Does the Devil exist?

greenmachine88

Do you think!?

Tonyandthewhale

No, go to sleep.

Chuck Stone

Na it's a load of bollocks.

I wish he did though sometimes so bad people would go there but that's just a Judeo Christian after-death vindictiveness.

It's like 'I forgive you now cos that's what Jesus would do' but me old mate Mr Devil will impale your anus with a hot poker in the after life while I watch sadistically from Godland.

McBauer

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Does the Devil exist?

I don't know, I don't know

The Scientician

He died, was buried in Killarney, then rose again and, eh, joined the British Army. Or so goes the story I was told anyways.

hondasam

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Do you think!?

Ya I just had a pm from him.

ItsAtrick

Ofcourse he does. He's the manager of Manchester United and has wickidly powers.

Rabies

greenmachine88 wrote: »

Do you think!?

/waits for first person to reference an Irish politician

MungBean

If ya find him send him my way. Wanna try sell him somethin.

ardinn

Why, you wanna dance with him in the pale moon light?

charlemont

He is on Facebook.

LH Pathe

No. But if you lose the D, then that most certainly does.. mostly in those we entrust in. even when it's pretty obvious they're not masquerading as good

New luciferian age is upon us I think.. For lulz if nothing else. Contrived contrition seems to be the way, for so many

Dangerous Man

Yes. His name is John Joe 'Lash' Grady. He lives in Bastardstown.

CoolHat

Rabies wrote: »

/waits for first person to reference an Irish politician

Nah, politicians aint the devil.
Know this one bloke tho. A mod. His name is rabies. Utter jerk.

and im banned!
good night everybody! :pac:


*gets coat and runs*

af_thefragile

I dunno... ask a Freemason.

Rabies

ardinn wrote: »

Why, you wanna dance with him in the pale moon light?

You're some joker!

Saila

he's under your bed :eek:

Deki

I think we all know he does. We just don't want to admit it.

LH Pathe

He certainly existed in sonny from amityville 2, that was some serious method acting

robbie_998

yes



in the form of your ma

LH Pathe

Yore ma falls into the category of wench, moreso

Saila

the best trick he ever pulled was convincing us he didnt exist

Dangerous Man

Rabies wrote: »

You're some joker!

Get out.

Chuck Stone

He made me touch my pee-pee when I was younger.

Deki

was that a bad thing?

af_thefragile

Chuck Stone wrote: »

He made me touch my pee-pee when I was younger.

Did you enjoy it?

Jesus Wept

What age are you?

hondasam

Deki wrote: »

I think we all know he does. We just don't want to admit it.

You don't believe in the devil, do ya?

nice_very

I suppose that believing in the devil, means believing in god.. therefore IMO NO, he doesnt exist

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

How come, with all this feminist debate over whether God is a woman or not, none of them ever put forward the theory that the devil might by a woman...?

Or condiering running for president?

Deki

hondasam wrote: »

You don't believe in the devil, do ya?

of course i do. I believe in good and i believe in evil - yep I'm a believer

hondasam

Deki wrote: »

of course i do. I believe in good and i believe in evil - yep I'm a believer

I'm a believer but I don't believe in the devil.
Do you believe there is a God?

Deki

Yes believe there is a God.

LH Pathe

Deki wrote: »

hondasam wrote: »

You don't believe in the devil, do ya?

of course i do. I believe in good and i believe in evil - yep I'm a believer

then I'm a believer too. Me n mickey dolenz but God and the devil are merely Good and the evil, it's pretty transparent that the latter exists and the former are mockups derived from that, who knows the history of the names god and the devil and who hung their spectre up the in there first place. .. Jesus?

No answer. But in the meantime you should bow down and kiss your master, the very dirt - the miracle that is the planet that permitted us inhabit it. Or the universe or something.. but dirt's good .. uhm .. nom nom nom . Who's madder

/still strikes me as lazy word association. Just know the difference between the two - and be good.

pragmatic1

Yes he lives in my brothers house. Hes called my nephew.

MagicMarker

No, if you believe otherwise you're an idiot.

Knight who says Meh

Ah no I dont believe in the devil sure thats mad.
But Im still catholic
Love
Irish catholic

billybudd

He plays the violin and sometimes resides in Georgia, seems like a bad loser.

Sofaspud

billybudd wrote: »

He plays the violin and sometimes resides in Georgia, seems like a bad loser.

He does play a mean fiddle though!
Can't play guitar though, has to use Jack Butler for that.

MagicMarker

Sofaspud wrote: »

He does play a mean fiddle though!
Can't play guitar though, has to use Jack Butler for that.

He's no match for the Karate Kid though.

PeterIanStaker

"Demons do not exist any more than gods do, being only the products of the psychic activity of man" - Freud

--Kaiser--

Monsters and devils exist, but they are all human

revell

who is looking for me?

Caveman1

He's really Alex ferguson- a red devil

*gets coat*

housetypeb

According to the myth,the devil gave god (the supposed creator of the universe,angels,talking snakes and donkeys,unicorns etc )a good run for his money because he loved mankind more than the angels...makes you wonder how powerful this made up god really is.
Prefer Zeus myself.

biko

If you're really interested - maybe ask in the Religious forums.
I doubt even they will be 100% believing in the devil.

nataS/