Worst thing youve seen on a night out...

willmunny1990

I was on my way down to the pub last night and there was this pissed up aul one in front of me who is known around town for being an alco.

Anyway out of the blue she just pulls down her pants and starts pissing and ****ting on the side of the footpath getting it all over herself aswell!She didnt give two f*cks that i was behind her either,she just dropped the pants and let rip:eek:

So whats the scummiest thing youve seen on a night out?

jdooley28

Was out in temple bar around 2006. Pint of carslberg €7.15, dont think iv seen anything worse

sunflower27

Glass of wine in a pub in North London a few weeks age - £6.80.:eek:

syklops

Being charged 10 dollars for a plastic glass of Guinness.

starviewadams

Saw a fella get glassed in Doran's in Temple Bar a few years back,blood everywhere,was very disturbing.

Jess16

The proliferation of Jack and Jones clothing

Caveman1

Brought a girl home and she didn't put out, what is the world coming to?

FinnLizzy

willmunny1990 wrote: »

....Anyway out of the blue she just pulls down her pants and starts pissing and ****ting on the side of the footpath getting it all over herself aswell!She didnt give two f*cks that i was behind her either....

The world doesn't revolve around you, your majesty!

I was charged a fiver for a bottle of Heini in a club that rhymes with 'Mutton Factory'.

willmunny1990

jdooley28 wrote: »

Was out in temple bar around 2006. Pint of carslberg €7.15, dont think iv seen anything worse

Id rather see the dirty bitch **** than pay 7.15 for a pint!

antodeco

Some whale of a girl being fist pumped in the corner of a nightclub. Teas the Vatican a good 12 years ago!

Eoin

The worst thing is always some (usually small) lad who was keeping to himself being hopped on by a load of skangers.

pragmatic1

Seeing some man get glassed. Blood everywhere. Horrible thing to do to someone.

PseudoFamous

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Seeing some man get glassed. Blood everywhere. Horrible thing to do to someone.

It has really become far too common, and very little is done to the scummers who do it.

TerrorFirmer

jdooley28 wrote: »

Was out in temple bar around 2006. Pint of carslberg €7.15, dont think iv seen anything worse

I've genuinely become hardened by what the internet brings to the masses on a daily basis but that is genuinely disturbing.

CoolHat

I've probably seen worse than this ... but it comes to mind since someone mentioned temple bar :pac:

About a year and a half ago. Was walking up dame street one night and took a left into one of the alley ways in temple bar. Two mid 30's skanger women were on the opposite end walking towards me.
They both stop, one walks into one of the doorways. As I pass her I see her knickers down taking a piss on the doorstep. Like a bloody tap on full blast.

Dirty Bi*ch. Thing was, it was only after 10pm. Both were dressed up for a night on the town.

Wompa1

In Galway during race week some guy in full suit was outside charcoal grill stumbling around. It being so busy there were loads of full garbage bags out on the street for the morning collection. Said guy notices one of the bags is open and starts picking through it.

Picks up leftover burgers and eats the, even picked up part of an old bun and licked the mayonaise off it...guhhh

starviewadams

Wompa1 wrote: »

In Galway during race week some guy in full suit was outside charcoal grill stumbling around. It being so busy there were loads of full garbage bags out on the street for the morning collection. Said guy notices one of the bags is open and starts picking through it.

Picks up leftover burgers and eats the, even picked up part of an old bun and licked the mayonaise off it...guhhh

Tough times for Fianna Fail!

sparks24

willmunny1990 wrote: »

I was on my way down to the pub last night and there was this pissed up aul one in front of me who is known around town for being an alco.

Anyway out of the blue she just pulls down her pants and starts pissing and ****ting on the side of the footpath getting it all over herself aswell!She didnt give two f*cks that i was behind her either,she just dropped the pants and let rip:eek:

So whats the scummiest thing youve seen on a night out?

