Funny names of companies

whatsamsn · 15-09-2011 12:15am #1

I was looking at Adverts.ie and came accross this company

"CON-TECH we do everything" :pac: ... certainely a name that does exactly what it says on the tin I imagine. lol.

Care to share any?

whatsamsn · 15-09-2011 12:18am

Speaking of cons, take a look here
€50 euro for someone to make you a cv! :eek:

Got to love the way it says "I can do this and offer FREE advice and interview tips." then underneath my prices start from 50 euro. Like yeah you're going to give tips away for free.

Johro · 15-09-2011 12:19am

Pro-Fit.
Nice for them.

AlmightyCushion · 15-09-2011 12:21am

The German lightbulb company Osram tried expanding into Poland before. Osram in Polish means "I shít all over". I think it's a slang term rather than a literal translation.

mackg · 15-09-2011 12:21am

whatsamsn wrote: »

Speaking of cons, take a look here
€50 euro for someone to make you a cv! :eek:

Got to love the way it says "I can do this and offer FREE advice and interview tips." then underneath my prices start from 50 euro. Like yeah you're going to give tips away for free.

A friend of mine has an aunt who does this in England makes a nice bit of money out of it too.

policarp · 15-09-2011 12:22am

E.S.B.

Hector Mildew · 15-09-2011 12:23am

schindler's lifts and Lino Richie are my favourites. Never could take SAP seriously as a company name

whatsamsn · 15-09-2011 12:28am

mackg wrote: »

A friend of mine has an aunt who does this in England makes a nice bit of money out of it too.

Im actually shocked like

You know there will be lazy people who dont wanna type a cv. people who aint bothered to open up WORD ... I can understand that, but 50 euro :P wow. Hey if this person can get it. More power to them (i should say money :P ) but with 50 euro. again wow. Thats ... thats out there :P

Saila · 15-09-2011 12:31am

inb4 doggie style

mikemac · 15-09-2011 12:33am

Shop on Liffey Street in Dublin
I thought there was something dodgy about their sale, it was going on for years

I was incorrect, the name of the store was Closing Down Sale or something similar to that

whatsamsn · 15-09-2011 12:34am

... im actually still in shock guys about that CV advert :pac:
Like, you pay this person (a woman from the sounds of it) 50 euro. She types your cv up. Also doesnt seem to print any copies of it (no mention of printing)

all
for
50
euro :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Got to love the way she blows herself out by saying "I was previously interviewed on Colm Hayes 2FM" :eek: - screw this you're seeing "whatsamsn cv service" now.

policarp · 15-09-2011 12:38am

Does exactly what it says in the small print.ie

AlmightyCushion · 15-09-2011 12:38am

There is a flower shop here in Sligo called Guns N' Roses. Unfortunately they don't sell guns. Also, while not real El Banco Corrupto Grande in Vice City always gave me a laugh.

later12 · 15-09-2011 12:39am

Knobs and Knockers is a great company name

http://www.knobsandknockers.ie/Home/Home_Page/index.html

When my brother was in college he and a friend set up a mini events company that traded as 'Shit Waiters', which actually did pretty well for a small business.

swingking · 15-09-2011 12:52am

Pet shop in Kimmage called

The Muttz Nuttz

AidySevenfold · 15-09-2011 12:58am

A nail salon called Handjob. Haha.

elgriff · 15-09-2011 1:34am

Sell Fridges
Pen Island

bob the bob · 15-09-2011 6:50am

Fannie Mae
Wimpy

EverEvolving · 15-09-2011 7:00am

There used to be a solicitors firm in Sligo called Argue and Phibbs, quality name.

http://www.sligotown.net/courthouse.shtml

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 15-09-2011 7:15am

Used to work in directory enquiries, should have kept a book. Best ones were

Balti Towers
Curry in a hurry
Notting Grill
Choccywoccydoodah (sweet shop in Brighton)
Tanya Hyde (tanning salon, Peterbrough, I think)
Norman D. Landing (Military collectables)
Shirley Temple (Chinese restaruant in Shirley, near Birmingham)

Aglomerado · 15-09-2011 7:25am

The Rigid Tool Company

monkeypants · 15-09-2011 7:36am

I'm told that there's a shop somewhere down the country called "Bicycles, Lawnmowers and Chainsaws." I find it funny in a simplistic way.

Knobs & Knockers always gives me a chuckle every time I see it.

Fizgig Bandicoot · 15-09-2011 8:06am

There's a company in Wexford called 'Kidd Lubricants.' :pac:

And a hairdressers that I see on my way to work is called 'Curl Up and Dye.' I think it's a great name!

Sunnyisland · 15-09-2011 8:06am

Matt the rasher in crumlin Dublin. I think its a great name for a restaurant.

foxyboxer · 15-09-2011 8:15am

Siemens.

Just sounds wrong.

Plazaman · 15-09-2011 8:17am

Not a company as such but I cherish my fleece from the Scuba Diving Club in Muff, Co Donegal.

AnnyGirl · 15-09-2011 8:18am

whatsamsn wrote: »

I was looking at Adverts.ie and came accross this company

"CON-TECH we do everything" :pac: ... certainely a name that does exactly what it says on the tin I imagine. lol.

Care to share any?

There have been some really unusual/funny business names
that have shown up in real life and in movies and tv shows.
Flying Goat Coffee
Pans on Fire ~ Cookware Store and Cooking School
Pizza Orgasmica & Brewing Co
Hell's Kitchen Catering ~ Catering Company for the Movie Ghost Rider
Board to Death ~ Surfer Store
Spinster City Apartments ~ Home to Patty and Selma (The Simpsons)

KTRIC · 15-09-2011 8:19am

Rory's Fishing Tackle in Templebar, Dublin.

:pac:

optogirl · 15-09-2011 8:27am

For Cod and Ulster - Chipper in Belfast

smash · 15-09-2011 8:28am

Pen Island - penisland.com
therapist finder - therapistfinder.com

there's lists of them all over the net.

mathie · 15-09-2011 8:33am

Curl up and dye - Hairdressers

fryup · 15-09-2011 8:38am

Not so much a company but an organisation...

The Irish Road Haulage Association

(look at the letters that are highlighted) is it run by provos

Tazz T · 15-09-2011 8:43am

Hired a minibus one day.

Pulls up outside with a sign on the side:

Mike Hunt Coaches.

First though the door (few cans involved): What exactly does it teach?

darragh o meara · 15-09-2011 8:51am

I remember seeing a plumbing company van in the states, the company was called "Unblocks Hit Man" only when you read it the S was conveniently moved a little closer to hit

I've also seen "Billy Hunt Haulage" more like" Silly C*@t haulage"

Duggy747 · 15-09-2011 9:13am

There's a carwash machine down in Salthill owned by a company called Christ Water Technology.

dilallio · 15-09-2011 9:21am

An Indian Restaurant called 'Vagina Tandoori'.

Google it

animan · 15-09-2011 9:30am

Doncoms telecommunications-a friends dad owns it and everytime I hear it I just think condoms

jebuz · 15-09-2011 9:34am

There is this chicken delivery van I have seen a few times..

"Poultry in Motion" it says on the side

Simo65 · 15-09-2011 9:36am

There's a hairdressers in Tipperary (Cashel I think) called Ryanhair

kingtut · 15-09-2011 9:39am

How about Jiffylube in the states? It is an automotive chain in the states, they even have an iphone app :pac:

http://jiffylube.com/images/jl_universal_assets/jl_hdr_logo.jpg