fantastic new friend up for grabs :-)

eskimo1

Ok so Ive taken a very bold step and divorced the friends who, lets just say werent suitable :-) but have now found that this friend spring clean has left me relatively friendless :-( so i am recruiting.....;-) any takers??...:-)

Unique User Name

If your female -post pics and then I'll tell you

4leto

Nah friends are over rated you are better off with none):

maygitchell

Il be your friend OP

squod

eskimo1 has not made any friends yet

lol

Stinicker

Are we talking regular friends or friends with benefits here?

Im Only 71Kg

slut!

Saila

post your adress and ph no and Ill see what I can do

angeline

Whereabouts are you? I see you like kitties which is a good start! I can be friends with all animal lovers!

Unique User Name

angeline wrote: »

Whereabouts are you? I see you like kitties which is a good start! I can be friends with all animal lovers!

That's great! I also like pussy, can I join your gang?

If you like animals maybe we can also try some dogging?

ottostreet

I'll be your friend. Nearly all of mine are in different countries these days.

Dotrel

eskimo1 wrote: »

Ok so Ive taken a very bold step and divorced the friends who, lets just say werent suitable :-) but have now found that this friend spring clean has left me relatively friendless :-( so i am recruiting.....;-) any takers??...:-)

See the problem is you sound rather fickle. How do I know that if I became your friend that you wouldn't cast me aside like the others. Frankly I don't think I could handle that kind of rejection!

Could we arrange some sort of contract e.g. a three-year friendship agreement with and option to extend to 5 years if both parties are still interested?

eskimo1

for all those sexually related replies, i did leave myself wide open for that kind of response, but no i do mean regular friends! :-)

4leto

Get a playtstation it won't let you down

squod

eskimo1 wrote: »

for all those sexually related replies, i did leave myself wide open for that kind of response, but no i do mean regular friends! :-)

I go every morning at eleven o'clock.

discobeaker

Aww sure why not. Your probably gonna hate me anyway but sure count me in anyway. Do i have to send you my bank account details or how does this friend thing work?

chin_grin

So lets delve deeper in to this who dumped who debate to see if you're new-friend material.

Was it on good terms?

How are you with secrets?

Can you hold your drink?

Beers on you, all the time.

donalg1

eskimo1 wrote: »

for all those sexually related replies, i did leave myself wide open for that kind of response, but no i do mean regular friends! :-)

wide open huh????

Saila

bit too far away for me..., have you tried be-friending the seals there?

eskimo1

squod wrote: »

eskimo1 has not made any friends yet

lol

****....touche! im new to boards! im not completely friendless in EVERY aspect of my life.....honest! ;-)

Capt'n Midnight

I had a friend you could have, but I sold him on ebay. :pac:


Why would anyone want to be your friend when you have a history of ditching friends ?

Quiet you

If you let us know why you dumped your previous friends we'd have a better idea of whether it would work or not.

I'm not nosey and bored. Promise.

chin_grin

If I was to befriend you OP, where would you see it in five years? :pac:

eskimo1

Dotrel wrote: »

eskimo1 wrote: »

Ok so Ive taken a very bold step and divorced the friends who, lets just say werent suitable :-) but have now found that this friend spring clean has left me relatively friendless :-( so i am recruiting.....;-) any takers??...:-)

See the problem is you sound rather fickle. How do I know that if I became your friend that you wouldn't cast me aside like the others. Frankly I don't think I could handle that kind of rejection!

Could we arrange some sort of contract e.g. a three-year friendship agreement with and option to extend to 5 years if both parties are still interested?

hmmmm I do see your point and its a fair one. Im not fickle at all, lets just say I grew up and my friends unfortunately remained secondary school girls, i grew out of that classroom bitchiness and two-faced-ness (definately not a real word) and they didnt. They're good people but hard to be in negative company like that.
But if you insist on a contract then ill agree......on the condition that the contract immediately becomes nul and void if at any time during our friendship you mention 'sex and the city' and 'boxset' in the same sentence.....thats a non runner

Micky Dolenz

ottostreet wrote: »

I'll be your friend. Nearly all of mine are in different countries these days.

At least that's what they are telling you.

eskimo1

discobeaker wrote: »

Aww sure why not. Your probably gonna hate me anyway but sure count me in anyway. Do i have to send you my bank account details or how does this friend thing work?

no bank acc details necessary.....altho a credit card readily available for the purchase of drinks on a sat nite is hugely welcome.....;-)

hondasam

Friends are overrated op, they will always let you down.

Cupcake_Crisis

I fear rejection. We just wouldn't work out. Im sorry, it's not you, it's me.