Ainnie fitz?

mann

Seen some bad siht in my time but one that sprang to mind as soon as I read your question happened in broad daylight in Birmingham’s bullring shopping centre,

Couple of mates and I were having a break from drinking “pubs used to close for a couple of hours back then” in a park in the centre of the shopping area we watched the antics of 3 guys drinking wine and cider across the green from us - 2 of the younger guys started to argue which ended with one of them walking away,

That left a guy of about 50 and another about 20 sipping on the bottles while sitting on a 2ft wall… out of the blue the younger of the 2 stood up and broke his bottle and stuck it in the other guys neck and just stood there watching the older fella drop over the wall then he just strolled away towards the entrance to the shopping area as if nothing had happened,

By the time we got to where the chap was laying a small crowd had gathered around him but I noticed no one was actually trying to help him - I pushed in to see if there was anything I could do to help but on seeing the gash on his neck that went from just below his ear to his Adams apple I knew there was nothing any of us could do to help this poor chap,

Strange thing that has always stuck with me is the lack of blood for such a wide and deep cut… it wasn’t really a cut it was more of a very deep and wide stab wound where the bottle was pushed in to the max,

I looked over to where the guy who did it had walked and there he was standing in the doorway as if he enjoyed what he was seeing so we ran over to where he was and he just stood there looking us in the eye until we got to about 30 yards from him before he decided he wasn’t going to be able to fight the lot of us and he turned into the crowd of shoppers and legged it up the escalators where we lost track of him in the crowds of Saturday shoppers,

That was over 20 years ago but I can still see it as if it happened yesterday, I have seen worse things happen but this one will never leave me.

LH Pathe

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack people on drugs off the shoulder of cork st. I've watched hooped earrings glitter in the dark near the St. James's Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.

Time to die.

hatrickpatrick

Coming out of the Twisted Pepper about a year ago, this absolutely terrified looking lad bolted past, followed by an immensely angry and messy-drunk looking girl who yelled "Giz' a roide or I'll BAAAATE ya!!!"

Poor chap

Simon Adebisi

Seeing a bloke fill a pint glass with puke and then drinking it all back down. I puked me ring up after that one. In a toilet bowl thank god.

foxyboxer

Star Wars Episode 2.

smurgen

worked in a nightclub in Cork for a year, seen a girl biting a lump off another girls nose, cartilage hanging out and all

Korvanica

Was working behind the bar in my uncles pub once - he does the odd function for travellers (8-10K takings for 1 night - who'd complain). Night was going well, it was a wedding, people up dancin like mad etc. 2 Different traveller families there, 1 traveller was bottled on the dance floor, blood everywhere, then the whole place erupted in fights!

There is nothing scarier than 100 travellers brawling all around you. All we could do was call the guards and hide in the back. Even all the bouncers had to leg it. Place was in bits with loads more blood around the place from other people getting bottled...

du Maurier

FinnLizzy wrote: »

The world doesn't revolve around you, your majesty!

I was charged a fiver for a bottle of Heini in a club that rhymes with 'Mutton Factory'.

What's a Heini? Whatever it is, a fiver being charged surely isn't the worst thing ever you've seen on a night out.

jackie1974

Amazing how people are disgusted by women peeing on the street but nobody looks twice when it's a fella. Don't get me wrong it's gross for either, have you ever used an atm on Monday morning, the smell of urine would knock a horse, but there seems to be a bit of double standards going on here.

Whats the worst iv seen, it would have to be the guy falling around outside a chipper slashing his wrists with a kitchen knife, that was very disturbing.

Grafton Street covered in blood.

Early yesterday morning (~4AM).

jackie1974

Thought of another one, I worked in Tralee for the rose festival last month. The streets were just full of very young people drinking that didn't have too many inhibitions. Anyway there was a crowd of teens across from us one night and in full view of the whole street three girls tooks turns giving one young fella a bj. Not a bother in the world all laughing and joking, I would consider myself to be pretty open minded but come on now. :eek:

Alwayson

Being first on the scene of a head on collision, climbing into the car to find the driver with his skull exposed through his forehead, wiping his hands on it to get the blood out of his eyes, transferring bits of shattered windscreen into the wound in the process, one eye out of line with the other as the skin above his eye had been cut causing it to drop down towards his cheek. I'm sure emergency services see this and worse all the time but for me it was shocking. Happened 25 years ago and still visualise it clearly. The guy survived, albeit with a huge crevasse of a scar on his forehead.

MajorMax

LH Pathe wrote: »

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack people on drugs off the shoulder of cork st. I've watched hooped earrings glitter in the dark near the St. James's Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.

Time to die.

You sir, are a poet. I love that movie

Reganio 2

jackie1974 wrote: »

Thought of another one, I worked in Tralee for the rose festival last month. The streets were just full of very young people drinking that didn't have too many inhibitions. Anyway there was a crowd of teens across from us one night and in full view of the whole street three girls tooks turns giving one young fella a bj. Not a bother in the world all laughing and joking, I would consider myself to be pretty open minded but come on now. :eek:

Chaps a hero.

boiledeggs

Simon Adebisi wrote: »

Seeing a bloke fill a pint glass with puke and then drinking it all back down. I puked me ring up after that one. In a toilet bowl thank god.

