I think I am.....

ILikeBananas

I once heard someone say "everybody thinks that they are funny, good in bed and underpaid". I would add a fourth one: everyone thinks that they are a good driver.

So how about you?

Eroticfishcake

Clearly also think they look younger than they are aswell

ILikeBananas

Crap! I meant to allow mutliple answers-Can a mod fix the poll please?

Fizman

Nobody thinks that they have bad breath.

However, there are many out there whose breath smells like a camels dick.

ILikeBananas

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

Clearly also think they look younger than they are aswell

Yeah the results of that poll gave me the idea

4leto

Everyone thinks they are smart.

80% of people surveyed thought they would have survived the Titanic I have to admit so would I.

Kevin Duffy

I am all those things, except underpaid. Go me \o/

Jaxxy

Everyone thinks they are worth listening to.

Robdude

ILikeBananas wrote: »

I once heard someone say "everybody thinks that they are funny, good in bed and underpaid". I would add a fourth one: everyone thinks that they are a good driver.

So how about you?

Everyone thinks they are smarter than average.

Bodhisopha

I find most people think they are too nice for their own good.

Poor Uncle Tom

4leto wrote: »

80% of people surveyed thought they would have survived the Titanic I have to admit so would I.

100% of those surveyed, did.....;)

af_thefragile

I'm pretty **** at pretty much everything I do...

Zen65

Robdude wrote: »

Everyone thinks they are smarter than average.

In theory, the average IQ is 100.

So if you score above 100 in an IQ test you are smarter than average.


Z

Samich

I think I'm indecisive, but I'm not sure.

jaffacakesyum

To people who know me, they'd probably say I am funny, out of those options.

I picked good in bed

Professey Chin

ILikeBananas wrote: »

I once heard someone say "everybody thinks that they are funny, good in bed and underpaid". I would add a fourth one: everyone thinks that they are a good driver.

So how about you?

Im 1 out of those.
Which one is the eternal mystery to all!!

Well not really since nobody cares

Chuck Stone

I'm good at parking my vehicle in tight spots.

Fizman wrote: »

However, there are many out there whose breath smells like a camels dick.

You know what camel's dick smells like?

How's that then?

... actually don't tell me.

Kevin Duffy

Mega Chin wrote: »

Im 1 out of those.
Which one is the eternal mystery to all!!

Well not really since nobody cares

Aw, you poor oul' thing, I care - how underpaid are you?

Micky Dolenz

ILikeBananas wrote: »

Crap! I meant to allow mutliple answers-Can a mod fix the poll please?

Don't think I can without clearing current results.

DoneDL

Don`t worry I could only click underpaid anyway, f^ck I was depressed enough before this poll.

Frynge

People think I'm paranoid.....

Atleast I think that is what they say

Solnskaya

Frynge wrote: »

People think I'm paranoid.....

Atleast I think that is what they say

it is. stir stir. They also say you are underpaid.:D

Frynge

I was very very underpaid now I'm only very underpaid after getting a raise

osnola ibax

Damn, thought it was going to be a thread on Descartes

Kevin Duffy

osnola ivax wrote: »

Damn, thought it was going to be a thread on Descartes

Therefore it is.

admiralofthefleet

about to drop my guts

gargleblaster

I think I'm only two of those.

kincsem

It should be a multiple choice thread. I tick them all.

stupidusername

every guy thinks he's good in bed! actually it's probably every girl too

Kevin Duffy

stupidusername wrote: »

every guy thinks he's good in bed! actually it's probably every girl too

Well that's perfect then, 'cos it'll be all confident guys and gals getting it on in blissful ignorance and having a great time.

Eve_Dublin

stupidusername wrote: »

every guy thinks he's good in bed! actually it's probably every girl too

But sure we can't be anything BUT good in bed...all we have to do is lie there and stare at the ceiling

Killer Pigeon

Everyone in this thread thinks that their opinion is valid.

gargleblaster

stupidusername wrote: »

every guy thinks he's good in bed! actually it's probably every girl too

I was going to agree, but how can someone who just lies there think they're good?

