HELP URGENTLY NEEDED!"!

Fukuyama

Right

Cant make it to girlfriends birthday - in work.

She's upset now - feck.

Texting her at the moment.

Someone suggest a way to make this up to her. What are good restauraunts in dublin???


COME ON AH!

orourkeda

You better eat her fanny while youre at it

orourkeda

You'll need to do some serious grovelling.

If a nice restaurant will do the trick then go for it but something tells me that may not be enough

Fremen

Buy her a mop. One with a real nice handle.

Yakult

Heh!

Kiera

Call in sick to work.

Leeg17

The Winchester.

Guill

Dean0088 wrote: »

Right

Cant make it to girlfriends birthday - in work.

She's upset now - feck.

Texting her at the moment.

Someone suggest a way to make this up to her. What are good restauraunts in dublin???


COME ON AH!

Address?

I'l run over and give her one for ya. (before i commit, any pics?)

TouchingVirus

You need a rope, two buckets of paint and to meet me in town ASAP.

joshrogan

Luigi Malones is a nice restaurant in Temple Bar. One of my favourites.

amacca

you thought AH would be a good place to get help?

you need a lot more help than you think young feller me lad.

Bruthal

Its her own fault for only telling you its her b-day today

orourkeda

Leeg17 wrote: »

The Winchester.

orwight arfur

westendgirlie

You think she wants food ????

Tell you what you do..... You bring that wallet containing the restaurant money and you add more money to it. And then you bring her to any, and every shop she wants to go to. You patiently wait outside the changing rooms of each and every shop and you PAY for anything and EVEYTHING she wants.

You never know, you might get a BJ out of it

Fukuyama

Kiera wrote: »

Call in sick to work.

I only got the job

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You HAVE to work, or you could hae avoided it. I fthe former, telling the unrerasonable woman to sod off! If the former, just admit your wrong and apologise. Women loves apologies.

tell her she'll get a surprise she's never expecting


then get her an ironing board cover

MungBean

Fremen wrote: »

Buy her a mop. One with a real nice handle.

A really nice handle !

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dean0088 wrote: »

I only got the job

Tell her to quit her damn whining then.

_feedback_

Dean0088 wrote: »

Right

Cant make it to girlfriends birthday - in work.

She's upset now - feck.

Texting her at the moment.

Someone suggest a way to make this up to her. What are good restauraunts in dublin???


COME ON AH!

Go to a nice deli, get some reeeally nice ham.

Then give her the reeeally nice ham, so she can make some birthday sandwiches.

LaVail

orourkeda wrote: »

You better eat her fanny while youre at it

http://badabingbadabambadaboom.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/nigga-please.jpg?w=554

Sooopie

flowers sent to work

dinner and cocktails in saba

happy girlfriend

amacca

westendgirlie wrote: »

You think she wants food ????

Tell you what you do..... You bring that wallet containing the restaurant money and you add more money to it. And then you bring her to any, and every shop she wants to go to. You patiently wait outside the changing rooms of each and every shop and you PAY for anything and EVEYTHING she wants.

You never know, you might get a BJ out of it

I'm sure there are less expensive and less complicated ways of getting a BJ...whatever that is:eek:

Temptamperu

Dean0088 wrote: »

I only got the job

then postpone im sure she would understand. And if not there are loads of women looking for hardworking individuals.

FetchTheGin

I hear facekicker has lowered his prices...

MungBean

Tell her your dying of cancer, then after she's cried and wailed for a bit tell her it was a joke. She'll be so relieved your not dying of cancer she will forget about you missing her birthday. Problem solved.

Full.Duck

Seriously? You only got the job. She needs to grow up or you need to stop being such a pussy.

Kiera

Dean0088 wrote: »

I only got the job

Well you knew it was her birthday and that you were starting a new job. You should have taken her out before the shít hit the fan.

Sure not to worry. You'll be single soon and wont have to listen to her moan anymore.

amdublin

What age is your girlfriend?
And what age are you?

Tell her to cop the fk on. It's only a birthday and she has one every year.

I'm assuming (wrongly?) she's over eighteen? She's an adult now. Tell to her to start acting like one.

You're in work ffs

amdublin

Sooopie wrote: »

flowers sent to work

dinner and cocktails in saba

happy girlfriend

.

mattjack

Being an experienced poster Dean0088,you know you are in the right place for advice.

amacca

amdublin wrote: »

What age is your girlfriend?
And what age are you?

Tell her to cop the fk on. It's only a birthday and she has one every year.

