14 Year Old lad whos never 'shifted' a girl needs help!

seanmaloney123

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

squod

Relax.

Temptamperu

Just tell her to get up and move.

AhSureTisGrand

Why would After Hours know?

brummytom

I've never got with a sober girl.


Find a drunk one. Be drunk too so it doesn't look like you're taking advantage - and they probably won't even notice you don't know what you're doing!

Kevin Duffy

seanmaloney123 wrote: »

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

Use it to make her laugh and charm her. The rest, you'll learn together and that's the fun of it. Don't sweat it.

Trevor451

This thread is going to end well

Conor108

The shifting of a girl is a lot like the eating of an orange....

Danbo!

Try the ladies lounge son

hatrickpatrick

Danbo! wrote: »

Try the ladies lounge son

You evil gob****e, sending him into the lion's den in the nude.

Kevin Duffy

Conor108 wrote: »

The shifting of a girl is a lot like the eating of an orange....

Yeh, slice her into 4 equal parts, peel each one, suck the juice out and swallow the rest. It's been a while I'll admit, but from memory that's all relationships in a nutshell I think.

Arnold Layne

Take off her knickers, your tongue will go on auto-pilot

Mr.Crinklewood

A relationship made in After Hours.

hatrickpatrick

Why exactly is scoring so enjoyable? When you think about it, isn't it a little odd that the act of pressing lips together and licking eachother's tongues is so epically fun?

Human Beings are weird.

AlmightyCushion

*To the tune of the 123.ie ad*
Sean Maloney
123
Just dog into here
While fingering her gee

John Doe1

seanmaloney123 wrote: »

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

Haha virgin:p

Barrt2

Basically you open her mouth pull down your pants and stick your slong in her gob and let her do the work then wait for the sandwhich after



















































you have to be taken the piss posting here man

Cill Dara Abu

If you can't lift her don't shift her

Dangerous Man

You'll be grand. Just stick the head on her.

hardCopy

Just give her a good firm push

mackg

well you see shifting a girl is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman....

Larianne

seanmaloney123 wrote: »

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

Well don't spin it around like a frickin washing machine. :mad:

Kevin Duffy

Dangerous Man wrote: »

You'll be grand. Just stick the head on her.

And while she's unconcious from the headbutt, practise the kissing.

Jimoslimos

mackg wrote: »

well you see shifting a girl is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman....

Swiss Toni....is that you??

Korvanica

dont be a fool, cover your tool...









with her drool...

G_R

Just make sure you lick her face first, they love that so they do!

Biggins

seanmaloney123 wrote: »

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

* Be yourself. There's nothing worse than trying to be someone your not. You get nervous and start looking a fool - and it will be as clear as day to them (if they have any brains)
* Make them laugh. Don't be a depression.
* Talk to them about their life and ask questions - good ones having listen to the details of what they are saying.
* Listen to them - really listen.
* You don't need to bore them to death with every little detail of your life in the first hour or five minutes. You want to get to now them, so why sometimes do some have to bore the death out of other halves by telling them all about yourself far too much, too quick (makes the persons look big headed too sometimes).
* Try and come up with novel ideas to where you'd like to go (I did - it worked!)
* If someone insults you by snubbing you - remember, it probably their loss, not yours. Their only losing out on what could have been a good opportunity to see another side of life!
* Never believe for one second that you will remain single - the odds are far against it. You WILL hitch up with someone, you just haven't yet, that all.

Eric Cartman

just remember your gonna have to get blue extra chewing gum to stop her from giving you aids , only blue extra works, the green one doesnt have enough mint to stop aids being absorbed through the mouth

Da_Doc

OP dont overthink it, jus go with whatevers natural and wait at least 30 secs before dropping the hand.

hatrickpatrick

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

You evil gob****e, sending him into the lion's den in the nude.

Well, IF he comes out, he'll be a man! :pac:

SellingJuan

Simple. Thatss all Im saying. Dont worry about it. As long as you dont wait till your in LC like some people I know haha ... I know WTF

mackg

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Swiss Toni....is that you??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_E0ZF2uIKs

smash

Larianne wrote: »

Well don't spin it around like a frickin washing machine. :mad:

Unless you're going for an Australian kiss!

Latchy

Just where is this tongue going ...top side or down south ?

