Weirdest thing you have seen?

John Doe1

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

phasers

A man eat his own head.

Chuck Stone

I spent a weekend in Muff as a cub scout.

chin_grin

Come to the big shmoke. Lot of weirdos\weirdness here. Lot of asshats too.

Professey Chin

phasers wrote: »

A man eat his own head.

If he can bend that way then fair play to him!

Gee Bag

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

Maybe some aggresive foreign power have occupied your garden shed

d.anthony

A woman take a shít on a train.

chin_grin

d.anthony wrote: »

A woman take a shít on a train.

Reminds me of my holiday in Oslo. On a busy corner some tramp woman in full view of everyone dropped trousers and sprayed her diarrhea all over the ground. You could see it dripping down her legs n'all. Was hilarious.

ChunkyLover_53

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

Sounds like a lost ChAirsofter TBH.

They have a forum in the sports section.

LollieB

A two headed baby

I was blazed & didn't realise I was looking at a photography of conjoined twins. Freaked me right out :eek:

Absurdum

I saw some weirdo, his sister and her bf having a threesome as I was marching by their house on the way to IRA practice the other day.

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZfS6zzUN-0

Chuck Stone

WARNING: People of a sensitive nature may find this video disturbing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWPP-a1ZtNw

orourkeda

Absurdum wrote: »

I saw some weirdo, his sister and her bf having a threesome as I was marching by their house on the way to IRA practice the other day.

3 is a crowd and 4 is a gang bang.

You could take her in the aras

DjFlin

I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk!

JustAddWater

An AH thread with 0 thanks after 16 posts ....

Now THAT is weird

Latchy

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

Has anybody here seen a lost movie extra ? .

Kintarō Hattori

I was in a hotel in Europe a few years back and was up fairly early to head to the airport. I went out onto the balcony for some fresh air and had a good view over the nearby streets. A homeless person came shuffling across the street, pulled down their pants in plain view- there was no attempt to be discreet, took a crap, pulled up their pants and carried onto wherever they were going. This was at about 7am.

It isn't a particularly nice city and I had always joked with the GF that it was a ****hole. It turned out it literally was.

sh1tstirrer

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

What gun did he have? Did he have the gun over his shoulder?

Kintarō Hattori

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

What gun did he have? Did he have the gun over his shoulder?

Ah you're thinking Airsoft?

stupidfishy

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

Ah don't mind that it's just Snyper, the hospital lets him out for a run on the weekends.

sh1tstirrer

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Ah you're thinking Airsoft?

No

Gee Bag

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I was in a hotel in Europe a few years back and was up fairly early to head to the airport. I went out onto the balcony for some fresh air and had a good view over the nearby streets. A homeless person came shuffling across the street, pulled down their pants in plain view- there was no attempt to be discreet, took a crap, pulled up their pants and carried onto wherever they were going. This was at about 7am.

It isn't a particularly nice city and I had always joked with the GF that it was a ****hole. It turned out it literally was.

Name and shame

Gee Bag

JustAddWater wrote: »

An AH thread with 0 thanks after 16 posts ....

Now THAT is weird

I thanked you out of spite

Kintarō Hattori

Gee Bag wrote: »

Name and shame

Łódź

It has some lovely parts but a lot of it is just hideous. It's a shame as a lot of Polish cities are really lovely..... but it isn't.

Unique User Name

Girl taking a dump in the Phoenix park in full view of the road and everybody walking past, standing beside her rather embarrassed looking friend.

Closely followed by the weirdest comment I've ever heard, my friend asking if I saw whether she had a nice looking snatch.

Paulor94

JustAddWater wrote: »

An AH thread with 0 thanks after 16 posts ....

Now THAT is weird

The smartass' are on a tea break.

The Hill Billy

A weird thing for me was seeing this bird in a motivational poster here on boards & realising that I had played chess with her donkey's years ago on a drunken night in an Irish bar in Austin, Texas.

Stacey.

When I was in a hospital, the police came in and took this guy away with those hand things on him. It was weird cus I'd never seen anything like that before.

Corsendonk

A bloke I know wearing an SS officers uniform walking through Ballyfermot dusplaying his medal collection.

T0mmy C

Stacey. wrote: »

When I was in a hospital, the police came in and took this guy away with those hand things on him. It was weird cus I'd never seen anything like that before.

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, handcuffs?

