Bertie's 60th Birthday party this weekend - party game suggestions?

scholar007

Instead of pass the parcel, how about pass the buck?

SomeFool

scholar007 wrote: »

Instead of pass the parcel, how about pass the buck?

Pin the tail on the Jackass.

chin_grin

Drink everytime he says "eh"! Wasted.

Ghandee

Instead of pin the tail on the donkey, they could have pin the blame on some other poor cnut.

bijapos

Celebrity Deathmatch.

with Jedward.

cosmicfart

Pin the fúcking donkey

The Saint

SomeFool wrote: »

Pin the tail on the Jackass.

Pin the tail on his face...with a shotgun.

drunkmonkey

Maybe a few rounds of Monopoly to get the party started.

hondasam

Who we talking about ? name sounds familiar.

fontanalis

Put some mney on the gee gees!

foxyboxer

2 Bertie threads? Leave poor Bertie alone :(:(

theparish

Truth or dare,no wait that would be too much one sided.

Captain_Generic

Punch the face

Sunnyisland

A few games of russian roulette accompanied by westlife greatest hits.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_roulette

120_Minutes

chin_grin wrote: »

Drink everytime he says "eh"! Wasted.

You can expand on this, gathering up his best accountant mates, bertie takes out a wad of cash and places it on the first ones head, it remains there till he says ehhh or it falls off. Then everyone drinks and the wad is placed on the next one.

And that's how you play "the money was just resting on my account(ant)"

LeeHoffmann

Manhunt

scholar007

foxyboxer wrote: »

2 Bertie threads? Leave poor Bertie alone :(:(

C'mon with his birthday this weekend and he having a big bash in Croker (even though he is not paying for it himself - Oh well nothing new there then) - It's just too easy!

LeeHoffmann

Leave poor Bertie alone

he having a big bash in Croker even though he is not paying for it himself

Ahhhh poor Bertie.... times are tough, sure he doesn't even have a bank account

Ulysses Gaze

LeeHoffmann wrote: »

Ahhhh poor Bertie.... times are tough, sure he doesn't even have a bank account

Ahh sure he's a lovely man! A man of de peeple. A simple soul who likes watching de Dubs, Man Yoo and a drinking an' oul pint of Bass*.

Sure yiz all wouldn't be begrudgin' him dat!







*Enough, in itself, to warrant psychiatric treatment

brendansmith

realies wrote: »

A few games of russian roulette accompanied by westlife greatest hits.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_roulette

Ahhhhhhhh so thats what russian roulette is!!! ;);)
Could have been here all night trying to figure out what it was.

RomanGod

scholar007 wrote: »

Instead of pass the parcel, how about pass the buck?

I see what you did there

RomanGod

The Saint wrote: »

Pin the tail on his face...with a shotgun.

Strong username to post content hypocrisy

donalacarey

Scene from Madmax comes to mind!!

Thunderdome! One twat enter one twat leaves!

Need to pick another equally annoying twat to pit him against though....

policarp

Snakes and grabbers. . .


Or maybe Monopoly, Playing with his money,(our money really),
and keep playing 'till he ends up in jail. . .

up for anything

Hangman.

sunflower27

Blind Man's Bluff

Pompey Magnus

How about a Bertie edition of Monopoly, it is like the original except nobody has any money, property doesn't get sold and the banker is exempt from jail?

galwayrush

foxyboxer wrote: »

2 Bertie threads? Leave poor Bertie a loan :(:(

Fixed that for ys, but don't expect it to be paid back...

Pride Fighter

He gave some very good advice in 2006 to Morgan Kelly and other economists. He should take his own advice.

smash

Musical chairs:
Will you be the lucky one to get a job as a government consultant even though you know sweet fcuk all about anything?

Scavenger Hunt:
Find the pot of gold... if you can manage to follow Berties paper trail that is.

Spin The Bottle:
Land on Bertie and get a free bailout.

Hide and seek:
hint - Bertie's in the cupboard.

The Saint

RomanGod wrote: »

Strong username to post content hypocrisy

Um, huh?

Sanjuro

Hangman.

Man being Bertie.

20260622

Invite Facekicker along, I'm sure he could provide some kicking entertainment...

Chairman Meow

Pin the tail on the wormy cocksucker who helped ruin the country's economy

Plazaman

Hide & Seek & Blast with etc etc.

Rookster

Go away and commit suicide.

waffleman

blanket party - open invite
Bertie pinata - prizes include lies, dig outs and free rides in his Merc
the bumps - except he gets 90,000 kicks in the hole for each year

the hoor should be dragged round croker by his feet while everyone eggs him

Firefox11

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Maybe a few rounds of Monopoly to get the party started.

No Good. You may be sure he has a stack of get out of Jail Free Cards hidden away in his pocket.

bernardo mac

Mary "Hen" O' Rourke was on PK Show again pleading that Bertie loves his daughters and he should be spared the "denigratory" remarks on his special day.OK she's included too as a recipient of the Bertie Buckets of "pigswill" I have filled with the bile,vomit,spleen juice,gunge,diarrhoea that the very mention of his blackened name produces in natives of the land once ruled and still being ruined by the vile Bass lover.Those whose lives were destroyed by Bertie love their daughters too,Mary dear.:mad: Buckets enroute to Croke Park.:D

Snakeblood

I just want an enterprising photographer to take pictures of whoever goes to the thing so I can know who to hate for the next couple of years.

mconigol

Pass the brown envelope parcel?

Guill

scholar007 wrote: »

Instead of pass the parcel, how about pass the buck?

Pin the charges on Bertie.

Very hard game.

ilovesleep

For he's a thieving knacker,
For he's a thieving knacker,
For he's a thieving knacker,
So say all of us.

Rookster

mconigol wrote: »

Pass the brown envelope parcel?

LOL

mconigol

Or how about an Irish Piñata?

That's where instead of a stick they use a hurley, the Piñata is actually the birthday boy and instead of sweets it's packed full of ****e.

Fair enough reward for most of his buddies I'd say...as well as for the man himself.

ronan45

Jesus when i heard he was renting out croker (i mean the tax payer) i thought it was a joke!
He has a NECK, if I was him I would be locked up in my house and getting my birthday goods delivered to my side gate by Tesco Online.

My present..........

http://www.vikingdirect.ie/a/pb/Envelopes/Brown-Business-Envelopes/Office-Depot-Self-Seal-Manilla-Envelopes-Plain-C4-90gsm-Box-250/pr=QD9&id=2078337/



Office Depot Self Seal Brown Envelopes - Plain C4 - 90gsm - Box 250
Secure and practical Brown for everyday use
Peel'n'seal closure for the time-poor employee. 90gsm brown won't break open and gives your mail (SWAG)) the increased security you need

Royal Dub

A Huge cake with Anders Brevik inside

Happy Birthday f*ck head

mfceiling

Pass the envelope...whoever gets to open it will find 25 grand in it...then here's the clever part...they have to deny all knowledge of ever receiving the envelope or the money...

mconigol

mfceiling wrote: »

Pass the envelope...whoever gets to open it will find 25 grand in it...then here's the clever part...they have to deny all knowledge of ever receiving the envelope or the money...

What envelope?





















Can I play?

DanGerMus

Hangman...

Wertz

Bobbing for apples piranha