( jesus I should know better ) :pac:

seanmaloney123

seanmaloney123 wrote: »

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

You could try spelling it correctly first, that'd be a good start

AlmightyCushion

Biggins wrote: »

* Be yourself. There's nothing worse than trying to be someone your not. You get nervous and start looking a fool - and it will be as clear as day to them (if they have any brains)
* Make them laugh. Don't be a depression.
* Talk to them about their life and ask questions - good ones having listen to the details of what they are saying.
* Listen to them - really listen.
* You don't need to bore them to death with every little detail of your life in the first hour or five minutes. You want to get to now them, so why sometimes do some have to bore the death out of other halves by telling them all about themselves (makes the persons look big headed too sometimes).
* Try and come up with novel ideas to where you'd like to go (I did - it worked!)
* If someone insults you by snubbing you - remember, it probably their loss, not yours. Their only losing out on what could have been a good opportunity to see another side of life!
* Never believe for one second that you will remain single - the odds are far against it. You WILL hitch up with someone, you just haven't yet, that all.

Don't listen to this guy, tell her your knob is used as a stunt cock in pornos then just stare at her intensely while doing crotch thrusts. She'll be weak at the knees for you.

Johro

What's a tounge? I fear you may be more advanced than I am....

tolosenc

Larianne wrote: »

Well don't spin it around like a frickin washing machine. :mad:

SHE TOLD ME SHE LIKED THAT!

Kevin Duffy

bluewolf wrote: »

You could try spelling it correctly first, that'd be a good start

Yes, that's what 14 year olds should think about as they go in for their first kisses.

sunflower27

Biggins wrote: »

* Be yourself. There's nothing worse than trying to be someone your not. You get nervous and start looking a fool - and it will be as clear as day to them (if they have any brains)
* Make them laugh. Don't be a depression.
* Talk to them about their life and ask questions - good ones having listen to the details of what they are saying.
* Listen to them - really listen.
* You don't need to bore them to death with every little detail of your life in the first hour or five minutes. You want to get to now them, so why sometimes do some have to bore the death out of other halves by telling them all about themselves (makes the persons look big headed too sometimes).
* Try and come up with novel ideas to where you'd like to go (I did - it worked!)
* If someone insults you by snubbing you - remember, it probably their loss, not yours. Their only losing out on what could have been a good opportunity to see another side of life!
* Never believe for one second that you will remain single - the odds are far against it. You WILL hitch up with someone, you just haven't yet, that all.

Vey good, constructive advice. You get my vote for President for that!

LH Pathe

14 is the new 40

you must feel very old and past it, virgin..

get in there, danny north! take a hint

uh oh.....:D

sunflower27

bluewolf wrote: »

You could try spelling it correctly first, that'd be a good start

You meanie

Kevin Duffy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Yes, that's what 14 year olds should think about as they go in for their first kisses.

If he doesn't know what it is, he's not going to have much luck using it :pac::pac:

LH Pathe

just slip danny north in, geddit?

dave1982

Hardly a smart way to be posting to a 14 year old,

LH Pathe

dave1982 wrote: »

Hardly a smart way to be posting to a 14 year old,

, and I've taken it upon myself to finish the sentence. This is after hours not before, comprendè?

randylonghorn

bluewolf wrote: »

You could try spelling it correctly first, that'd be a good start

You find correct spelling and punctuation erotically stimulating, bluey?

randylonghorn

randylonghorn wrote: »

You find correct spelling and punctuation erotically stimulating, bluey?

I find incorrect spelling a turn off... :pac:

strobe

Ahh Jaysus AH, leave the poor guy alone. We were all young once.

seanmaloney123 wrote: »

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

Sean I'm sure you have seen people kissing on TV a few thousand times so from that you should have the basic idea in terms of lips etc. You can't see their tongues obviously but don't worry too much about the tongue. Just don't go overboard with it or try to do too much with it. Less is more usually, at least initially. If the girl has kissed a few people before she will know what she is doing in the tongue department so just try and vaguely imitate what her tongue is doing. Don't think about it too much. Try not to think at all while it is happening actually, your body is hardwired genetically with a rough idea of what to do so just listen to it, rather than your head, and relax and enjoy the experience.

jonnyrudyard

seanmaloney123 wrote: »

Im a 14 year old lad whos never shifted a girl before. I dont know what to do with my tounge so I need some advice! Please help!

My advice is wait until you're an adult to "shift." Good grief what a sad post.