Fun pranks to play on your friends

kkdela6 · 08-09-2011 1:59pm #1

We all like to have a little fun at the expense of others every now and again.

Are there any pranks you have played on your friends that you would recommend to others?

One of my favorites is putting butter on the window wipers of a friends car. Then when they go to wipe the window they spread butter all over it. Hilarity ensues. However i would only recommend doing it when it is already raining, therefore they wont turn on their wipers midway during a journey and possibly crash the car. (prank may be done with paint etc. but thats just bad form)

Another simple one is changing your name in their phonebook to the name of their mother/father/girlfriend etc. and send funny texts.

So who'd like to share some of their own mildy amusing pranks. We can even invent some and try them out

RedXIV · 08-09-2011 2:00pm

Oxo cube in the shower head

chin_grin · 08-09-2011 2:01pm

A chilli con carnival?

Tabnabs · 08-09-2011 2:02pm

cling-film over the toilet bowl

actuallylike · 08-09-2011 2:07pm

If someone in the pub goes to the toilet, take their phone (vibratory enabled), wrap it in a condom and put it in their pint. When they come back, ring it!

FatherLen · 08-09-2011 2:08pm

my friend once tried to put out a candle out in a glass by covering the glass with his hand and letting the candle burn out. it wasn't going so well and just as he was about to take his hand away i pushed it down and held it to the glass. he burned his hand really badly

johnnybmac · 08-09-2011 2:08pm

On some phones you can change the language to chinese etc...

Have done this in the pub, very funny

joshrogan · 08-09-2011 2:09pm

Pretend to kill their entire family, but actually do it.

Immaculate Pasta · 08-09-2011 2:12pm

Plant drugs on them

splashthecash · 08-09-2011 2:15pm

Tell them their shoe laces are untied.....even though they actually are tied perfectly fine!! They look down and are all ready to re-tie them then BANG...they realise "hang on a second...they're not untied at all". :eek:

This little jem always cracks me up afterwards....

Bipolar Joe · 08-09-2011 2:16pm

Rape.

stephendevlin · 08-09-2011 2:18pm

Shave thier eyebrows off when sleeping

Mr. Boo · 08-09-2011 2:18pm

Report them to the paedo-finder general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

FinnLizzy · 08-09-2011 2:20pm

If your friend is a smoker, and a scabby one at that, when he asks you for a smoke, roll him up a rollie.

But, put a match head right in the middle. It'll bust into flames and, if you're lucky, burn his fingers!

BOHtox · 08-09-2011 2:22pm

Blast 'em with.............
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nah, I'm better than this.

stephendevlin · 08-09-2011 2:23pm

A prankster was got back at his own game a few years back a couple of lads decided to get him back.

He was looking for work at the time and his mates sent him a letter nicely done up with the companys name / logo all preofessional looking (they knew he applied) and posted it to his house. He got his suit cleaned, new shoes, never went out with the boys that weekend as he had an "interview" on Monday. The lads waited across from the hotel and watched out the window as he entred the hotel for this "interview" poor man the look on his face when the receptionist didnt know what the hell he was talking about. Mates were across the road in stitches.

kkdela6 · 08-09-2011 2:23pm

FinnLizzy wrote: »

If your friend is a smoker, and a scabby one at that, when he asks you for a smoke, roll him up a rollie.

But, put a match head right in the middle. It'll bust into flames and, if you're lucky, burn his fingers!

One of the lads did that to a young one who is always bumming smokes off people, it blew up mid drag and she actually started crying!

My name is URL · 08-09-2011 2:24pm

Put their hand in a bowl of warm water while they're asleep and then piss all over them

mathie · 08-09-2011 2:25pm

johnnybmac wrote: »

On some phones you can change the language to chinese etc...

Have done this in the pub, very funny

Diageo is that you?

fontanalis · 08-09-2011 2:32pm

Next time they're going on holiday fold a piece of tinfoil into the shape of a gun and out it in their carry on luggage. Everyone loves it including security.

cocoshovel · 08-09-2011 2:47pm

Kill their parents.

stephendevlin · 08-09-2011 2:53pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Put their hand in a bowl of warm water while they're asleep and then piss all over them

JEeeesus lol'd hard at that one!

:D:D

mcmoustache · 08-09-2011 3:08pm

If someone at a party gets really, really drunk and passes out, do the following:

Take a really sharp butcher's knife from the kitchen and sharpen it some more. Grab a wooden chopping board while you're there too.

