Name Our New Currency

So the Euro could all go to Heck and we will need to pick a new currency. What will be the name of our new currency, what denominations will we have and who will be featured on them?

hondasam

Sterling and the queen.

Where To

boneyarsebogman wrote: »

So the Euro could all go to Heck

Then we should all go to Heck too OP.:)

Dotrel

The quatloo.

The King of Moo

Funpounds.

You know, to make it fun.

We should also change our national anthem to reflect current circumstances, and use Instant Karma by John Lennon.
We'd just need to change the lyrics slightly to:

"We all sign on!"

Captain Darling

We should stick bertie on every note. Just for that feel good factor. :pac::D

Khannie

Dotrel wrote: »

The quatloo.

400 quatloos on the newcomer!

Oranage2

And just when you think there couldn't possibly be another currency thread up pops this

martic

Salt

woodoo

glas

AnamGlas

Deutschmark.

4leto

Peso

cosmicfart

The.....Supercalifragilistic :pac:

WindSock

The Shpud


'Fiftayn shpudz fer dash? Hew much wiz dash in yuuuuuro'?

Biggins

The Yoyo.

It should be resilient and have more bounce back than an elastic in a prossies knickers.

cosmicfart

Biggins wrote: »

The Yoyo.

It should be resilient and have more bounce back than an elastic in a prossies knickers.

Sounds a bit to Gansta for me

The King of Moo

The Bee. With a picture of a bumblebee on it.

"Gimme five bees for a fiver!" you could say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

tonycascarino

Púnto

Dotrel

WindSock wrote: »

The Shpud


'Fiftayn shpudz fer dash? Hew much wiz dash in yuuuuuro'?

That choice could be blight on the economy.

starlit

fiddy kiwi

Faing

The Khunt.:D

CreepingDeath

Never mind what we call it, just as long as it's at least 2 ply and absorbent.

billybudd

Uranus!

Predator_

yo's, ill give ya 5 yo's for those love!

squod

Wess. Short for worthless.

electrobanana

pissfarts

MungBean

The FAP.

Four FAPs for a fiddle ?? You must be out of your tiny mind !!

Iwannahurl

The Gombeen.

The Bertie.

The Seanie (= one billion Fitzpatricks).

The Anglo.

im invisible

The Deutsch, mark II

billybudd

MungBean wrote: »

The FAP.

Four FAPs for a fiddle ?? You must be out of your tiny mind !!

OT so sorry, but where did this word fap come from and is it an abbreviation ?

FTGFOP

Biggins wrote: »

The Yoyo.

It should be resilient and have more bounce back than an elastic in a prossies knickers.

I don't know, I can never get yoyos to bounce back to me. Oh wait, just like the old money then.

'Yoyo' seconded.

maygitchell

Call it the Cambodian Wooden Dollar

dj jarvis

the spondoolick

whubee

The Fianna.
Cause it would surely Fail hahaha

thank you. im here all week

(bertie face on front, hand on back)
(in gombeenus perpetium typed under)
(watermark - winking eye)

distributed in denominations of 1.4276, 78.24, 2098.74, 0.77 in line with general govt culture and planning

Gummy Panda

Lets call its the bono

John Doe1

If Mcguinnes becomes president : the '****thequeen' and the 'upthera'

JBnaglfar

billybudd wrote: »

OT so sorry, but where did this word fap come from and is it an abbreviation ?

Let me google that for you, http://tinyurl.com/yd4m9qb

On the topic at hand, the Punt II.

Práta & the coins can be sceallóga,

Well, it'll soon be as cheap as chips! :pac:

mattjack

I'm thinking "the Torres"... as the equivalent to the Euro and the "the Goal" as the equivalent to the cent...though you won't get many "Goals" to the "Torres"

The Saint

Surprised no one already said "the quid".

Twill be like a duck taking to water.

Karona

Spendoodles.

hangon

The Naw Ma?
anytime my mother asks me have i any money i have to say Nah Ma:o

Tazio

The "I.O.U."

Orando Broom

boneyarsebogman wrote: »

So the Euro could all go to Heck and we will need to pick a new currency. What will be the name of our new currency, what denominations will we have and who will be featured on them?

The Heckel.

barone

notes and coins

simple.

how much? gimme 20 notes shur.. etc etc

Cee-Jay-Cee

The Pund. 100 Pinds = 1 Pund...but all the culchies will be fecked as they'll pronounce pund as pind and it'll end up a whole mess with them fighting in the streets over a few pinds.

artanevilla

The Rabbit, then all the coins and notes could have different pictures of rabbits on them.

Ally Dick

Chunts

Ghandee

WindSock wrote: »

The Shpud


'Fiftayn shpudz fer dash? Hew much wiz dash in yuuuuuro'?

Brilliant. Just Brilliant!

Take a bow sur!

SugarCoat

What about turds?We could use use ~ as our currency symbol since we'll have the sign already on our keyboard.

MungBean

Chuds