Slapping the base??

One up the

Hi guys maybe you can help, ive noticed my son came back from school (hes only 11 by the way) telling me hes slapping the base, does anyone have any idea what this means? is it something rude said in code so other teens know and adults dont? Many thanks


- Concerned Dad

GLaDOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipjTvRe7-Zg

Iron Hide

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slapping%20the%20bass

MrStuffins

It means he's been partaking in the use of the new drug on the scene, it's called "Cake". you should confront him immediately!

GAAman

Your son is the local drug kingpin, think scarface only much more psychotic

Actually if he has a sister that wont end well........

One up the

I must be thick cause i still dont get it??

Wolfe Tone

He's on heroin I'm afraid.

Iron Hide

read the urban dictionary link....

nicechick!

I don't but if you haven't got any answers I'll ask my younger sister tomorrow who tends to fill me in occasionally on saying/phrases!! its likely purely innocent though

ardinn

Yeah he is **** furiously - I doubt he knows what it means tho - Why didnt you ask him?

One up the

One up the wrote: »

- Concerned Dad

This will be an understatement by the time the good folk of AH are finished with you.

MrStuffins

One up the wrote: »

I must be thick cause i still dont get it??

Does he have "Czech Neck"? If so, he's definitely on cake!

nicechick!

nicechick! wrote: »

I don't but if you haven't got any answers I'll ask my younger sister tomorrow who tends to fill me in occasionally on saying/phrases!! its likely purely innocent though

I now know!!

One up the

IT hardly means hes maturbating?? as in pulling his plum??? :mad: im raging wait till i get the fecker in the morning, here he was this evening asking his sister to slap his base!!!!:mad::mad:

nicechick!

One up the wrote: »

IT hardly means hes maturbating?? as in pulling his plum??? :mad: im raging wait till i get the fecker in the morning, here he was this evening asking his sister to slap his base!!!!:mad::mad:

Which suggests his innocence time for that chat!!:D

face1990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alBPk2gkPo

jugger0

Your son is a homosexual.

GAAman

GAAman wrote: »

Your son is the local drug kingpin, think scarface only much more psychotic

Actually if he has a sister that wont end well........

One up the wrote: »

here he was this evening asking his sister to slap his base!!!!:mad::mad:

I bleedin told you!!!! :cool:

One up the

jugger0 wrote: »

Your son is a homosexual.

How dare you!

Iron Hide

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IT hardly means hes maturbating?? as in pulling his plum??? :mad: im raging wait till i get the fecker in the morning, here he was this evening asking his sister to slap his base!!!!:mad::mad:

Yep he's Bashing the Bishop, Spanking the Monkey, Polishing the Rocket, Rigging the Longboat etc etc...

MrStuffins

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IT hardly means hes maturbating?? as in pulling his plum??? :mad: im raging wait till i get the fecker in the morning, here he was this evening asking his sister to slap his base!!!!:mad::mad:

Dude, thos eUrban Dictionary articles are written by teenagers so when their parents Google things like this, their parents think they're doing something as innocent as asking their sister to **** them off!

Check with a doctor ti see if there's been any damage to the part of the brain they call "Shatner's Bassoon". if so, it's definitely cake he's been taking!

One up the

Iron Hide wrote: »

Yep he's Bashing the Bishop, Spanking the Monkey, Polishing the Rocket, Rigging the Longboat etc etc...

I should get the Karcher out and wash your potty mouth out!

MrStuffins

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How dare you!

Something wrong with being homosexual, Concerned Dad?

One up the

MrStuffins wrote: »

Dude, thos eUrban Dictionary articles are written by teenagers so when their parents Google things like this, their parents think they're doing something as innocent as asking their sister to **** them off!

Check with a doctor ti see if there's been any damage to the part of the brain they call "Shatner's Bassoon". if so, it's definitely cake he's been taking!

Is cake a drug??

Iron Hide

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I should get the Karcher out and wash your potty mouth out!

If i were you i'd put the Karcher to better use on your youngfellas hands, what with his Slappin' the Bass antics....

Kojak

Will Concerned Dad be able to sleep tonight after all the "good" information he has gotten on here?

One up the

MrStuffins wrote: »

Something wrong with being homosexual, Concerned Dad?