Next grab some tissues and a can of lynx from the bathroom.

Have a look around the living room for some superglue and an over-sized pen lid. Something like a long permanent marker lid. It should be at least 60mm long and 13mm in diameter.

Now, here's what you do and it must be done quickly. Place the sleeping beauty's pinky on the chopping board and bring the knife down in one single chop. The cut should be made about 6mm down from the first joint. Remember to keep the other fingers away from the blade as any cuts on them will ruin the joke.

The next bit is important: Cover the wound in tissue to slow the bleeding. Try not to get any on the floor or on the couch as this will give the joke away. Then using the can of lynx and a lighter from a smoker buddy, remove the tissue and cauterise the wound to prevent any more bleeding.

After the cut, place the pinky in pyrex jar and place it in an oven preheated to 200C for about 15 minutes. Have someone check on it every 5 minutes as you don't want to overcook it. When finished, you can do what you want with it - feed to the dog, make a sandwich, insert cocktail stick etc.

Now get back to your sleeping friend and apply some superglue to the stub. Before it dries, place the marker lid over the stub and make sure that it forms a sealed bond. Leaking blood or pus will give the joke away.

Here's the fun part: When the friend wakes up, he'll find a marker lid glued to his pinky and he won't be able to remove it. He'll accept it and wait till it falls off. Then, and here's the best part, he'll see that he actually has no pinky at all and he'll feel a bit silly for falling asleep and getting pranked. Everyone can have a great laugh then.

For extra hi-jinks, you can trick your friend into eating the finger by removing the meat and putting it in a ham sandwich or breakfast roll.

Roll on April 1st!

wild_cat · 08-09-2011 3:12pm

Set up a profile for them on a gay website using their real number.

If this happens to you get another friend to pretend they are calling from the Gaurds and you are taking action against them for defamation.

Actually don't do this....................................

Icyseanfitz · 08-09-2011 3:12pm

^^^ jesus i never want to meet you (mcmoustache):D

empty someones head and shoulders and fill it up with hand cream

actuallylike · 08-09-2011 3:12pm

Get a load of cream doughnuts, squeeze out the cream and replace with mayonnaise...yummy!

stephendevlin · 08-09-2011 3:14pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Put their hand in a bowl of warm water while they're asleep and then piss all over them

Reminds me of when I used to work in a nightclub. drunken ejits fall asleep at the end of the night on the seats at the back of the club I would always spill beer on thier fronts when I was lifting glasses so when they woke up they thought they'd pissed themselves.

smash · 08-09-2011 3:19pm

Put crushed chillies or paper caps in their cigarettes.
Put salt in the sugar bowl.
wasabi in their toothpaste.
Lemon juice in their milk.
dog food in their mince.

Just a few I can think of.

mcmoustache · 08-09-2011 3:33pm

Icyseanfitz wrote: »

^^^ jesus i never want to meet you (mcmoustache):D

empty someones head and shoulders and fill it up with hand cream

I'm halfway through trying this on on my friend right now and I've run into some difficulty. I emptied his head with a power drill and fork but how do I empty his shoulders?

I don't know why but I'm starting to think that this prank is stupid.

marcsignal · 08-09-2011 4:07pm

Leave a message on a work colleagues desk, asking him to return a call from a woman called Moira Mains , and write the number for masseys funeral home underneath.......

*colleague dials number*

"Hello, could I speak to Moira Mains please?"

.

Celly Smunt · 08-09-2011 4:18pm

tell them they have a missed call from 01 4748900 and ask for a Mr.Ger Raffe.

the_big_shmoke · 08-09-2011 4:25pm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPMZlc-SAJY
i've always wanted to try this!!!!:D

Samich · 08-09-2011 4:26pm

When your friend is sleeping, take out your willy if you have one, lean over and touch the friends nose with your finger, when he wakes up pull away, he'll think you touched him with your willy. hehehehe

CardBordWindow · 08-09-2011 4:27pm

Flick the circuit breaker for the lights of a housemates room so there's no power to the lights. Unscrew the lightswitch.
Disconnect the wires, and twist them together.
Put the lightswitch onto the wall.
Flick the circuit breaker back.

Housemate's room now has it's light on, and they'll be unable to turn it off!

BaZmO* · 08-09-2011 4:29pm

Create a shortcut to a gay porn site on their desktop. Then do a "screen print" of their desktop and apply this picture as their desktop pic. Then remove the shortcut. It will still look like the shortcut is there though.

