If i won 7 millionish in the lotto I'd....

JimmyChew

Pay off all the family's mortgages, put a 40 or 50 grand away for each of the kids. buy a Audi Q7 a nice house and go on holiday for a year, just coming back for a few days here and there to check in.

What would you do?

Dennis the Stone

There are like fifty of these threads.

Paulor94

buy lots of bacon

pebbles21

There a like 7 millionish of these threads!

cson

Take it all out in €50 notes, fill a room with them and sleep in it.

PseudoFamous

Buy a computer and a car. Put the rest away, get on with my life. I'd like it to be a fallback, not my entire life.

neil_hosey

gold house and a rocket car

epgc3fyqirnbsx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1GOCCaiWA

Stinicker

Coke off a Hookers Arse FTW!

EarlERizer

I'd put a fiver to it and clear my debts!

deirdre_dub

Give it to the IMF.

I mean, they are going to get it anyway... :rolleyes:

Duddy

250k to each sibling = 1 million
100k for each nephew/niece = 400k
The most for my ma for looking after me:D = 600k

= 2 million

Buy a house and car and put the rest in the bank, live off the interest.

Mayo Exile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Kum8OUTuk

Stinicker

deirdre_dub wrote: »

Give it to the IMF.

I mean, they are going to get it anyway... :rolleyes:

I suggest you Google Switzerland and Banks.

Yakult

I'd leave this country right away, move to Amsterdam with 4-5 friends and party hard every ****ing night.

ontheditch2

Mother €500k
Father €500k
Brothers €150k each =€450k
€500k for other family future members
House €1.5million
€300k to 3 GAA clubs close to my heart, €100k each.
Apartment in South France €400k
Apartment in New York €1million
€500k on a few race horse and training fees for a year
€1million to buy a pub somewhere

Saila

buy a warehouse, buy 3millions worth of sweets [penny sweet kind] empty them into half the warehouse. Get a punter or many [one at a time], and get them to count the sweets as they bring them to the empty side.

In the middle though there will be many podiums/windows of screaming hot women and general stuff which would make you think wtf if you passed by it.

give 1m to the person who guesses the right answer, he earned it!
if he gets it wrong even by one sweet he leaves with nothing

no women allowed to enter!

sexist competition is sexist

:eek:

im invisible

If i won 7 mil on the lotto, id stick it all on the euromillions plus, quickpick


or plane to Vegas, stick it all on black.

jakobgallagher

Pay somebody to kick Bertie Ahern in the bollocks......................really hard

Stinicker

jakobgallagher wrote: »

Pay somebody to kick Bertie Ahern in the bollocks......................really hard

From behind and then make a huge 10 X 10 Photo of it so you could show it to everybody. It would be great!

mufcboy1999

look after the family and a few friends

• move to tailand for good
• buy exec box at old trafford
• buy a house in LA
• apartment in New york

never come back to this shi*hole:D

puzzle factory

id have all the people in my little black book slaughtered

jakobgallagher

I could film it, buy rte and then show it after every show instead of advertisements

fonecrusher1

I'd pay a few hundred people to clap & cheer as i breakdance in the street. Every single day for a few years. Yeah EVERY SINGLE DAY.:mad:

Also i'd pay a private detective to follow another private detective around. Private detective 2 would be following the other one. An unending game of cat & mouse. Utterly pointless but its my money.

I'd build a robotic unicorn to be the ultimate cop. A cop that never eats or sleeps & never gets tired & has 4 legs. UNICOP 309.

Kojak

I'd fund Luke Ming Flanagan's run for the Presidency...

orourkeda

mufcboy1999 wrote: »

look after the family and a few friends

• move to tailand for good
• buy exec box at old trafford
• buy a house in LA
• apartment in New york

never come back to this shi*hole:D

What has you paying money into that sh*thole?

orourkeda

I'd hire a high class hooker to fellate me.

