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Early Bird VS The worm

06-10-2011 5:46pm

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ardinn

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The early Bird catches the Worm

But the Early Worm gets caught,

And again, the worm would be up before the bird in order to get caught!

If the lazy worm didnt get up till 3pm, would he be safe?

http://slaneyfishing.com

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#2 06-10-2011 5:47pm

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ardinn wrote: »

The early Bird catches the Worm

But the Early Worm gets caught,

And again, the worm would be up before the bird in order to get caught!

If the lazy worm didnt get up till 3pm, would he be safe?

No.

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#3 06-10-2011 5:50pm

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The worm that turned (in time) didn't get caught.

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#4 06-10-2011 5:51pm

im invisible

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we've turned a corner...

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#5 06-10-2011 5:52pm

mikom

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The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out
The ones that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out
Your brains come tumbling down your snout

Be merry my friends
Be merry

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#6 06-10-2011 5:52pm

orourkeda

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go back to bed

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#7 06-10-2011 5:52pm

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it depends, is the worm catholic, protestant, agnostic or atheist?

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#8 06-10-2011 5:52pm

Rosedust84

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Bird bird bird is the word

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#9 06-10-2011 5:53pm

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The worm is an idiot, should have been more careful.

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#10 06-10-2011 5:53pm

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Lazy unemployed worms!

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#11 06-10-2011 5:54pm

4leto

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Ardinn turn off your computer.

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#12 06-10-2011 5:57pm

The Internet Explorer

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A stitch in time catches the bird.

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#13 06-10-2011 5:59pm

4leto

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A rolling sausage gathers no gravy.

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#14 06-10-2011 5:59pm

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The 2nd mouse gets the cheese

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#15 06-10-2011 6:14pm

Dotrel

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You catch more worms with early birds than with vinegar.

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#16 06-10-2011 6:14pm

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he would

no wait, is he wearing shoes cause that changes everything

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#17 06-10-2011 6:15pm

4leto

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A friend in need is a pest

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#18 06-10-2011 6:18pm

Saila

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4leto wrote: »

A friend in need is a pest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5muvLgHjC2Y

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#19 06-10-2011 6:19pm

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I'd rather be a bird than a worm.

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#20 06-10-2011 6:22pm

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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

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#21 06-10-2011 6:24pm

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Time flies like an arrow but a fruit flies like a banana. (Groucho Marx Genius)

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#22 06-10-2011 6:26pm

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If you go to bed with an itchy bum, you'll waken up with a stinky finger

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#23 06-10-2011 6:26pm

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4leto wrote: »

A rolling sausage gathers no gravy.

You have bever been to the "Special sausage carvary" in the George.

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#24 06-10-2011 6:27pm

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Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

You have bever been to the "Special sausage carvary" in the George.

I might have been.

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#25 06-10-2011 6:27pm

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lastlaugh wrote: »

I'd rather be a bird than a worm.

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

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#26 06-10-2011 6:34pm

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The Dirtyfinger and his Seven Bitches.

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#27 06-10-2011 6:36pm

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4leto wrote: »

I might have been.

They'd take one look at you and say; "There isn't enough gravy to cover that"

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#28 06-10-2011 6:43pm

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JBnaglfar wrote: »

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

I bet Freud would have a field day with that.

I like birds.

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#29 06-10-2011 7:22pm

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Is anyone else hungry?

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#30 06-10-2011 7:23pm

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You can't teach a new dog old tricks.

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#31 06-10-2011 7:45pm

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If a Cuckoo nicks another birds nest, are all other birds stupid for building nests?

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#32 06-10-2011 8:17pm

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Ive been put worse places!

http://slaneyfishing.com

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#33 06-10-2011 8:21pm

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#34 06-10-2011 9:34pm

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The 2nd mouse gets the cheese.

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#35 06-10-2011 9:40pm

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what does the first mouse get

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#36 06-10-2011 9:41pm

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a broken neck. labamba.

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#37 06-10-2011 9:45pm

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poor mouse

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