Got dumped and clamped today,

eilo1 · 15-09-2011 4:49pm #1

Awoke this morning to a hang over, followed by text message dumbing. To end my day I was clamped!

So as the title states Im having a sh1te day!

Would anyone else like to share any miserable and hopefully humorous stories of their bad day?!?!

awaits after hours finest

ps please no blasting and leave my mother out of it!

WatchWolf · 15-09-2011 4:49pm

sure it was a bit of craic

Cork boy 55 · 15-09-2011 4:50pm

Saila · 15-09-2011 4:51pm

thought it would have been clamped then dumped

muff03 · 15-09-2011 4:51pm

best thing you could do now is go out and stand under some birds until one of them takes a crap on ya, cause after that things can only get better

Tefral · 15-09-2011 4:52pm

Ya got Dumped by Text... Ouch!

I probably would have taken the clampers head off!!

Quazzie · 15-09-2011 4:52pm

You think thats bad, wait till ya hear what Snyper done to your little sister.

karma_ · 15-09-2011 4:52pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7A9WseN8uI

Invest in one of those and 50% of your problems solved!

My name is URL · 15-09-2011 4:53pm

Being dumped via text message is a blessing in disguise. Imagine never knowing you were with such a stupid bint

wolf moon · 15-09-2011 4:53pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Awoke this morning to a hang over, followed by text message dumbing.

Happy days... Looking forward to the weekend?

abouttobebanned · 15-09-2011 4:54pm

OP I bet if you look on Facebook now you'll find some cnut telling the world that "today has been the best day ever". This is why I hate Facebook.

Good luck with your future endeavours OP.

theteal · 15-09-2011 4:55pm

cronin_j wrote: »

Ya got Dumped by Text... Ouch!!

no, she got "dumb"ed, she just can't talk anymore, no huge loss, her keyboard still works

eilo1 wrote: »

Awoke this morning to a hang over, followed by text message dumbing.

Orando Broom · 15-09-2011 4:55pm

Saila wrote: »

thought it would have been clamped then dumped

We'll await technical advice from FlutterinBantam'.

eilo1 · 15-09-2011 4:55pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Being dumped via text message is a blessing in disguise. Imagine never knowing you were with such a stupid bint

Im a girl!

Do you know the thing that actually annoys me the most about all of this is the €5 credit card fee for removing the clamp!!! :eek:

opinion guy · 15-09-2011 4:56pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Awoke this morning to a hang over, followed by text message dumbing. To end my day I was clamped!

So as the title states Im having a sh1te day!

Would anyone else like to share any miserable and hopefully humorous stories of their bad day?!?!

awaits after hours finest

ps please no blasting and leave my mother out of it!

Somebody ban this loser to complete the triology......:P

just kiddin OP.....cheer up.

Uriel. · 15-09-2011 4:57pm

At least you didn't wake up In a pool of your own piss, blood and vomit... The day has gotta get some points for that much at least

RedXIV · 15-09-2011 4:57pm

Just in time for the weekend OP. Put the call out, get the lads and go on a bender. the only way to go

eilo1 · 15-09-2011 4:57pm

theteal wrote: »

no, he got "dumb"ed, he just can't talk anymore, no huge loss, his keyboard still works

Im a she and dyslexic..............sigh

Uriel. · 15-09-2011 4:59pm

eilo1 wrote: »

theteal wrote: »

no, he got "dumb"ed, he just can't talk anymore, no huge loss, his keyboard still works

Im a she and dyslexic..............sigh

Jeez "theteal" well done for making her day even worse

castletownman · 15-09-2011 4:59pm

At least getting dumped means you're not clamped in a loveless relationship.

Sorry......

af_thefragile · 15-09-2011 4:59pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

OP I bet if you look on Facebook now you'll find some cnut telling the world that "today has been the best day ever". This is why I hate Facebook.

Good luck with your future endeavours OP.

And if it's really not his day, he'll check out his now ex's fb page to only find out she's going out with the guy he always thought was the biggest douche bag in the world.

Anyway OP, you know what to do.

Saila · 15-09-2011 5:00pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Im a she and dyslexic..............sigh

awwwwwwaaa

thats 3

theteal · 15-09-2011 5:01pm

Uriel. wrote: »

Jeez "theteal" well done for making her day even worse

i got my ninja edit in 2 minutes before that response - we can't really add slow at typing to her bad day

eilo1 · 15-09-2011 5:01pm

af_thefragile wrote: »

And if it's really not his day, he'll check out his now ex's fb page to only find out she's going out with the guy you always thought was the biggest douche bag in the world.

me is woman.....................also deactivated facebook a few days ago to get more study done.

af_thefragile · 15-09-2011 5:03pm

eilo1 wrote: »

me is woman.....................also deactivated facebook a few days ago to get more study done.

Ah, well, just switch the genders around then...

Though the PS3 suggestion still stays.

theteal · 15-09-2011 5:04pm

eilo1 wrote: »

me is woman.....................also deactivated facebook a few days ago to get more study done.

being single is good for study time - see, things are looking up already!

Uriel. · 15-09-2011 5:04pm

eilo1 wrote: »

af_thefragile wrote: »

And if it's really not his day, he'll check out his now ex's fb page to only find out she's going out with the guy you always thought was the biggest douche bag in the world.

me is woman.....................also deactivated facebook a few days ago to get more study done.

Deactivating Facebook... Best thing to happen you all week, eh? Eh? Eh¿

Wolfe Tone · 15-09-2011 5:05pm

Better run the bastard down in your car-oh, sorry.

My name is URL · 15-09-2011 5:06pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Im a girl!