I'd lodge the money. Take out about €10k and have a big holiday to consider how the money should be spent

Overheal

pay half of it back to the state in taxes :mad:

Chuck Stone

I'd buy boards and ban these threads.

im invisible

1, Buy up unsold houses in ghost estate
2, ?????
3, ?????????
4, PROFIT

Fart

im invisible wrote: »

1, Buy up unsold houses in ghost estate
2, ?????
3, ?????????
4, PROFIT

That's something quite similar as to what the banks and investors were thinking as they were building them.

im invisible

y'see, the thing is, i know im missing some pretty vital steps along the way

The Scientician

Buy everyone who thanked a post of mine a pint (or a ginger ale if they're teetotalers).

BluesBerry

I'd buy one of those steam mops on the infomercial :)

Napper Hawkins

I'd burn it.

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.:cool:

tfitzgerald

I'd buy everyone in the atheist forum a bible but don't tell them I said that it has to be our secret:D;)

purpleblaa

Fake my own death and take off somewhere sunny!

id buy boards and ban anyone who starts any more of these bloody threads

7ofBrian

Id buy 69,999,970 tenpenny bags and a bottle of Cadet

JerryHandbag

Buy my own secluded residence and about a dozen pitbulls

augustus gloop

TBH and shallow....
i would buy some big ass ball of cocaine, and spend alot of time in the company of high class call girls....
after a surprisingly short space of time the drugs would create depression and the hookers fake love would cause self loathing and upon reaching a crossroads in my life, i would carry out aid work in africa.

everyone thinks the lotto would enhance your life... 90% of the time it is a bad thing long term

BBDBB

:rolleyes: I didnt do any of those things when I won

Richard Hillman

If i won 7 million i wouldnt tell anyone how i didnt have to give them money. I'd buy my own gaff and tell people im selling drugs to feed my lavish lifestyle of fast cars, fast women and fast food. Im not close to my family so they wouldnt have a clue and I'd probably get new friends as well.

OneArt

What use is money is you can't buy a pineapple-replicating machine?

Cee-Jay-Cee

Overheal wrote: »

pay half of it back to the state in taxes :mad:

The lotto is tax free (here in Ireland)

I'd head off to dublin with a bag of 50euro notes and burn them one by one in front of Roma beggars around the city centre. I'd give all the irish beggars €150 to get mad drunk on whiskey and beer!

Ledger

ontheditch2 wrote: »

Mother €500k
Father €500k
Brothers €150k each =€450k
€500k for other family future members
House €1.5million
€300k to 3 GAA clubs close to my heart, €100k each.
Apartment in South France €400k
Apartment in New York €1million
€500k on a few race horse and training fees for a year
€1million to buy a pub somewhere

Baaaaaaaaaaaad idea!!!!:eek:

Lord Nikon

I would buy a yacht, park it up in Monte Carlo, and host really private poker games, invitation only. Then when it got really popular among all the jetsetters, i would invite all the guys who play James Bond to attent, and tell them to wear their best tucks. How cool is that?

Oh, buy some fast cars, hire a personal trainer, eat fruit all day, think of things to buy then buy them, buy fast cars, never ever cook again, hire personal chef to cook me steak everyday. Build a kick ass computer and play battlefield.

Spend 6 million of it to develop a time machine, travel back to 1995 and buy one million postman pats.

Alan b.

send my folks off to galway to wherever they want to retire, buy the two houses and surrounding courtyard and barns that are up the road from me, and the land with the castle ruins on it that over look the court yard and then do the place up, as one big house and raised gardens. buy some luxury cars, kit out a workshop, buy some military vehicles,
buy a business that'll never stop making profit, and just enjoy myself learning skills i will never need as i have enough money to pay somebody else to do stuff for me.

Mr Benevolent

€1m for the parents.
€200k for an apartment in Munich, Prague, Melbourne, Uppsala and Girona (€1m total).
€200k for cars ('01 XKR, '05 M5, '02 Phaeton W12, '05 Ariel Atom)
€2m spread among 10 people

That's €4.2m gone, €2.8m left.
€2.8m invested @ 6% outside the country = €168k per year. Luxury.

That's it.

Jimoslimos

.....open up xe and see what the currency conversion rate is for ish to euro