I've seen this many a time. Worse thing about this is nobody usually stop the guy that does it, they all just stand around laughing.

Captain Darling

LH Pathe wrote: »

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack people on drugs off the shoulder of cork st. I've watched hooped earrings glitter in the dark near the St. James's Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.

Time to die.

Thats deep.

Milky Moo

Walking past the Merchantile bar in Dublin, saw a girl down one of those small side streets peeing against a wall with her tights still on, barely able to keep her balance, it was about 3 in the afternoon, she looked about 15!

stevenmu

Caveman1 wrote: »

Brought a girl home and she didn't put out, what is the world coming to?

It's senses?



:pac:

Chris P. Bacon

A girl in Harvey's Waterford last Wednesday passed out on the floor of the toilet from been so drunk,thats not so bad,well she did shit herself too.

Seachmall

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

A girl in Harvey's Waterford last Wednesday passed out on the floor of the toilet from been so drunk,thats not so bad,well she did shit herself too.

Are you certain it was her shit and not someone playing the practical joker by pooing in her knickers?

Orando Broom

Coming up to Christmas it was 1999 or 2000 can't remember went down to Rasher Byrne's for my customary baguette (****in' savage) walking back up past temple bar square, fella outside an Italian restaurant, locked. well dressed guy, business suit, over-coat briefcase but locked. Doing a really good impression of a Garfield you used to see on car rear windows in the '90s.

Anyways the windows are floor to ceiling and he's there using the window for support, two women inside having a meal. Next thing he barfs all over the window and it's dripping down right outside where the women are eating. It's a concoction of red wine and tomato-y Italian food. It look like he's hurled a lung! They just go green, one looks like she is dry retching. I am in convulsions laughing on the footpath. It was GROSS!

Chris P. Bacon

Seachmall wrote: »

Are you certain it was her shit and not someone playing the practical joker by pooing in her knickers?

Oh she did shit herself,and an ambulance had to be called,thats where €2 drinks get you.

discus

I was there when a chap threw himself off a 3 story gap between the stairs in Howl at the Moon. That was pretty bad, I felt fairly helpless towards the situation.

Saw another guy slip in The Palace, he slipped on glass on a stairs and fell backwards, and the corner of a shelf dug right into the back of his neck/head. He couldn't move his arms or legs. Felt totally helpless with that too.

On a funny note, saw some fella giving a girl some anal riding... in the queue for Burger King.

MetalDog

discus wrote: »

On a funny note, saw some fella giving a girl some anal riding... in the queue for Burger King.

So she got a whopper with cheese before she even reached the counter?

Z.O.D!!!

In the last year in a well known nightclub in Dublin where I work, if been bottled by a bird who was aiming for her boyfriend, she then had the neck to send her mam in the next day looking for her jacket....safe to say she didn't get it!

garysully1986

Seen a girl being raped one night on my way home from a party wit my mates, That one will stay with me forever!

And the lads that did it got away with it because they just moved back to their country!!! :mad:

Wattle

Temple Bar last Paddy's night. Absolute carnage.

bamboozle

Korvanica wrote: »

Was working behind the bar in my uncles pub once - he does the odd function for travellers (8-10K takings for 1 night - who'd complain). Night was going well, it was a wedding, people up dancin like mad etc. 2 Different traveller families there, 1 traveller was bottled on the dance floor, blood everywhere, then the whole place erupted in fights!

There is nothing scarier than 100 travellers brawling all around you. All we could do was call the guards and hide in the back. Even all the bouncers had to leg it. Place was in bits with loads more blood around the place from other people getting bottled...

repair costs...11k!

ejmaztec

willmunny1990 wrote: »

Anyway out of the blue she just pulls down her pants and starts pissing and ****ting on the side of the footpath getting it all over herself aswell!She didnt give two f*cks that i was behind her either,she just dropped the pants and let rip:eek:

You missed a great opportunity there by looking a gift-horse in the mouth, and misinterpreting her invitation.

ricero

my mate taking a steamy ****e on grafton street saturday night

tatabubbly

One of my friends, yoked out of her head, kept pulling her dress above her head..

Temptamperu

garysully1986 wrote: »

Seen a girl being raped one night on my way home from a party wit my mates, That one will stay with me forever!

And the lads that did it got away with it because they just moved back to their country!!! :mad:

And you just watched and didnt do anything

hardCopy

MetalDog wrote: »

So she got a whopper with cheese before she even reached the counter?

She must have asked for a chocolate McFlurry