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'Low Blow'

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  • 08-10-2011 11:00pm
    #1
    Emnes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭


    Some people call it a low blow or whatever, by my girlfriend thumped me in there today and it ****ing wrecked, I tell thee.

    Why does it hurt so much?


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    Wolfe Tone
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    What a bitch.


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    #3
    Paulor94
    Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    I don't know man, but any lad knows how much it hurts. I remember getting a football full force from a 17 year old into mine.... it wasn't nice.


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    Latchy
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    I dunno....better that than a slap of a wet fish ?


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    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    This thread is a load of bollix!


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    #6
    joshrogan
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    Demand oral sex as compensation.


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    #7
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Why did your girlfriend thump you in the balls??


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    lastlaugh
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    Give that bitch the flick.


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    BBDBB
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    sickener


    technique they use in martial arts to relieve the pain

    stand up, straight legs and lock your knees

    jump up a few inches and land hard on your heels, so the shock wave travels up through your locked out legs, do it a few times

    it lessens the pain almost instantly, doesnt get rid completely


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Why did your girlfriend thump you in the balls??
    Cheap contraception? :pac:


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    Icaras
    Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Icaras


    Latchy wrote: »
    I dunno....better that than a slap of a wet fish ?

    The answer to your "question" - NO


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    What a bitch.

    And your one's not very nice for doing it to him


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    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Emnes wrote: »
    Some people call it a low blow or whatever, by my girlfriend thumped me in there today and it ****ing wrecked, I tell thee.

    Hmm, my spidey senses are telling me that your relationship may be on the rocks..................or maybe your a big perv and you secretly enjoyed it.


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    mr kr0nik
    Registered Users Posts: 755 ✭✭✭mr kr0nik


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Give that bitch the flick.

    a kick in fork would do it


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    Emnes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Emnes


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Why did your girlfriend thump you in the balls??

    We were pissing about. I twisted her nipple tight. She cried.


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    geetar
    Registered Users Posts: 469 ✭✭geetar


    punch her in the ovaries.


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    #17
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Because it's supposed to.

    Never am I going to flail in anger when I die for the umpteenth time in halo only to have the corner of the pad snag and connect with the right on. Gave the OH a laugh anyways. I was in agony for a good hour.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    did you give her a punt in return?


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    #19
    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Sometimes the littlest tap on the family jewels will hurt much more that a big full kick in the goolies. I was in the kitchen at the worktop and one of the kids wanted biscuits or something and opened the press door slightly and it just tapped my scrot - damn I fell in a heap, blood drained from my face, - a dull throbbing.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Emnes wrote: »
    We were pissing about. I twisted her nipple tight. She cried.

    Wuss.


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    Hmm, my spidey senses are telling me that your relationship may be on the rocks..................or maybe your a big perv and you secretly enjoyed it.
    In the rocks may be more accurate.
    Emnes wrote: »
    We were pissing about. I twisted her nipple tight. She cried.
    All joking aside, sounds like you deserved what you got so ...


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    Outkast_IRE
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    Emnes wrote: »
    We were pissing about. I twisted her nipple tight. She cried.
    The only way we can decide if the low blow was fair is if you take a picture of said twisted nipple and post it to let us decide fairly .
    Its the only way imo


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    #23
    Emnes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Emnes


    Outkast_IRE wrote: »
    The only way we can decide if the low blow was fair is if you take a picture of said twisted nipple and post it to let us decide fairly .
    Its the only way imo

    Haha. You sure?


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    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users Posts: 10,251 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    A swift big toe to the ovaries OP, only fair


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    #25
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Emnes wrote: »
    We were pissing about. I twisted her nipple tight. She cried.

    Foreplay rocks. Youre a bottom, accept it. Your Mrs is clearly a top, and is going to up her game and whip the cable ties out.

    Rememer to thank her the next time, or get a safe word like, custard :D!!


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    randylonghorn
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    I think "lack of custard" would probably be more accurate in this instance ...


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    #27
    MonsterCookie
    Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MonsterCookie


    Is she looking for work?

    <snip>


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    #28
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Women always giving out about childbirth, they'll never know real pain, the pain of getting kicked in the balls.


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    #29
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Yeah. Women will never know the true pain of being hit in the balls. Dear god its the worst pain ever, you just cant comprehend it. Even the slightest tap is painful.


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    saywhatyousee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    . Even the slightest tap is painful.

    There usually the worst one's


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    #31
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    When I was a kid (about 8 years old) I used to watch Wrestling. I saw Chyna giving someone a low blow, so I thought I'd give it a go. So when my dad was on the phone one day, I knelt down behind him and gave him a low blow. He went flat on his side in pain with the guy still on the other end of the phone.

    To this day, he says he still feels the effects of it... I'm 23 now. :eek:

    OP, the next time yer roiding here doggy style, lob it into her gicker and see if she likes it.


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