Stacey.

T0mmy C wrote: »

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, handcuffs?

yah those

sh1tstirrer

Stacey. wrote: »

When I was in a hospital, the police came in and took this guy away with those hand things on him. It was weird cus I'd never seen anything like that before.

Did you get stings autograph

garv123

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

A fella out shooting in camo gear maybe?

Stacey.

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Did you get stings autograph

Stings? wat

Standard Toaster

I once saw a man taking a shit while running at full speed.

BBDBB

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

45 mins??/

thats some perimeter yer man is patrolling

sh1tstirrer

Stacey. wrote: »

Stings? wat

Stings signature

sh1tstirrer

Standard Toaster wrote: »

I once saw a man taking a shit while running at full speed.

So tell us what is your top speed?

retalivity

years ago in amsterdam, drinking/smoking/eating with a canadian marine, an aussie, the dundalk sub keeper & hig firlfriend, and my mate. We had to leave the marine behind cos he started making out with a lamppost and would not leave it.....completely out of it. after 20 mins of trying to coax him away we just ditched him. hes probably still there.

on the piss in derry, some young one with her tits spilling out on top & her ass spilling out below, fag in hand, somewhat pregnant, wheeling a pushchair with a young one up to the door of a club asking to skip the queue. surreal.

the weirdest thing today, however, has been this video of a japanese band trying to play electric era-dylan at a temple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXBtecAsogM

weirdly comical

Rabies

Took some staff out drinking to an after hours bar on K'Road a few years ago. You get all of towns end of night clubbers and everything else in there.
If anyone has been on K'Road in Auckland you'll know what I mean.

Anyway, we're outside drinking at about 9am in the middle of summer and a guy walks in past the bouncers in a full body checkered green and white gimp suit. Goes to the bar and orders a pint of Stella. Leans against the bar and drinks, only his eyes and mouth were barely visible. My staff's jaws dropped in shock.

No one bats an eye lid, randomness is normal in that place.
Before you hit on a girl in that bar, always best to look for a 9am stubble coming back and the Adams apple...

Chuck Stone

Threw a shirt once and it landed folded like you's see on a clothes shop shelf.

True story.

ToddyDoody

John Doe1 wrote: »

My sister, her bf and myself today saw a soldier in full military get up(including gun) walk past our window. 45 mins later he walked past again this time from the other end. Bear in mind that we live in the middle of the country with only about 4 houses in a mile radius and there definitely is no soldier living near us.

reminds me of a childhood friend. Only 9 or so but had an official garda sweatshirt to fit him. It was given to him by a relative after it shrunk in the wash. a kid in the garda uniform is a fairly weird memory.

Birneybau

So, most popular weird thing people have seen is al fresco sh!tting.

Lash_Alert

Cars stopping at Zebra crossing, couldnt see anyone crossing, and as i got closer and could see the road, i realised it was actually for a family of ducks who walked straight in the across the Zebra crossing....But thats not all folks, there was a pub at the other side, 2 or 3 lads outside having a smoke, and the mother/father duck continued walking nd walked a few steps into the open pub door, before obviously realising it wasnt an acceptable hour to go drinking and turning back.....you guessed it, back across the Zebra crossing. Weirdest few moments of my life

tonycascarino

Ryan Tubridy

TheUsual

My ex-girlfriend.

Bitch.

stoneill

I saw mime artists heading to a record your own song booth in a record shop.

JustAddWater

JustAddWater wrote: »

An AH thread with 0 thanks after 16 posts ....

Now THAT is weird

OK who went out and thanked posts just to make me look like a fool!

Thanks. Thanks a lot. Seriously

Tazio

Number 8 bus Cork city heading northside back mid 1990's.. Friday night around 930 ish..

Lots of people on a the bus.... A good few after a few too.....:)

Just about to leave the city center when this lad looking and dressed like Adolf Hitler got on the bus!!! He sat down near the 2nd set of doors. And stared out the window..

Most people stopped talking and stared.. there was a few giggles but no one actually approached him..

Dillions Cross he got off alone... There was a few shouts of "heil Hitler" as he got off....

Conversations kinda started up again once he left. Most people were thinking wtf was that all about.....very surreal tbh.... ?????

Fancy dress probably but he did look the part....

Meh.... Not a great story really now that I reread this....

twistedsoul

not being racist but a toliet attended who was white !