L O U S E Y !!!

u_c_thesecond

So seen as im not working tomorrow and working all weekend (sob) i decided to have a few drinks tonight:) but as a normal woman i think im superwoman and tend not to eat much before i drink-so ive had 2 slices of bread all day.

4 bottles of cider later i go downstairs for some ice, i get the bagged ice from tesco cos i couldnt be arsed with the whole "make your own ice crap" So as bagged ice goes its all stuck to itself so i try break the ice up by hitting the ice bag off a counter- it makes a loud noise and made no diff to the ice. So as it made such a noise (and i didnt wanna wake my hubby whos in at 7am) i decided to break it off the floor (tiles)

Long story short as i was about to break it off the floor the bag slipped out of my hand and i ended up slamming my fist into the floor tiles

ow ow ****ING OW!

my knuckles are bleeding and im pretty sure ive woken my neighbours with the scream i let out

L O U S E Y !!!

Aoifey!

Um, okay?

jugger0

Cool story bro

Bipolar Joe

C'mere and I'll kiss ye better.

Badgermonkey

Did we share an apartment in Dun Laoghaire about 10yrs ago? :rolleyes:

If so, do you still butter toast with the palm of your hand?

Liam Byrne

LOUSY what ? Spelling ?

squod

Good ride will cure that.

Kanoe

cider has been known to turn your brain cells into fat and fat drunken women has lead to the downfall of Irish society and possibly even caused the recession. ergo it's all your fault.

MrStuffins

Yeah and i'm sure your husband got that black-eye from walking into a door.

Go get your alibi's elsewhere OP!

MungBean

So ya got hammered, punched the floor and screamed the house down after 4 bottles cider. Usually takes me 80 quids worth of whiskey to get to that stage.

hondasam

Lets hope you never really hurt yourself. stop whinging.

El Weirdo

Who's Louise?

LETHAL LADY

She is D.I.S.C.O

easyeason3

Ok, so you don't want to wake your boyfriend so did you drink the four bottles of cider in bed hoping he wouldn't notice?
And unless you are sick I'm fairly sure you had more than two slices of bread to eat all day. Superwoman or not.

Greentopia

That's what ya get for being too lazy to simply fill some ice trays up and stick them in your freezer.
Never understood why people do that. And the manufacturers probably use tap water to make them :pac:
Biggest waste of money ever but hey if you're foolish enough to pay for it what the hell.

Kanoe

my smoke alarm keeps beeping every thirty seconds because the battery needs replacing but instead of doing that I duck taped a pillow to the ceiling.

u_c_thesecond

easyeason3 wrote: »

Ok, so you don't want to wake your boyfriend so did you drink the four bottles of cider in bed hoping he wouldn't notice?
And unless you are sick I'm fairly sure you had more than two slices of bread to eat all day. Superwoman or not.

its just been one of those days where i only got to sit down at 9pm

Samich

Louise?

u_c_thesecond

lads whos louise?

hondasam

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

lads whos louise?

you

De Hipster

Take consolation from the fact that you only smacked your fist into the floor...had you been drunker the logical thing to do may have been to place the ice on your knees & go at it with an ice pick - could've been nasty!

easyeason3

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

its just been one of those days where i only got to sit down at 9pm

Are you a heart or brain surgeon? Did you cure cancer today? Cure Aids?

Unless you did any of the above then the whole ' I didn't get a chance to eat' story doesn't really wash with me.

Sharpshooter

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

ow ow ****ING OW!

my knuckles are bleeding and im pretty sure ive woken my neighbours with the scream i let out

L O U S E Y !!!

Bleeding laptop Batman!...you must lurve AHs .:eek:

It's lousy btw.:D

hondasam

easyeason3 wrote: »

Are you a heart or brain surgeon?

I hope not if she is this clumsy,

hondasam

Hot Lips wrote: »

Bleeding laptop Batman!...you must lurve AHs .:eek:

It's lousy btw.:D

why did you tell her?

Jess16

So you drank cider and then slammed your fist into something? There's a first.

FTGFOP

Greentopia wrote: »

That's what ya get for being too lazy to simply fill some ice trays up and stick them in your freezer.
Never understood why people do that. And the manufacturers probably use tap water to make them :pac:
Biggest waste of money ever but hey if you're foolish enough to pay for it what the hell.

