Hickeys or bruise?

tatabubbly · 22-09-2011 9:53pm #1

So we've all had bad experiences with hickeys..

Tell your tales of woe AHers!

TouchingVirus · 22-09-2011 9:54pm

They didn't have what I wanted in stock

El Guapo! · 22-09-2011 9:55pm

Hickeys are the most ridiculously disgusting things known to man.

headmaster · 22-09-2011 9:56pm

Very nice fabric shop in Eyre Sq shopping centre in Galway. Never really had a problem.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-09-2011 9:57pm

John Hickey stole my lawnmower.

CoolHat · 22-09-2011 10:01pm

My ex-gf in late 2007 comes to mind.
We were seeing a movie in cineworld. She was biting the neck off me. I reckon cause of the darkness she didnt realise she was kinda over doing it :pac:

Lets just say a few days later people I knew were making that "shocked look" at it with a snigger. Theres a hickey and then something that looks like you got a whack off something. I never gave her one tho. I should of chewed the neck off her as payback. My biggest regret

Kevin Duffy · 22-09-2011 10:03pm

I went out with a Hickey once. She used to bite the neck off me. Mind you, I was about 12, so it was ok in them days.

Ms. Pingui · 22-09-2011 10:08pm

Hickeys.... I remember trying to hide 'em from me mammy with make-up/ my hair/ scarves after being out at the teenage discos! :pac:

How so Joe · 22-09-2011 10:13pm

I have hickeys in my passport photo.
.... Only eight years to go on it!

My name is URL · 22-09-2011 10:15pm

Manky bastards

Pherekydes · 22-09-2011 10:21pm

Dean09 wrote: »

Hickeys are the most ridiculously disgusting things known to man.

Nope. Very handy. I got a zip for my cycling jacket there. Very cheap, too.

ilovesleep · 22-09-2011 10:28pm

Am I the only one that love hickeys - giving and receiving them.

I gave someone a hickey on his arse before.

Samich · 22-09-2011 10:30pm

tatabubbly wrote: »

So we've all had bad experiences with hickeys..

Tell your tales of woe AHers!

Nope.

GLaDOS · 22-09-2011 10:34pm

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-get-rid-of-a-hickey

This actually works quite well. Haven't had to use it in a good while now thankfully :P

Kevin Duffy · 22-09-2011 10:39pm

ilovesleep wrote: »

I am the only one that love hickeys - giving and receiving them.

I gave someone a hickey on his arse before.

You had me at Hickey on the arse.

toodleytoo · 22-09-2011 10:39pm

a lad i was seeing before destroyed my neck one time, i got him back though. His boss forced him to wear plasters the next day in work!

Gran Hermano · 22-09-2011 10:42pm

Haberdashery indeed.

CoolHat · 22-09-2011 10:44pm

ilovesleep wrote: »

I am the only one that love hickeys - giving and receiving them.

I gave someone a hickey on his arse before.

You have just given me the idea. And no, this isnt a no typical after hours joke post

If the gf says why on earth, i'll gladly say "got the idea off boards from someone"

ilovesleep · 22-09-2011 10:46pm

CoolHat wrote: »

You have just given me the idea. And no, this isnt a no typical after hours joke post If the gf says why on earth, i'll gladly say "got the idea off boards from someone"

I'm a woman

CoolHat · 22-09-2011 10:49pm

ilovesleep wrote: »

I'm a woman

I imagine you meant to quote my original post (before the edit)
the power of the quick edit

tatabubbly · 23-09-2011 9:06am

I'm a lady as well

smash · 23-09-2011 9:14am

tatabubbly wrote: »

So we've all had bad experiences with hickeys..

Tell your tales of woe AHers!

You first, you started the thread...

Koltashe · 23-09-2011 9:26am

My daughter bit my neck when she was about two, the husband was away for the weekend when that happened don't think he ever believed my side of the story as the litttle brat denied ever doing it!

Went for a job interveiw once, not realizing I have a huge hickey on my neck from the night before, did get the job though and then the manager who hired me hit on me non stop while I was working there... I wonder why?...

Giselle · 23-09-2011 9:54am

tatabubbly wrote: »

So we've all had bad experiences with hickeys..

Tell your tales of woe AHers!

I've no experience of them. Horrible things, no thanks.

JoePie · 23-09-2011 10:27am

My girlfriend absolutely hates them. So naturally I give them to her all the time. I've sent her to funerals, job interviews, nights out, anything with a dirty big one on her neck. People like to ask her why she's wearing her giant wool scarf in Summer.

I like to laugh.

azezil · 23-09-2011 10:38am

An ex of mine loves them but he's black! Do you have any idea it is to leave a visible mark on a black person!? I used to have to go at him like a ravenous shark trying to rip his neck off but I got the job done :pac:

petes · 23-09-2011 10:46am

A girl I went to college gave me one on a night out. I don't know how she managed it but it was the biggest I've ever seen on anyone. Should have just bought her a bag of chips!

Caveman1 · 23-09-2011 10:49am

A few years ago a mate was going out with an awful bitch, this thing was a weapon, so on a night out one of the lads grabbed him and gave him a hickey, it's sounds a bit gay but you should of seen him trying to explain it classic stuff

gg2 · 30-01-2013 6:39pm

My friend worked with a girl in Tesco who came in one day with one on her cheek (face cheek). Management made her wear a plaster, which didn't cover it. Actual goon.

hatrickpatrick · 31-01-2013 9:32pm

Why do people try so hard to get rid of hickeys? I wear them proudly whenever I get one

Vicar in a tutu · 31-01-2013 10:07pm

They're grotesque! , I used to have a little gay necklace, it was elastic and had a metal pendant thingy on it, I was playing with it pulling it out real far etc, it ended up snapping back and walloping me in the neck leaving me with what resembled a hickey, I was only 13 and went around looking like a dope:mad:

frozenfrozen · 31-01-2013 10:15pm

suck my langer not my neck i says so i says

Hickeys or bruise?

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