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Who have you wrenched one out over...

  • 04-10-2011 07:17PM
    #1
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    ...who is famous but not for their looks. So for example, Jennifer Lopez doesn't count because she is famous for being good looking. And sports people who receive most of their fame for their looks don't count either, your sharapovas and your kournikovas. Ugly actors like Judy Dench count, but ones like Nicole Kidman don't.

    Me: Dana Rosemary Scallon, Amanda Knox, Ann Summers, Dawn French, Serena and Venus Williams, TnaG weather forecasters to name but a few.

    If I were a girl I might rub one out over the likes of Jeremy Clarkson.


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  • #2
    Jess16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    You need help


  • #3
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I don't own a wrench.


  • #4
    summerskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    ...who is famous but not for their looks. So for example, Jennifer Lopez doesn't count because she is famous for being good looking. And sports people who receive most of their fame for their looks don't count either, your sharapovas and your kournikovas. Ugly actors like Judy Dench count, but ones like Nicole Kidman don't.

    Me: Dana Rosemary Scallon, Amanda Knox, Ann Summers, Dawn French, Serena and Venus Williams, TnaG weather forecasters to name but a few.

    If I were a girl I might rub one out over the likes of Jeremy Clarkson.

    Kirsty off location location location


  • #5
    cocalolaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    See, this is the kind of stuff you dont admit to on a public forum.


  • #6
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Jess16 wrote: »
    You need help


    Did you say that in a sexy voice?


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  • #7
    CoolHat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 569 ✭✭✭CoolHat


    summerskin wrote: »
    Kirsty off location location location

    Yeah, there is something about her.


  • #8
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    A garden gnome


  • #9
    Little Miss Lady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Little Miss Lady


    The Hairy guy from the Meteor ad.. mmmm
    I've been told not to admit that IRL :/


  • #10
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    The Statue of Liberty....but I'm a big lad.


  • #11
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    Little Miss Lady wrote: »
    The Hairy guy from the Meteor ad.. mmmm
    I've been told not to admit that IRL :/

    Who's that?


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  • #12
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    ...Dana Rosemary Scallon.

    You sicken me


  • #13
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    Senna wrote: »
    You sicken me

    She's just a presidential candidate, no need to say that about her! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #14
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Those hairy bikers.......o0h jaysus..... here I go againnnnnnnnn


  • #15
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    The Statue of Liberty....but I'm a big lad.

    Jesus is that you? You dirty bugger


  • #16
    whubee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    Jess16 wrote: »
    You need help

    so give him a hand


  • #17
    The Left Hand Of God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭The Left Hand Of God


    "wrenched one out"

    I'm obviously getting old..... :(


  • #18
    Little Miss Lady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Little Miss Lady


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    Who's that?

    The guy whose drying himself in the locker room infront of two lads
    Advertising Meteor..

    here's a link..http://www.tvads.ie/ads/1231-meteor-naked-gym-guy


  • #19
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    Me: Dana Rosemary Scallon, Amanda Knox, Ann Summers, Dawn French, Serena and Venus Williams, TnaG weather forecasters to name but a few.

    :D:D:D:D


  • #20
    Paloma Old-fashioned Wreckage
    Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Paloma Old-fashioned Wreckage


    literally over them?


  • #21
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    bluewolf wrote: »
    literally over them?

    didnt mean literally, but if thats the case id love to hear about it :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


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  • #22
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Matthew you provided me with a great laugh there. Through out a few more of those names.


  • #23
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    woodoo wrote: »
    :D:D:D:D

    Yep , heres the thread where I talk about it :

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74704773


  • #24
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    smk89 wrote: »
    Jesus is that you? You dirty bugger

    No comment, but I can confirm she has a full Brazilian. Bless you.


  • #25
    punk77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭punk77


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    TnaG weather forecasters to name but few.

    As in Daithi O'Shea?????


  • #26
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    woodoo wrote: »
    Matthew you provided me with a great laugh there. Through out a few more of those names.

    Dawn from the office, ann cassin, Sonya o sullivan, blonde woman from robot wars, bbc news presenter cant remember names.

    Here's the artist's impression of me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=homVNXRKfqQ


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Supernanny Jo Frost. She can put me on that naughty step anytime.


  • #28
    Tim the Enchanter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Tim the Enchanter


    Stacey off Gavin and Stacy. It was the Welsh accent i think!!


  • #29
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Supernanny Jo Frost. She can put me on that naughty step anytime.

    did u start an account to post in this thread? you must be committed to wrenching the balls off yourself


  • #30
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    Dawn French

    :eek: That about one step away from Jo feckin' Brand!


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Left Hand Of God wrote: »
    "wrenched one out"

    I'm obviously getting old..... :(

    I think if you're wrenching it means you're already old.


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