2 kilos of ice for 85 cents. Good deal. Enjoy pissing about with your trays.

I bet you're really mean with ice too, treating them preciously like sugar cubes!

And the manufacturers probably use tap water to make them

This doesn't bother me at all.

Sharpshooter

hondasam wrote: »

why did you tell her?

Cos I'm a nice person.:pac:

Really I am.:eek:

Pherekydes

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

my knuckles are bleeding...

Put ice on them.

hondasam

Hot Lips wrote: »

Cos I'm a nice person.:pac:

Really I am.:eek:

your reputation precedes you, I don't listen to rumours.
good or bad.

FTGFOP

Is this bus thread going to The Cuckoo's Nest? T'would be handy as I left something there.

PseudoFamous

Op, you sound like a classy lady.

Juwwi

Why not just hold the bag up and let it drop to the floor
instead of punching the ice mid air ?.

FTGFOP

Exactly, use the ice's own momentum against itself. That's Judo ice-breaking, right there.

shannon_tek

Wheres the hammer. Sure should have just got the JCB to the ice. pulverised in no time. :pac:

But least your ready

Greentopia

FTGFOP wrote: »

2 kilos of ice for 85 cents. Good deal. Enjoy pissing about with your trays.

Who the hell needs 2 kilos of ice at a time? Maaaybe if you were having a party but that's the only reason I can see for buying bags of frozen water.

FTGFOP wrote: »

I bet you're really mean with ice too, treating them preciously like sugar cubes!

Too bloody right! half a cube each drink. Water doesn't just flow freely from a tap ya know!
oh wait... :pac:

FTGFOP wrote: »

This doesn't bother me at all.

That's what the Nazi's said.

scholar007

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

(and i didnt wanna wake my hubby whos in at 7am)

I didn't want to wake the wife (in at 8:30am) either but I was starvin - You were thirsty and I was hungry - Anyone else out there who may have to wake the other half.....???

PseudoFamous

Greentopia wrote: »

Who the hell needs 2 kilos of ice at a time? Maaaybe if you were having a party but that's the only reason I can see for buying bags of frozen water.

I'm sure someone has a prank that involves mass amounts of ice..

Juwwi

Greentopia wrote: »

Who the hell needs 2 kilos of ice at a time.

Always handy to have incase you injure your hand punching the floor
while binge drinking on cider .

Greentopia

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I'm sure someone has a prank that involves mass amounts of ice..

Something involving a fish, a rubber duck, and a plate of spam I believe. Or was it a rubber dingy? I always get that mixed up...

how exactly would one make an ice crap?

hondasam

Deleted User wrote: »

how exactly would one make an ice crap?

Toilet water.

Greentopia

robbie1977 wrote: »

Always handy to have incase you injure your hand punching the floor
while binge drinking on cider .

I see what you did there.

My first instinct in such matters would be to call an ambulance and be admitted to A&E sirens blaring. Why have a boring minor accident when you can turn it into a full blown emergency?
With any luck you might get your stomach pumped while you're there.

Thursday nights can be so boring when there's nothing on the telly.

DeVore

How is it hard to make ice?? There isnt even a recipe ffs!


DeV.

hondasam

DeVore wrote: »

How is it hard to make ice?? There isnt even a recipe ffs!


DeV.

http://www.home-ice-makers.com/makingice.htm

Read that.

later12

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

i get the bagged ice from tesco cos i couldnt be arsed with the whole "make your own ice crap"

I'm guessing you don't make a whole lot of home cooked food.


























Yes I've been psychic from an early age.

Juwwi

Deleted User wrote: »

how exactly would one make an ice crap?

Get ice in all your drinks while on holiday in Spain.

FTGFOP

DeVore wrote: »

How is it hard to make ice?? There isnt even a recipe ffs!

Greentopia wrote: »

Who the hell needs 2 kilos of ice at a time?...
Nazi's...

I guess I'm just a decadent bastard! Like the Nazis.

smash

Are you louise boat?

Dravokivich

So, did the ice break up for you when it slipped out of the bag?

sensibleken

Liam Byrne wrote: »

LOUSY what ? Spelling ?

I used to know a LOUISEY