jeremey kyle...lol

x in the city · 03-10-2011 1:01pm #1

watching this on my break here

wtf, is this for real

are scumbags always on it? you could basically write your own script and it would more likely be on the next episode.

chin_grin · 03-10-2011 1:02pm

Welcome to day time tv. Also it be fake.

Biggins · 03-10-2011 1:02pm

Your first mistake was actually turning it on.

Dotrel · 03-10-2011 1:02pm

x in the city wrote: »

watching this on my break here

wtf, is this for real

are scumbags always on it? you could basically write your own script and it would more likely be on the next episode.

Nah every second Friday they invite members of the aristocracy. Makes for a less entertaining show though.

geetar · 03-10-2011 1:03pm

its better then "x in the city"

Kasabian · 03-10-2011 1:03pm

all telly shows are real. There was one about a talking horse.

x in the city · 03-10-2011 1:03pm

Biggins wrote: »

Your first mistake was actually turning it on.

usually have beeb on but just thought i would put on itv2 for a change..

cant believe this is on national tv.

god help anyone at home watching this tripe

Dotrel · 03-10-2011 1:03pm

Kasabian wrote: »

all telly shows are real. There was one about a talking horse.

(Se)x in the City?

M.J.M.C · 03-10-2011 1:03pm

jeremey...lol

lol indeed

Angron · 03-10-2011 1:03pm

Dotrel wrote: »

Nah every second Friday they invite members of the aristocracy. Makes for a less entertaining show though.

Jeremy Kyle - now with added monocle.

Frankly I hate the show, and every other show like it.

Immaculate Pasta · 03-10-2011 1:07pm

Yes it's real unfortunately. I find it more depressing to watch than entertaining, it just makes me question as if this is what society has become?

I've actually been in the audience at Jeremy Kyle. It's free to go and went with a few friends. Before they film it a comedian comes up taking the piss out of certain members of the audience and encouraging the crowd to be vocal when filming etc. Then Jeremy Kyle came on and did a similar thing and started taking the piss out of my mate before later moving on to me asking whether the girl who I was sat next to was my girlfriend then I when told him it wasn't he told me "I'm not surprised she's not girlfriend, you'll never get a girl. I mean just look at you!" Was a surreal experience being ripped on by a celebrity in front of about 100 people

Kasabian · 03-10-2011 1:08pm

Dotrel wrote: »

(Se)x in the City?

Good catch. Kudos to you.

Mountainlad · 03-10-2011 1:08pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Yes it's real unfortunately. I find it more depressing to watch than entertaining, it just makes me question as if this is what society has become?

I've actually been in the audience at Jeremy Kyle. It's free to go and went with a few friends. Before they film it a comedian comes up taking the piss out of certain members of the audience and encouraging the crowd to be vocal when filming etc. Then Jeremy Kyle came on and did a similar thing and started taking the piss out of my mate before later moving on to me asking whether the girl who I was sat next to was my girlfriend then I when told him it wasn't he told me "I'm not surprised she's not girlfriend, you'll never get a girl. I mean just look at you!" Was a surreal experience being ripped on by a celebrity in front of about 100 people

Ah so he really is that much of a c*nt then?

D1stant · 03-10-2011 1:10pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Yes it's real unfortunately. I find it more depressing to watch than entertaining, it just makes me question as if this is what society has become?

I've actually been in the audience at Jeremy Kyle. It's free to go and went with a few friends. Before they film it a comedian comes up taking the piss out of certain members of the audience and encouraging the crowd to be vocal when filming etc. Then Jeremy Kyle came on and did a similar thing and started taking the piss out of my mate before later moving on to me asking whether the girl who I was sat next to was my girlfriend then I when told him it wasn't he told me "I'm not surprised she's not girlfriend, you'll never get a girl. I mean just look at you!" Was a surreal experience being ripped on by a celebrity in front of about 100 people

You should have punched him and impregnated his wife

Dotrel · 03-10-2011 1:12pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_pDwsCEpI8

Jeremy Kyle, worse than a chav.

Handsome Bob · 03-10-2011 1:19pm

x in the city wrote: »

watching this on my break here

wtf, is this for real

are scumbags always on it? you could basically write your own script and it would more likely be on the next episode.

Ya, sure you are.

Immaculate Pasta · 03-10-2011 1:19pm

Mountainlad wrote: »

Ah so he really is that much of a c*nt then?

I can comfortably say he is one yes. The way he treated the members of the crew was very patronising and sarcastic. It was HIS show and he made sure everybody knew it. He picked on a couple in the audience as well asking if they were boyfriend and girlfriend and when they said no asked the lad if he would like to be. Obviously the poor guy was pretty embarrassed and Jeremy Kyle actually got £20 out of his wallet and gave it to him saying taking her out for a drink which I thought was extremely arrogant and was quite intrusive. The ironic thing however I was walking back from Deansgate in Manchester (where it's filmed) and I saw the couple itself walking out of McDonalds sharing a McFlurry together so who knows it could have been the start of a blossoming relationship!

BluesBerry · 03-10-2011 1:24pm

:pac:

mikemac · 03-10-2011 1:27pm

I could be brave and abuse people too if I had burly security guards with me to back me up

The show pulls in the viewers anyway
If I were a producer it could be something you could pitch and sell to TV3, an Irish version

Biggins · 03-10-2011 1:30pm

He's nothing more than a jumped up, cowardly piece of schite.
Anywhere else in the world, he would be accused of being a bully and kicked the fcuk out of for intimidating/rousing/baiting people.
Garbage TV for sheep.
End of story.

