What would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

TeddyTedson · 04-10-2011 7:25pm #1

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Now it's your turn"

Sarky · 04-10-2011 7:29pm

"You! You're supposed to be dead! I sent my only son after you!"

To which I shall reply "Yeah. He won't be coming back this time. Now shut up and fight."

hondasam · 04-10-2011 7:35pm

No such place as heaven.

blah · 04-10-2011 7:37pm

Ha! In your face athiest! You're going straight to hell!

Ah no only messing, go on in, you're grand.

blah · 04-10-2011 7:38pm

Ha! In your face athiest! You're going straight to hell!

Ah no only messing, go on in, you're grand.

Princess Peach · 04-10-2011 8:25pm

Dayyyyuuuummm gurrrrrl

Star Lord · 04-10-2011 11:53pm

"Sh!t, you know what this means, right?"

Deki · 05-10-2011 2:04am

Welcome home?

TeddyTedson · 05-10-2011 2:14am

Teddy's in charge

hondasam · 05-10-2011 2:19am

you cannot be in charge of god, do you think he posts in AH

Star Lord · 05-10-2011 1:45pm

"Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

2 stroke · 05-10-2011 8:56pm

There's 100 sluts waiting for you in your room.

cyberwolf77 · 10-10-2011 12:55am

" You should have taken the left at Albuquerque."

Don1 · 10-10-2011 8:18pm

Here is your Okama Gamesphere!!

aaronjumper · 11-10-2011 1:14pm

"I kept your seat warm for you"

Star Lord · 11-10-2011 2:14pm

Weren't you meant to go the other way? :eek:

hondasam · 11-10-2011 4:34pm

What kept you, I have waited 100 yrs to meet you.

starlit · 11-10-2011 5:25pm

'Welcome'

good logs... · 15-10-2011 8:05pm

well what did you expect.

Goldfingers · 17-10-2011 10:01pm

Well it could've been worse,I let my own son flayed and carrying a heavy timber cross up a hill before leaving him nailed to a cross for a day before he popped his clogs.Oh by the way you're dead.Ad infinitum.

dermiek · 21-10-2011 11:04am

Ok Dermiek, so you're an aethist. Ok, we don't get many aethists here. Come with me.

(walking down corridor)

You can choose a room to stay in.

In this room are the muslims, you could go in there.

(walks further)

In here are the Jews. You can go in here if you want.

(walks further)

In here are the Jehovah's Witnesses. you could choose here.

(walks further)

(whispers) We have to be quiet. In here are the Catholics, and they think they're the only ones up here.

edgesgirl · 29-10-2011 10:57pm

sorry, neat dress only.

chucken1 · 30-10-2011 1:52am

*IF*

Id like to hear her say..weeeellll hey! You knew my Teddy on boards?

Yes Mammmm Id say and I was always nice to him/her.

BOOMMMMM SLAP SHE"D GIVE ME FOR the errors HE /SHE?TEDDY made :mad:

TeddyTedson · 30-10-2011 3:04pm

chucken1 wrote: »

*IF*

Id like to hear her say..weeeellll hey! You knew my Teddy on boards?

Yes Mammmm Id say and I was always nice to him/her.

BOOMMMMM SLAP SHE"D GIVE ME FOR the errors HE /SHE?TEDDY made :mad:

Teddys a man!!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

Nody · 30-10-2011 7:55pm

"You again?!"

Oranage2 · 30-10-2011 9:39pm

Sorry we're full -

bazza1 · 30-10-2011 9:43pm

Baz! Ffs! What time d'ye call this!

newmug · 30-10-2011 9:51pm

Welcome! Come in!

charlemont · 31-10-2011 3:28am

You lived in a horrid place surrounded by heroin addicts, whores, prostitutes, rapists, thieves, alcoholics and thugs, So how did you avoid Satan's lure ?

Well God, Its like this smoking the herb kept me calm and cool.