Awful Song Lyrics

John Doe1

Here is a couple of examples:

If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

Elton John Your Song'

"Leaving was never my proud"

R.E.M Leaving New York'

Canard

Yesterday was thursday
Today it is friday
Tomorrow is saturday
And sunday comes afterwards.

keano_afc

The lyrics of Paddy Casey's Saints and Sinners sound like they've been written by a child.

Anyone can be a star.
Just get in your car
You can go and be a star.

Point also for Snow Patrol who seem to put Whoa-oh oh into a song when they cant think of a lyric.

Console

That song from a decade ago (or what ever)

"...I'm horny,
horny, horny, horny,
so horny, im horny horny horny toooooonight...."

Seriously like?

Sykk

James Blunt - Beautiful

She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

Okay he says he has a plan. Then he doesn't tell us what the plan is. Then he kills himself. Great plan.

landsleaving

I feel bad for mentioning Lizzy in this thread, but they've earned it:

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town"




I'm guessing it's in the jail.

--Kaiser--

Worst song lyrics ever below

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)

Azureus

That piece of toast line in the Desiree song always makes me laugh! :L Such an irritating track.
'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble...so you dont confuse them with mountains' Shakira. WTF?
Also, 'serious as cancer..rhythm is a dancer'. Mmm ok?

dr.bollocko

Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

New low.

cocoshovel

That useless shítty "today I dont feel like doing anything" song or whatever the F*CK its called. I want to snap the persons neck and smash their face in whoever thought up of those lyrics.

FatherLen

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven.





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Teutorix

landsleaving wrote: »

I feel bad for mentioning Lizzy in this thread, but they've earned it:

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town"




I'm guessing it's in the jail.

It was originally supposed to be about jailbait but they had to change it.

neil_hosey

slowly walkin down the hall,
faster than a cannonball

The_Kew_Tour

"I ain't never seen
An ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"

--Eminem's 'Ass Like That'

Ledger

I love it when you call,
but you never call at all.




the feeling, ladies and gentlemen.:rolleyes:

Liam Byrne

"I knew I loved you before I met you" from some crappy boy"band" or other.....

The_Kew_Tour

"I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer". by snap

wtf?

LeeHoffmann

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin ba-ad

landsleaving

Azureus wrote: »

That piece of toast line in the Desiree song always makes me laugh! :L Such an irritating track.
'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble...so you dont confuse them with mountains' Shakira. WTF?
Also, 'serious as cancer..rhythm is a dancer'. Mmm ok?

Shakira is fantastic for bad lyrics:

"I'm starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office"

JerryHandbag

Travis - Sing

But if you sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing,
For the love you bring won't mean a thing,
Unless you sing, sing, sing, sing.

Lyrics that really made me go away and ponder the universe :pac:

jonnyfingers

All the single ladies, all the single ladies.

All the single ladies, all the single ladies.

Repeat for 3 minutes with a few uh-uh-ohs thrown in.

FatherLen

miss you like a child misses its blanket.


sucks to be you right now.

John Doe1

FatherLen wrote: »

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven.





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Blasphemy

jonnyfingers

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Apanachi

Any song lyrics from Bell X1

im invisible

keano_afc wrote: »

The lyrics of Paddy Casey's Saints and Sinners sound like they've been written by a child.

Anyone can be a star.
Just get in your car
You can go and be a star.

reminds me of this:

put the message in the box
put the box into the car
drive the car around the world
'till you get hurt

dilallio

Don't forget this gem ...

Amelia - Big Big Girl (in a big big blouse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6iBzQXOjPw

FetchTheGin

It's not fair and I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean.

:rolleyes:

Dangerous Man

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want /
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want /
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

I wanna huh, I wanna huh, I wanna huh, I wanna huh /
I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig-a.

Worst of all time.

Latchy

This by a Dean Friedman and some female back in the 80s ...