No nothing but my son isnt a fairyboy im sure of it like hes obviously has intrest in girls even though it might be his sister which is a good sign, and before you say it i have nothing against homosexuals i employ them all the time and chat to them all the time

MrStuffins

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Is cake a drug??

Does The Pope enable and protect child rapists?

face1990

One up the wrote: »

Is cake a drug??

One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fcuking disgrace.

MrStuffins

One up the wrote: »

No nothing but my son isnt a fairyboy im sure of it like hes obviously has intrest in girls even though it might be his sister which is a good sign, and before you say it i have nothing against homosexuals i employ them all the time and chat to them all the time

Well then it's your fault your son is a poofter! You obviously caught the ghey from these homesexuals you're chatting to and gave it to him!

One up the

MrStuffins wrote: »

Does The Pope enable and protect child rapists?

I dont agree with your pope comment but i think you mean to say cake is some sort of drug? is it a head shop drug? i think it must be because i havent heard of it before

GLaDOS

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Is cake a drug??

The cake is a lie

Iron Hide

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No nothing but my son isnt a fairyboy im sure of it like hes obviously has intrest in girls even though it might be his sister which is a good sign, and before you say it i have nothing against homosexuals i employ them all the time and chat to them all the time

Uh oh......

partyatmygaff

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MrStuffins wrote: »

Does The Pope enable and protect child rapists?

I dont agree with your pope comment but i think you mean to say cake is some sort of drug? is it a head shop drug? i think it must be because i havent heard of it before

It's available in all good head shops or so one hears.

MrStuffins

face1990 wrote: »

One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fcuking disgrace.

One girl even threw up her own pelvic bone!

stupidfishy

"Fairyboy"? Reeeally...?

Anyway, your biggest problem here is that the movie he's quoting is sh!te

Iron Hide

MrStuffins wrote: »

One girl even threw up her own pelvic bone!

I heard tell of a young lad on cake who removed his own lungs and played them like bagpipes!

nicechick!

One up the wrote: »

No nothing but my son isnt a fairyboy im sure of it like hes obviously has intrest in girls even though it might be his sister which is a good sign, and before you say it i have nothing against homosexuals i employ them all the time and chat to them all the time

I'm beginning to feel sorry for your son :mad:

randylonghorn

One up the wrote: »

I should get the Karcher out and wash your potty mouth out!

Should probably have a go at your own (mouth!) while you're at it ...

One up the wrote: »

Only rubbing out hell be doing is his cock with his hands in a shower full of murderers and rapists

MrStuffins

stupidfishy wrote: »

"Fairyboy"? Reeeally...?

Anyway, your biggest problem here is that the movie he's quoting is sh!te

Now now, let's not fill this thread with silly comments!

GLaDOS

stupidfishy wrote: »

Anyway, your biggest problem here is that the movie he's quoting is sh!te

However if it leads him to listening to Rush, all is well

One up the

Why would you feel sorry Im just trying to steer him clear of drugs and sex? anyway thanks for the advice guys il ask the staff about cake in the morning, night all xx

k.p.h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZRAvsZf1g

face1990

What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain that deals with time perception. So a second feels like a month. It almost sounds like fun, unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.

Iron Hide

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Why would you feel sorry Im just trying to steer him clear of drugs and sex? anyway thanks for the advice guys il ask the staff about cake in the morning, night all xx

Hmmmm what concerned father who is convinced his son isn't gay, signs off a post with xx?

nicechick!

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Why would you feel sorry Im just trying to steer him clear of drugs and sex? anyway thanks for the advice guys il ask the staff about cake in the morning, night all xx

I meant in reference to your comments related to homosexuality

Chuck Stone

Your son's a muthafuckin pimp dog.

Base (crack cocaine) is how he be keepin his bitches on a tight leash yo.

S'all in the game yo.

One up the

I have nothing against gays or lesbiens though?? im just saying my son isnt a gay boy is all, and i always sign off texts messagings with an x lol

Godsentme

yer wastin' a good nights sleep here.:D


Why don't you just ask the lil bollix in the morning??

nicechick!

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I have nothing against gays or lesbiens though?? im just saying my son isnt a gay boy is all, and i always sign off texts messagings with an x lol

What exactly is a ''gay boy''?

MrStuffins

nicechick! wrote: »

What exactly is a ''gay boy''?

It's a boy whose gay?