LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

Sir Oxman

I get no sickpay.
I generate an economy.
I'm paid what I'm worth.

- Duffy on Newstalk

miketv

gambiaman wrote: »

I get no sickpay.
I generate an economy.
I'm paid what I'm worth.

- Duffy on Newstalk

some balls, reminds me of Biffo

Stripey Cat

bijapos

On todays Liveline:

Have you been to North Korea? How was the pint of black there? Did you too meet the Dear Leader or are you getting confused with Team America ? (I mean Kim-Jung whatshis mane not the true Dear Leader of the Irish Peasant folk Mr Joooooooeeeeeeeeee Duffy! Call Joe to tell him of your experiences. This will be sh1te, you only go to North Korea if you want to, you can expect it to be crap so expect people on saying "We knew it would be crap Joe, but not as crap as NK crap Joe, couldn't get to 2nd Mass on the Sunday Joe.......".

Also on: Clearys in Dubberlin is in financial trouble so Lahvline listeners are being asked to tell Clearys how to revamp the shop and save it, no need for Francis Brennan or Fergal Quinn, let the Lahvline listeners in, so if you got fitted for your first Holy Communion suit there then ring in and reminisce. Seems Clearys management will be on the phone contributing.

sudzs

"it was raining, she had a brolly, she keyed her code in....."

more details please.... :rolleyes:

IvyTheTerrible

I presume he's gone to the guards before calling Joe...

Skid

"He told her to Walk This Way"

Did he look anything like this?

sudzs

Jaysus, this is boring... the bland leading the bland... :rolleyes:

Pin_Cushion

"He's well dressed so we thought he must need the money for a mortgage payment"

What planet does this guy live on?

Cardinal Richelieu

Is this another Jay Bourke story?

That_Guy

We need a "My God" counter.

artful_codger

he's telling it like an after-dinner anecdote.

That_Guy

"She buried her mam with cancer"

I'd have used a shovel myself..

Sorry...

Wertz

So he let her away with a hundred? That was nice of him. Also cop showing up on a bike isn't unusual...

Horrible thing to hapen all the same...oh his house was burgled too? Feck that.

Harry Angstrom

"He was well dressed"

Jaysus, you can buy a suit for €50 these days, which a lot cheaper than a pair of "skanger" trainers.

bijapos

That_Guy wrote: »

"She buried her mam with cancer"

I'd have used a shovel myself..

Sorry...

Not funny.

sudzs

Did he just say the guys in Balbriggan were such a nice bunch of girls???

Wertz

...and you left the locks unchanged?
ffs...

That_Guy

"They also stole me garden gnome Joe"

Zwillinge

Just tuned in at "And they stole her sheep"

Musta heard that wrong :pac:

Skid

Surely he noticed the Car Keys were missing when they were robbed the first time?

sudzs

"deep sign" :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

stevensi

Full of the Christmas cheer this fella!

artful_codger

poor fella, he's not made of Jeeps and 42" tv's.

That_Guy

"How's business?"

"TERRIBLE"

Skid

I almost want him to start his awful Top 10 lists now. Almost.

IvyTheTerrible

Eh, yes you ARE whinging.

syklops

Moan, moan moan.

"I'm not whinging"

Yes you are.

That_Guy

Is that the surgeon?

IvyTheTerrible

Stating the bleeding obvious.