It's really you though...

KidDunne

I never post I lurk, but this is the first thread that compeled me to write back, I'm kinda in the process of thd same, have been to a few weddings in the past year and I just feel my friends bar one or two are not the people I want comin to my stag or bein my best friends at a wedding, dunno am I outgrowing them cause I'm the youngest of the group by about 4 years average

The_Kew_Tour

ah sure why not...god loves a trier and helper in their hour of need

Shane-KornSpace

as long as it's not a fake marriage, then why not.

discobeaker

eskimo1 wrote: »

no bank acc details necessary.....altho a credit card readily available for the purchase of drinks on a sat nite is hugely welcome.....;-)

Couldnt let myself loose with a credit card so i might need to make afew trips to the bank machine but we can sort something out

eskimo1

chin_grin wrote: »

So lets delve deeper in to this who dumped who debate to see if you're new-friend material.

Was it on good terms?

How are you with secrets?

Can you hold your drink?

Beers on you, all the time.

1. it wasnt really spoken about, i just made the decision and took a step back....gracefully

2.Im amazing with secrets....ooh and a dab hand with advice!!

3.I am a lightweight. 100% lightweight. But this is mainly down to the fact that I am 5ft tall and prob have a liver the size of a grape!

4. beers on me.....50% of the time ;-)

.....jesus it feels weird tryin to sell myself like this, feel like im pimpin myself out here :-D

eskimo1

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I had a friend you could have, but I sold him on ebay. :pac:


Why would anyone want to be your friend when you have a history of ditching friends ?

eh not as harsh as 'ditching', just a fresh outlook, read my previous post for the whys

The_Kew_Tour

eskimo1 wrote: »

eh not as harsh as 'ditching', just a fresh outlook, read my previous post for the whys

i say fair play too ya anyway

eskimo1

discobeaker wrote: »

eskimo1 wrote: »

no bank acc details necessary.....altho a credit card readily available for the purchase of drinks on a sat nite is hugely welcome.....;-)

Couldnt let myself loose with a credit card so i might need to make afew trips to the bank machine but we can sort something out

suppose that'll have to do...:-)

eskimo1

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

eskimo1 wrote: »

eh not as harsh as 'ditching', just a fresh outlook, read my previous post for the whys

i say fair play too ya anyway

ah cheers :-)

4leto

3 pages and still no friends, maybe you don't deserve friends.

Oranage2

A quick survey and 10k euro and you've got yourself a new buddy eskimo.

Capt'n Midnight

These 'divorced' friends , would any of them happen to be a lonely/lovely red head ?

orourkeda

eskimo1 wrote: »

for all those sexually related replies, i did leave myself wide open for that kind of response, but no i do mean regular friends! :-)

STUNNING innuendo

Saila

KidDunne wrote: »

I never post I lurk, but this is the first thread that compeled me to write back, I'm kinda in the process of thd same, have been to a few weddings in the past year and I just feel my friends bar one or two are not the people I want comin to my stag or bein my best friends at a wedding, dunno am I outgrowing them cause I'm the youngest of the group by about 4 years average

eh..

John Doe1

Hi eskimo1, did the same thing recently, i now feel more free to be myself and have made a couple of very close friends already that arent cnuts(:

In order for me to accept your application of friendship you must answer a couple of questions:

1. Do you worship at the altar of bob dylan
2. Do you like dogs or cats
3. Have you ever been convicted of murder (because a spring clean of your friends sounds a bit serial killerish;))

Shiner11

host a party eskimo1, invite all AHer's and I'll be there and if its any good, a friendship may develop. Aw yeah.

Ficheall

Girl in her 20s, I'm guessing - that's very good.
Based in Dublin - that's awkward.
Drink too much - that's not great.
You own of these - immediate ****ing no-no.

Birneybau

eskimo1 wrote: »

Ok so Ive taken a very bold step and divorced the friends who, lets just say werent suitable :-) but have now found that this friend spring clean has left me relatively friendless :-( so i am recruiting.....;-) any takers??...:-)

Too much... : -(

I'm out. :- )

leggit

Rule #1: Don't make real-life friends on the internet

foxyboxer

CV sent via PM.

cml387

It's this rubbing noses thing that would put me off. Just sayin'.

Snakeblood

But you're not a new friend. You've been used.

Jaxxy

I applaud your bravery OP. I'm well overdue for a friend springclean, but weirdly enough that seems to be sorting itself out what with the majority of them moving abroad and whatnot...

Anywho, I'll be your new buddy. Though just to warn you, I HATE shopping and I HATE chick flicks. We can get all emotional and share our feelings and **** but only when there's alcohol involved.