4leto

I think I wont get any of the killer debilitating diseases. Yet as we live longer into old age the odds are stacked up against us.

stupidusername

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

But sure we can't be anything BUT good in bed...all we have to do is lie there and stare at the ceiling

gargleblaster wrote: »

I was going to agree, but how can someone who just lies there think they're good?

:D:D

haha!

landsleaving

gargleblaster wrote: »

I was going to agree, but how can someone who just lies there think they're good?

Because someone else is willing to do the work I guess. In a way, that is being good in bed. So good you do very little.

AgileMyth

I'm paid minimum wage to work a job that any monkey could do if they had decent training. I'm paid badly but not underpaid.
I couldn't say if I'm good in bed or not, but I'll assume I am simply because I'd rather not assume otherwise.
I am funny though and a decent driver too.

Kevin Duffy

gargleblaster wrote: »

I think I'm only two of those.

gargleblaster wrote: »

I was going to agree, but how can someone who just lies there think they're good?

Well, you've narrowed it down a little for us :pac:

parker kent

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Everyone in this thread thinks that their opinion is valid.

The scary thing is that even the most deluded people with the most wildly inaccurate opinions think they are right.

Adyx

I'm such a great driver I don't even need a licence. If I'm honest, I'm probably not underpaid (and I'm on minimum wage), I'm only funny if sarcastically correcting people and judging them is funny and I wouldn't mind getting more practice in in bed.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

4leto wrote: »

Everyone thinks they are smart.

80% of people surveyed thought they would have survived the Titanic I have to admit so would I.

Not me, I've often thought about stuff like that. Horror/war/disaster movie scenario I'd be the idiot who dies horribly in the first ten minutes and probably takes other people out too

gargleblaster

landsleaving wrote: »

Because someone else is willing to do the work I guess. In a way, that is being good in bed. So good you do very little.

What? In what way? In the same way that cheating is being good at something? If you just lie there, then you are not good in bed. That's just a fact. Ok well not unless you're sleeping with a necrophiliac who pretends that you're dead. They would like it, but nobody else!

4leto

Graham Stocky Rancor wrote: »

Not me, I've often thought about stuff like that. Horror/war/disaster movie scenario I'd be the idiot who dies horribly in the first ten minutes and probably takes other people out too

LOL
I'd survive and be the one that kills the serial head, I even think I would have been one the few to survive the Somme.

We really are an optimistic specie.

EuropeanSon

I'm certainly not underpaid. I don't know about the rest though.

I'm funny, to some people. I tend to think that these are the intelligent people. :P To others, I'm saying stuff that they think bears no relation to what is going on at all. Oh well.

I think I'm good in bed. I have been told I am, and nobody has ever told me otherwise, though would they? I don't know. Would you tell somebody who was bad in bed that they were bad in bed? I haven't, on the one occasion that somebody actually was.

I can't drive, so I don't think I'm a good driver. I'm a pretty inconsiderate cyclist, but then, aren't most cyclists?

SouthTippBass

landsleaving wrote: »

Because someone else is willing to do the work I guess. In a way, that is being good in bed. So good you do very little.

No. Just no. That is not what good is at all! Its downright boring actually! I would rather have sex with a bag of spuds then with somebody who just lies there and takes it. :mad:

stupidusername

I'm definitely not funny - I'm fairly decent in bed - no comment on the pay - haven't got a licence - and yep all my threads seem to be bad

SV

I thought I was a good driver, 'til I crashed.


Now I think I'm a good driver with big balls.

--Kaiser--

Where's the poll option for all of the above?

NothingMan

I am definitely underpaid, if not by as much as I like to think.
I am a good driver, at least never been in an accident, or received any points and one of the few people my Mother feels comfortable being in the car with would indicate that I am.
In bed, well I can definitely say I get the job done one way or another.
Funny is very subjective. I have my moments, but it's usually at someone elses expense.

So eh... all of the above. I really do have a very high opinion of myself though.

laoisforliam

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

To people who know me, they'd probably say I am funny, out of those options.

I picked good in bed

Your friends are right, you are funny!!

Pandora2

Frynge wrote: »

I was very very underpaid now I'm only very underpaid after getting a raise

How in the name of all that's Holy did you get a raise in this climate?? I think you may be playing down your qualities;););)