What's your best features?

The King of Moo

You. Yes, you. What do you like most about yourself?
Either personality-wise, physically or both. Let's keep it to the positive stuff.

Myself:

Personality: Easy-going, don't get too worried or stressed, empathetic, able to see other's point-of-view, and a free thinker, don't get caught up into doing things just because, or "because I'm supposed to because I'm a fella/Irish/the king etc."

Physically: My head, which is of a shape that allows me to shave my hair and look passable, and my eyes which I think are nice and big and have the charming ability to appear either green or blue depending on the light. The rest of me is just a generic male body™.

Tell us what's so great about you, let's get some positivity flowing!

(And yes, I know it should be "What are...!!")

Temptamperu

Personality: im a bit of a bad mooded ****, i would prefer to read than hang out with friends and i take **** the wrong way all the time.

Physically: I like my eyes... they all be blue and deep and shít.

Bipolar Joe

I can grow a fantastic beard.

abouttobebanned

I have an average sized, but very attractive looking willy.

Chuck Stone

I love the way my back has a hunch and my right eye looks all droopy.

mattjack

I,ve an excellent looking neck...

MeganM

You can hardly notice the sex change.

mattjack

MeganM wrote: »

You can hardly notice the sex change.

thats what you think..

stupidusername

physically, my arse i suppose.

personality, i've no idea.

Breadcrusts

Camel toe. End of.

mattjack

I've nice skin...it covers all of me..

candy-gal1

Physically - Boobs, legs and eyes (both i think and ive been told)




Personality - no idea really, maybe that i dont go out of my way to hurt people or something like that

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

physically, my arse i suppose.

Me too

arybvtcw0eolkf

Physically, my height & build.

Saila

my 7" cock

WhiteRussian

Face and build - male.

stupidusername

Deleted User wrote: »

Me too

you suppose my arse too? cool, thanks.

mattjack

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Physically - Boobs, legs and eyes (both i think and ive been told)




Personality - no idea really, maybe that i dont go out of my way to hurt people or something like that

at the end of the night I would say anything to you

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

you suppose my arse too? cool, thanks.

No I meant I think my arse too

arybvtcw0eolkf

Personality (I was forgetting this one)..

I'm very caring (IMO), however I've been told I can be quick tempered & stubborn. But I don't think this is accurate, I just don't suffer fools easily.

stupidusername

Deleted User wrote: »

No I meant I think my arse too

fulhamfanincork

I know how to use an iron.

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

Turn that frown upside down

aoife_bennett

Physically: the boobies. I'm very proud of my babies.

Personality: I'm one funny bird.

stupidusername

Deleted User wrote: »

Turn that frown upside down

okay

mattjack

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

I know how to use an iron.

hold on..how could an iron be one of your best features ? :eek:

flutterflye

I guess I like my shape and teeny waist.

I like that I'm not completely unintelligent.

fulhamfanincork

mattjack wrote: »

hold on..how could an iron be one of your best features ? :eek:

I've got nothing going personality wise or in physical appearance, all I've got is household chores. I pride myself on my ability to them.

Think of Golm from Lord of the Rings and then multiply it by 100

mattjack

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

I've got nothing going personality wise or in physical appearance, all I've got is household chores. I pride myself on my ability to them.

Think of Golm from Lord of the Rings and then multiply it by 100

you're Mary Harney ..

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

okay

haha excellent! You got me

Eve_Dublin

I've nice lips.

I don't mind making a fool of myself anytime, anywhere.

Greentopia

Physically: big blue/grey eyes, love ma boobs, very soft skin (every guy I've gone out with has told me I have really soft skin)
and I love that I never get fat even though I adore chocolate and cake

Personality: I think I'm a kind soul and I'm a good listener. I'm open minded to new ideas, and quite a sensitive individual. My friend tells me I like to see the best in people so yeah, that I guess.

orourkeda

aoife_bennett wrote: »

Physically: the boobies. I'm very proud of my babies.

Personality: I'm one funny bird.

Its all about your best features

aoife_bennett

orourkeda wrote: »

Its all about your best features

They ARE my best features. If you'd seen them you'd agree.

mattjack

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I've nice lips.

I don't mind making a fool of myself anytime, anywhere.

come to my tent...I,ll send a camel..

Kylo Ren

Features - I'm portable, built in 3G and have a 9mp camera.

Nulty

Gracelyn Steep Rule wrote: »

Personality (I was forgetting this one)..

I'm very caring (IMO), however I've been told I can be quick tempered & stubborn. But I don't think this is accurate, I just don't suffer fools easily.

I don't know how people like you can live with yourselves..

AnamGlas

Physical: I have a huge smile

Personality: I try to be nice

Voodoomelon

I can fix pretty much anything physical; mechanical, electrical etc given enough time. However i tend to curse a lot in the process.

The King of Moo

Voodoomelon wrote: »

I can fix pretty much anything physical; mechanical, electrical etc given enough time. However i tend to curse a lot in the process.

Chief O'Brien, is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G839zf2F6eY

gargleblaster

Body wise: my shape/figure/curves or whatever. From my shoulders to my hips/arse. That general area.

Personality wise: I'm honest and loyal

Contessa Raven

Physically: My lips, eyes, legs and boobs.

Personality: My imagination and my sense of humour.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Physically : eyes

Personality : the inability to give to much of a sh1te about anything

VenusPlays

Physically : v big blue eyes, pouty lips and great boobs. I love my freckles too though not everyone would.

Personality : I am easy going, a great listener, and will always help a friend in need

Offalygal1

Physical: suppose my upper body, ie curves between my shoulders and knees

Personality wise.......eh ain't got a clue!!

The King of Moo

Offalygal1 wrote: »

Physical: suppose my upper body, ie curves between my shoulders and knees

Personality wise.......eh ain't got a clue!!

Keep on posting in AH, we'll suss ya out and give you a detailed psychological profile of yourself

Offalygal1

The King of Moo wrote: »

Keep on posting in AH, we'll suss ya out and give you a detailed psychological profile of yourself

Aww..thanks!:D Didn't think after hours peeps were so kind

The King of Moo

Offalygal1 wrote: »

Aww..thanks!:D Didn't think after hours peeps were so kind

We hide it well but under our tough begrudging outer hides, but we're all soft sensitive souls underneath .

I mean there's only one thread about prostitutes, one about porn, and only one about beating people on the first page at the moment, that's pretty good for AH

WinstonOno

The King of Moo wrote: »

You. Yes, you. What do you like most about yourself?
Either personality-wise, physically or both. Let's keep it to the positive stuff.

Myself:

Personality: Easy-going, don't get too worried or stressed, empathetic, able to see other's point-of-view, and a free thinker, don't get caught up into doing things just because, or "because I'm supposed to because I'm a fella/Irish/the king etc."

Physically: My head, which is of a shape that allows me to shave my hair and look passable, and my eyes which I think are nice and big and have the charming ability to appear either green or blue depending on the light. The rest of me is just a generic male body™.

Tell us what's so great about you, let's get some positivity flowing!

(And yes, I know it should be "What are...!!")

you forgot modesty! my best features are

physically - my shoelaces
personality - my ability to laugh at all my jokes

The King of Moo

WinstonOno wrote: »

you forgot modesty!

Well I am just focussing on the positive, though I am aware of my flaws .

I think I've a healthy and realistic sense of ego overall.

What person with the words "The King" in their username wouldn't? :pac:

loalae

Physically: I've got a pretty face and great boobs. I've never been told so but I trust my own judgement. Also, I'm not fat - hurrah!

Personality: Eh, well I get on well with people (as long as they're not arseholes).