xfactor, ya oder nein?
NEIN!
Why am I so cold?
Theres a combination of possibilities, one being that you are outside??
Another being that the heating might be off and/or you are naked.
JD : Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives and you know what? I am going to take you out tonight, yes sir, we are going to get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine
Turk : It sounds like you are asking me out on a man-date
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So...
GAA vs Ultimate Frisbee?
Frissbee
Cork girls vs Kerry girls?:pac:
Depends what you're into :P
Clubbing vs pubbing?
Pubbing then clubbing :P
Do you like cocktails?
mmmm strawberry daiquiri
Has college lived up to any expectations you may have had?
It exceeds my expectations
Are you broke like me?:(
Im not far off it now id say!! Must pay the other half of my rent the end of next month
JD: So basically Mr. Davis, you received a blunt trauma to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum
Mr. Davis: Great, and that means?
JD: You broke your penis
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Cakesofrice wrote: »Pitch and Putt is the most boring sport on planet earth?
Lies, One of the best tbh, especially at the higher level
Still shave your legs?
Nah, was getting rashes
Get the shift?
Do you even need to ask??
Favourite food?
Pizza!! subway, cereal...
Germany, Ja oder Nein?
Why not sure...
Spain, Cie no No?
uh, taim go maith, agus tú fein??
Cox: What?
JD: I think the Larkins compliment each other, they are a good team. Kind of remind me of us
Cox: Roseanne, granted I was, as usual, only halfway listening to you but I got the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple. I know a girl can dream, but this is never going to happen0 -
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So here goes.
Fave flower?
A rose I suppose???
Mothers middle name?
I honestly dont know This upsets me a shitload more than it should >.<
If you had to dye your hair what colour would ya go?
Blue!!!
Do you have any nicknames?
Dj :P
Do you really shave your legs?
No :pac:
Are you really coming up to keep a scared girl company:(?
Sorry, not tonight bbz
Favourite girls name?
Marie, my mothers name
Would you call your child said name?
Definatley, Thats the plan anyways :P
Still playing hurlin'?
Yea, was playing today!!
Do you wear a scarf when its cold?
Nah, Ive a snood
What if?
If only
[Eloit is about to kiss her boyfriend Paul, who is a male nurse,Dr.kelso walks past]
Eliot[Nervous]Nurse i need clean sheets straight away to room..one..one thousand
[Kelso Stops]
Paul oh she's covering because she's emberarrased that she likes a nurse and i cant figure out why.
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What bank are you with?
AIB and Bank Of Ireland, Signed up with BOI for freebies :P
Account number? :P
1010101010101
Ever painted your nails?
No >.>
Is make-up silly?
Not really, Bit ridulous when used wrong though :P
Why am I writing you stupid questions when I've an essay to do?
Procrastination my dear.
Any pets?
asked already...
Fave smiley?
:pac:
What do you do in awkward situations?
Leave
Hello?
Ola!!!
Chinese food or a nice suit?
The suit, its all about the suit
Are you honored that I used my 150th post on you
Not really, I dont see the big deal in people dedicating their 1000th post or whatever to something/someone. Its just an arbitrary number tbh
Turk: Couples therapy is killing me.
Todd: I don't know how you do it! Make love with your lady in front of some old dude who's filming you?
Turk: That's not couples therapy Todd.
Todd: Then what did I do?
Turk: You did amateur porn!
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Did you know Marie's my middle name?:p
Any other baby names in mind? (unusual for a guy tbh!)
Aren't proper open fires the shizz?
If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
What's your opinion on trad music?
What's your opinion on the Irish language? Is it dead?
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
Aren't really massive trees the shizz?
Are there any celebrities you can't stand?
Favourite alcoholic beverage?
How did Ultimate Frisbee go the other day?
Going to bed early vs. lie ins?
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Did you know Marie's my middle name?:p
I didnt, consider yourself honoured :P
Any other baby names in mind? (unusual for a guy tbh!)
Aidan, Jack.. Stop drawing attention to it :P I have my reasons..
Aren't proper open fires the shizz?
Oh they're the bestest!! Many a good night ive had beside an open fire
If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?
Saxaphone!! I can already play the tin whislte, bodhrán to a pretty daycent level, and the piano/keyboard to a less impressive level :P
What's your opinion on trad music?
Love it..
What's your opinion on the Irish language? Is it dead?
Might as well be tbph, the time thats spent teaching it in schools could be better used on other subjects
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
Too cold, being too hot gives me headaches
Aren't really massive trees the shizz?
Totez!!
Are there any celebrities you can't stand?
too many to name, Jedward spring to mind, anyone that is/has been on Big Brother
Favourite alcoholic beverage?
Bulmers Origional/ Captain morgans and coke :P
How did Ultimate Frisbee go the other day?
Got Bagelled twice and nearly beat trinity!! We had so many beginners compared to all the other teams that had international experience so I think we did ourselves proud :P We did beat one team on the sunday, But I wasnt there
Going to bed early vs. lie ins?
Seem to be having a lot of lie ins recently
Favourite smiley?
:pac:
Ted: If you need some happy pills, they are in the top drawer.
JD: In this hell hole, I will need a gun.
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