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 1:32pm

Dotrel - thanks for that video

Love how Jeremy is all tough etc because he has two burly security guards on standby

BluesBerry · 03-10-2011 1:32pm

mikemac wrote: »

I could be brave and abuse people too if I had burly security guards with me to back me up

The show pulls in the viewers anyway
If I were a producer it could be something you could pitch and sell to TV3, an Irish version

Yes! and I read somewhere that they wind the people up backstage before they come on saying things that the person onstage is going to say making them angry so they come out all guns blazing

mikemac · 03-10-2011 1:34pm

Makes an appearance on all these threads, BBC getting a dig in

Still funny though, never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZb9-7i-ncc

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 1:35pm

Biggins wrote: »

He's nothing more than a jumped up, cowardly piece of schite.
Anywhere else in the world, he would be accused of being a bully and kicked the fcuk out of for intimidating/rousing/baiting people.
Garbage TV for sheep.
End of story.

Put something on the end of it.

BluesBerry · 03-10-2011 1:36pm

sunflower27 wrote: »

Put something on the end of it.

The DNA results came back , it says.....YOU'RE SCUM

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 1:39pm

BluesBerry wrote: »

The DNA results came back , it says.....YOU'RE SCUM

But am I the mum?

That teeth video is pretty bad.

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 1:42pm

BluesBerry wrote: »

Yes! and I read somewhere that they wind the people up backstage before they come on saying things that the person onstage is going to say making them angry so they come out all guns blazing

Yes, and they put them up in a hotel the night before and half of them come on hungover

Bet 2 or 3 star

foxyboxer · 03-10-2011 1:42pm

Forget your waterboarding,

Deal or No Deal and Jeremy Kyle on a loop!

Sacksian · 03-10-2011 1:49pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txLGJfYU-rI

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 1:56pm

yesboyicecream wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txLGJfYU-rI

OMG!!! How effing thick are they????

Dotrel · 03-10-2011 1:57pm

sunflower27 wrote: »

OMG!!! How effing thick are they????

Haw haw :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SflqPlSQElw

Biggins · 03-10-2011 1:58pm

sunflower27 wrote: »

OMG!!! How effing thick are they????

They and many before them, agreed to appear on the show?
That would be a big clue to a possible answer.

Temptamperu · 03-10-2011 2:00pm

yesboyicecream wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txLGJfYU-rI

:pac: Shes heart broken at the end she really thought it was neals :P

Dotrel · 03-10-2011 2:02pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

:pac: Shes heart broken at the end she really thought it was neals :P

Usually these only become noticeable because of race mixing. Makes you wonder how many women have kids off different men of the same race and then just lie about it to the 'father'.

robindch · 03-10-2011 2:07pm

x in the city wrote: »

watching this on my break here wtf, is this for real

Put me off incest for life.

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 2:16pm

Biggins wrote: »

They and many before them, agreed to appear on the show?
That would be a big clue to a possible answer.

I mean thick as it is obvious the baby is not the man's child. The baby is black. The 'possible' dad and the mum are white.

Why do they even need to get a DNA test? :eek:

Biggins · 03-10-2011 2:39pm

sunflower27 wrote: »

I mean thick as it is obvious the baby is not the man's child. The baby is black. The 'possible' dad and the mum are white.

Why do they even need to get a DNA test? :eek:

Possibly also for legal reasons to be honest.
There has been extremely rare cases of male/female white parents having dark skinned kids and visa-versa.
Not saying this is the case as above in the video clip - just that nature once in a rare time, throws a wobbler!

Anyway, like I said, for legal reasons alone and absolute rights as regards maintenance, visitation rights, etc, this would probably have to be done.

GrizzlyMan · 03-10-2011 2:43pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNAGm5Wpx0

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 2:55pm

Grizzly man - hilarious.

'She deserves better and you deserve nothing'

I am howling with laughter. Thank you

Immaculate Pasta · 03-10-2011 2:58pm

Jeremy Kyle is shocking but I think it's still in a lower league compared to some of the things you see over in the States

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E21YleB8hk

GrizzlyMan · 03-10-2011 3:01pm

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Jeremy Kyle is shocking but I think it's still in a lower league compared to some of the things you see over in the States

True but what about "mad dog" lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Iv3g8ZLkYA

Temaz · 03-10-2011 3:04pm

This is the magic moment of Kyle's show. EPIC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SHQtq9znmo

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 3:05pm

Mad Dog Deon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Iv3g8ZLkYA

tvercetti · 03-10-2011 3:24pm

Is everyone else thinkng what I'm thinking......Did Mad Dog pass the test???

ColeTrain · 03-10-2011 3:28pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf2vv08NAYU

Imagine being brought up by this charming lady, Like a cross between Vicky Pollard and Deebo from the Friday films..

ColeTrain · 03-10-2011 3:30pm

FFS, people like this actually exist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9GQN2fG5Ko

hondasam · 03-10-2011 3:32pm

The type of people who watch it are the type of people he has on the show.
He is by far the most annoying person on TV.

Paddy Cow · 03-10-2011 3:33pm

When are they doing an Irish version?

Riamfada · 03-10-2011 3:36pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

When are they doing an Irish version?

Considering RTE and Tv3 draw most of their concepts from the UK I would assume its long overdue,

sunflower27 · 03-10-2011 3:37pm

hondasam wrote: »

The type of people who watch it are the type of people he has on the show.
He is by far the most annoying person on TV.

Maybe, but not all people that watch it would go on it, in fairness.

Heard somewhere he once had a serious gambling addiction. What irony that his show is sponsored by online bingo. :rolleyes:

hondasam · 03-10-2011 3:41pm

sunflower27 wrote: »

Maybe, but not all people that watch it would go on it, in fairness.

Heard somewhere he once had a serious gambling addiction. What irony that his show is sponsored by online bingo. :rolleyes:

I would not willingly watch it. He also had a drug problem allegedly and the affair with the 16yr old girl.

jeremey kyle...lol

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