It's subtle but it works a treat.

abelard · 08-09-2011 4:32pm

Contrasting this to the last pranks thread has taught me one thing;

Prank your friends - do something mildly annoying.

Prank your enemies - get their possessions and put them up your bum.

CardBordWindow · 08-09-2011 4:32pm

BaZmO* wrote: »

Create a shortcut to a gay porn site on their desktop. Then do a "screen print" of their desktop and apply this picture as their desktop pic. Then remove the shortcut. It will still look like the shortcut is there though.

It's subtle but it works a treat.

I've done similar before. I just deleted a few of his regular desktop shortcuts. Just make sure the mouse is not on the screen when you press 'Print Screen' or it ruins the surprise.

AgileMyth · 08-09-2011 5:05pm

pmcmahon wrote: »

tell them they have a missed call from 01 4748900 and ask for a Mr.Ger Raffe.

Or Lee Murrs.

LighterGuy · 08-09-2011 5:05pm

Get someones phone.
Rename your contact name with Meteor / vodafone (whatever) then send them a text saying their phone is about to be closed for breaching their service ringing illegal numbers, yadda yadda yadda, call 1905 (etc) if you have any questions.

Works everytime.
I know

misterdeeds · 08-09-2011 5:11pm

Blackcurrant in the water tank in the attic lodsa fun for a few days ha

:):)

marcsignal · 08-09-2011 5:16pm

misterdeeds wrote: »

Blackcurrant in the water tank in the attic lodsa fun for a few days ha
:):)

On my last day of school, before the Leaving Cert (1984) 'someone' dumped a tin of red powdered paint into the main water tank on the roof.
Flushing the jacks was like something out of the exorcist, for about a week

Sauve · 08-09-2011 5:19pm

Obviously never did this - it may even be an urban legend...

Take the tub of butter out of their fridge. Remove the butter. Take a dump in the tub. Smush it down into the tub so it fills about halfway.
Melt the butter and pour it back into the tub so it looks untouched once it hardens.
Sit and wait.

gcgirl · 08-09-2011 5:21pm

pmcmahon wrote: »

tell them they have a missed call from 01 4748900 and ask for a Mr.Ger Raffe.

Or ask for Dee Lyons

youtube! · 08-09-2011 5:22pm

FinnLizzy wrote: »

If your friend is a smoker, and a scabby one at that, when he asks you for a smoke, roll him up a rollie.

But, put a match head right in the middle. It'll bust into flames and, if you're lucky, burn his fingers!

Ha ha class,gonna use that one!

darragh16 · 08-09-2011 5:24pm

Go around their house and paint all their lightbulbs black so when they turn the lights on it goes darker and they bump into things...

the_big_shmoke · 08-09-2011 5:24pm

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

Obviously never did this - it may even be an urban legend...

Take the tub of butter out of their fridge. Remove the butter. Take a dump in the tub. Smush it down into the tub so it fills about halfway.
Melt the butter and pour it back into the tub so it looks untouched once it hardens.
Sit and wait.

ARGH!!!

saintsaltynuts · 08-09-2011 5:29pm

If your friend comes home from the pub with a few pints on him then passes out place a Mars Bar between the cheeks of their bum.So when they wake up the next morning they'll think they shat themselves works everytime.

Celly Smunt · 08-09-2011 5:33pm

saintsaltynuts wrote: »

If your friend comes home from the pub with a few pints on him then passes out place a Mars Bar between the cheeks of their bum.So when they wake up the next morning they'll think they shat themselves works everytime.

it's better to leave a condom hanging between their cheeks and see if they're man enough to admit what happened.

saintsaltynuts · 08-09-2011 5:41pm

pmcmahon wrote: »

it's better to leave a condom hanging between their cheeks and see if they're man enough to admit what happened.[/QU Thats devious,twisted and brilliant.My type of prank thanks!

Oscars Well. · 08-09-2011 6:04pm

Best Prank ever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWhYa2hikSI

Nekro Man · 08-09-2011 6:06pm

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

Obviously never did this - it may even be an urban legend...

Take the tub of butter out of their fridge. Remove the butter. Take a dump in the tub. Smush it down into the tub so it fills about halfway.
Melt the butter and pour it back into the tub so it looks untouched once it hardens.
Sit and wait.

Butter Poo

Nuff said

Fun pranks to play on your friends

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