I'm assuming (wrongly?) she's over eighteen? She's an adult now. Tell to her to start acting like one.

You're in work ffs

well...you're obviously not getting any BJs with that attitude.

Sooopie

gurls do be 'motional on der burdays in fairness

sunflower27

Full.Duck wrote: »

Seriously? You only got the job. She needs to grow up or you need to stop being such a pussy.

Agreed, she needs to cop herself on. :rolleyes:

What does she want you to do, walk out of work so that she can have her dinner?

Tell her to dry her eyes and you will meet her as soon as you can

alchemist33

Tell her she's lucky to have a boyfriend with a job. If she wants you to give it up, she can pay....FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.

mattjack

tell her you are at the "clinic"....don't tell her which one.

YouTookMyName

Dean0088 wrote: »

I only got the job

And now you're on boards? They're lucky to have you.

westendgirlie

amacca wrote: »

I'm sure there are less expensive and less complicated ways of getting a BJ...whatever that is:eek:

Loreal BJs - because they're worth it ;p

MungBean

I think I see whats happening here.

GF : Where are you I thought you said you'd be here ? Its my birthday for god sake :mad:

OP (balls deep in some young one): Babes I told you I had to work late tonight.

GF : You been working an awful lot of late nights lately.

OP (still balls deep but after switching position *jackhammer*): Jesus christ, its a new job I can hardly ask for time off already. I'm trying to make ends meat here, what do you want me to do ?

GF : I just want to spend some time with by BF why is that such a crime ?

OP : (losing the horn and starting to panic) : Hey internet help me out here !!

amdublin

amacca wrote: »

well...you're obviously not getting any BJs with that attitude.

Well the fact that I don't have a penis also means I won't be getting any BJs any day soon.

MugMugs

Said it before and I'll say it again.

Buy Steak.

Some Wine

Let her cook you the steak and give you an outstanding Blow Job while you're eating and enjoying her creation !

Chicks dig that kind of sensitive sh1t

EarlERizer

Dean0088 wrote: »

I only got the job

Some questions you might be asking of yourself....

How long have you got the girlfriend? ...... and which are you more attached too right now? Weigh up the pro's n con's

Are you in work right now? might be worth holding tight,the day is nearly over!

4zn76tysfajdxp

YouTookMyName wrote: »

And now you're on boards? They're lucky to have you.

Could be on a well-deserved break.

dr.bollocko

Just be honest and explain your predicament and tell her to clear her schedule at X time in the near future when you're both off and you'll make it up to her.

She may be disappointed but if she can't understand that then dump her on her birthday. Cos hahaha.

amacca

amdublin wrote: »

I don't have a penis

I'm really sorry.............life dealt you a bum flush there so to speak.

look, I wont lie having a penis is probably the greatest thing ever but you've just got to get on with it.........its not the setbacks that will define your life but how you handle them.

stupidusername

Temptamperu wrote: »

then postpone im sure she would understand. And if not there are loads of women looking for hardworking individuals.

ah, yeah, this.

if you knew you were going to be working, you probably should've done something before your shift, if you didn't then fair enough, there's nothing you could've done. but like seriously, don't grovel. apologise for not being able to do something, but tell her you'll do something great at the weekend (or your next day off) when you have the time to make the most of it, rather than before/after work.

Buddinplant

totally agree with amdublin and other like minded people.

you only got the job, so she should be considerate and not be causing you more grief that will only add to your otherwise busy day of ensuring you don't feck up this opportunity at employment.

if shes a sensible girl, she'll get over it, if not, well your a glutton for punishment.

if your still aching to make it up to her, don't go overboard or she'll develop association problems with whinging and winning.

Flowers (Simple, small choice of flowers from a florist, not tescos/supervalu bouquets), nice dinner ( on a tuesday would be better, cheaper and its a slower night in restaurants so better service and less other groveling souls around to compete with) or you could cook dinner, and be all over the top with the description of dinner before you throw down a plate of koka noodles with a fried egg on top.

bronte

Three Fs

Fellate
Feed
Fcuk

Oh it's a girl? Buy her overpriced shoes.

Damokc

Zendaya Abundant Block wrote: »

Tell her to quit her damn whining then.

Exactly! selfish ol gal

mfceiling

Head out after work for a few pints and spend the money that you would have spent on the girlfriends present, buying a dirty young one a rake of drink...then take said young one out the back and knock the back out of her...

DoneDL

OP have a weekend away somewhere romantic.















Then call her. Seriously man up.