Do you know the thing that actually annoys me the most about all of this is the €5 credit card fee for removing the clamp!!! :eek:

Even worse again. It's bad enough when a girl does it, but what sort of yellow-bellied excuse for a man dumps a girl with a txt message?! He could have at least had the decency to become semi-reclusive and avoided broaching the subject at all.

eilo1 · 15-09-2011 5:09pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Even worse again. It's bad enough when a girl does it, but what sort of yellow-bellied excuse for a man dumps a girl with a txt message?! He could have at least had the decency to become semi-reclusive and avoided broaching the subject at all.

Yellow bellied indeed! Thanks AH

Has anyone else not had a bad day!?!??!?!

af_thefragile · 15-09-2011 5:12pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Yellow bellied indeed! Thanks AH

Has anyone else not had a bad day!?!??!?!

Not really, still on summer break and I've just become extremely lazy that nothing bothers me any more...

And if something does bother me, dear internet will take my mind off it...

whubee · 15-09-2011 5:25pm

F0ck it all. Dont give any of it two thoughts.

Go out buy yourself something nice, telephone your ex in a week and say you had an std when you were together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHKCPorcBvk

15-09-2011 5:33pm

I've had a kind of bad day....

Hungover, vomiting, finally got to the stage where you try eating something, managed to get up, go to the toaster, put some bread in, and guess what - NO BUTTER!!!!

Cue me eating a few bites of the dryest toast in the world, trying to wash it down with milk, and then throwing it all up. I have also considered drilling a hole in my temple in an effort to alleviate the headache.

Silver lining? I'll be super thin tomorrow and I have an excuse to curl up on the couch for the rest of the day.

Joey the lips · 15-09-2011 5:35pm

You should have chatted up the clamper.

eilo1 · 15-09-2011 5:41pm

true-or-false wrote: »

I've had a kind of bad day....

Hungover, vomiting, finally got to the stage where you try eating something, managed to get up, go to the toaster, put some bread in, and guess what - NO BUTTER!!!!

Cue me eating a few bites of the dryest toast in the world, trying to wash it down with milk, and then throwing it all up. I have also considered drilling a hole in my temple in an effort to alleviate the headache.

Silver lining? I'll be super thin tomorrow and I have an excuse to curl up on the couch for the rest of the day.

Thats awful!!!

Apart from the sickness I would definitely put no butter up there in things to ruin a day!
Its just not the same. And anyone that thinks muck like flora is a replacement can bugger off!
Kerry Gold OGTFO

eilo1 · 15-09-2011 5:42pm

Joey the lips wrote: »

You should have chatted up the clamper.

There is nothing on this planet that could make me go out with a clamper!

af_thefragile · 15-09-2011 5:43pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Thats awful!!!

Apart from the sickness I would definitely put no butter up there in things to ruin a day!
Its just not the same. And anyone that thinks muck like flora is a replacement can bugger off!
Kerry Gold OGTFO

I prefer blackberry jam myself....... :pac:

Ah nuts · 15-09-2011 5:43pm

At least you got material for a country and western song. Just have to wait till your dog dies.

whubee · 15-09-2011 5:49pm

af_thefragile wrote: »

Not really, still on summer break and I've just become extremely lazy that nothing bothers me any more...

And if something does bother me, dear internet will take my mind off it...

what if you get the dreaded failed internet connection?

(i salute your efforts and accomplishments in the field of laziness btw)

bradyle · 15-09-2011 5:49pm

I start college on Monday and the girl I was supposed to be living with decides to tell me she's commuting...so i now have like 3 days to get my self a place...not as bad as yours though

Orando Broom · 15-09-2011 5:50pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Yellow bellied indeed! Thanks AH

Has anyone else not had a bad day!?!??!?!

What a cowardly, chickenshít cünt. You're better shut of a spineless spazmo like that!

westendgirlie · 15-09-2011 5:57pm

Go screw the brains out of another bloke. And don't even ask him his name!

sdanseo · 15-09-2011 5:58pm

Actually, No, I've decided to be nice to this guy.

Chin up mate, she must have been some treacherous cow to dump you by text. Just get the lads round and watch something with lots of explosions, you'll be grand.

Richard Hillman · 15-09-2011 6:02pm

One word........ Coppers

cup of tea · 15-09-2011 6:14pm

http://www.facebook.com/pages/If-lifes-getting-you-down-heres-a-picture-of-a-ginger-Japanese-man/232562973461482

Knex* · 15-09-2011 6:20pm

Richard Hillman wrote: »

One word........ Coppers

Was there last weekend, jaysus the music is fecking ****e!
Everything else I had heard about the place was fairly spot on though

Hard luck OP, got clamped just before the summer at a time when I was broke and that was fairly depressing in its own right.

Methinks though, any man that decides to end a relationship over a text was never worth your time in the first place unfortunately.

Feel better soon OP

ontheditch2 · 15-09-2011 6:30pm

I want to know what the OP said or did to the ex last night, whilst drunk, to get dumped by text..

But other than that, ya, Clampers are proper bastids..

gwanjohn · 15-09-2011 6:40pm

happened in wit before, the girl got her dad to cut the clamp off. went to court, she won! dodgy tho!

pbowenroe · 15-09-2011 6:52pm

got a new girlfriend today (she broke up with her ex by text LOL) and clamped some fuc kers car. all in all a good days work

Shanotheslayer · 15-09-2011 6:56pm

eilo1 wrote: »

Yellow bellied indeed! Thanks AH

Has anyone else not had a bad day!?!??!?!

I'm having a ****e month.I win

Mr Simpson · 15-09-2011 7:03pm

pbowenroe wrote: »

got a new boyfriend today (he broke up with his ex by text LOL) and clamped some fuc kers car. all in all a good days work

Fixed for ya

Got dumped and clamped today,

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