Him - '' I may not be all that bright but I know how to hold you tight and you can thank your lucky stars that we're not as smart as we like to think we are ''

Her -'' and you can thank your lucky stars that we're not as smart as we like to think we are ''

Him again - ''and you can thank your lucky stars that we're not as smart as we like to think we are ''

Both ...together :eek: ''and you can thank your lucky stars that we're not as smart as we like to think we are ''

The voice on the pair of them ...has to be in the top 10 of worst record/lyrics of all time :rolleyes:

booboo88

ooooh pizza hut oh pizza hut, mcdonalds mcdonalds. lets eat to the beat...
or something like that.....

anything played by oldies n irish

biko

Worst and best at the same time

"oh, you touch my tralala, mmm... my ding ding dong. la la la la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la. Oh, you touch my tralala la la la la la la la, la la la la la la. ..."

Chuck Stone

I got my head shaped
by a trombone chair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk&ob=av2e

silly

"do you ever feel like a plastic bag"


Eh, no love, can't say that I do!

foxyboxer

Oasis - Little James. Awful. Juvenile. Pretentious ****e.

little james
we're all the same
always seem to look to us
we weren't meant to be grown ups
thank you for your smile
You make it all worth while
to us

live for your toys
even though they make noise
have you ever played with plasticine
even tried a trampoline :pac:
thank you for your smile
you make it all worthwhile
to us

i'm singing this song
for you and yer mom
and that's all
it wont be long,
before everyone is gone

sailed out to sea
yer mom you and me
you swam the oceans like a child
life around us was so wild
thank you for your smile
you make it all worth while
to us

i'm singing this song
for you and yer mum
and that's all
it wont be long
before everyone is gone

ElleEm

Tiny Tempah
"I lead a very very very wild lifestyle, Heidi and Audrina eat your heart out".

That is all!

Dangerous Man

Then there's this gem from Mr Chuck Berry:

I want to play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling /
I want to play with my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling.

Funnily enough - it was his only No.1

jprboy

Apanachi wrote: »

Any song lyrics from Bell X1

+1
That one about the plane coming in to land and the X-Ray machine was on constantly after our first daughter was born. We gradually grew to despise it. I then developed a fear that she might like it.

Yesterday we were having lunch and a song came on the radio. She looked across the table at me with a big smile and announced with real feeling: "I like that song!!!".

The good news is that it was Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Good taste for a 2.5 year old. Atttttagirl !!!

Sykk

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

LOL

foxyboxer

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:mad:

B0X

"As Sure As Kilimanjaro Rises Like Olympus Above The Serengeti" - Toto Africa.

I can only imagine when they were writing the song it was like "Hmm, Kilimanjaro is a mountain... I know! We can say it's like another mountain! Genius!"

Wattle

'You're about as easy as a nuclear war'. Duran Duran.

J. Marston

biko wrote: »

Worst and best at the same time

"oh, you touch my tralala, mmm... my ding ding dong. la la la la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la. Oh, you touch my tralala la la la la la la la, la la la la la la. ..."

Ha, brilliant. I completely forgot about that song (probably for the best....) but what a hilarious video .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

edit: Yeah, that's probably NSFW.

JerryHandbag

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I got my head shaped
by a trombone chair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk&ob=av2e

I always thought it was "..by a Jumbo jet"

saa

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

Shakira "Whenever, Wherever"

Eviledna

That goddamn Jar of Hearts song by Christina Perri.

You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul...

Seriously. Sounds like she made it up in the bath ffs.

foxyboxer

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones

Coldpaly Fix You

charlemont

Wicked women puttin period blood in stew
Don't that make the stew witches brew?

Method Man's verse on Raw Hide by Ol' Dirty Bastard.

cosanostra

Oh ee oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

mrsdewinter

'What if God was one of us? ...
*blah blah blah*
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Cept for the pope maybe in Rome...'

Kill me. Kill me now.

kfallon

"I hope I'm old before I die
I hope I live to see the day
The pope gets high"

More awful lyrics from Robbie Williams :rolleyes: