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  • 01-09-2011 3:09pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭


    Id love a couple of ciggies, a bottle of b and a bit of head, what would ya like?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    To know what a bottle of b is please


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    A billion no catch wishes redeemable at any time.

    Or a showjumping cow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 845 ✭✭✭yupyup7up


    bag of cans and catch Mila Kunis in a naked headlock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    a nap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    Bacon sambo




    /Drools


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a curry and a hand job


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    Jess16 wrote: »
    To know what a bottle of b is please

    beer, buckfast, etc. not picky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,699 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Lots!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Can of coke,bag of chips,some oral and a bar of galaxy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    orourkeda wrote: »
    a curry and a hand job

    Some special fried rice with that?



    I'm basing this comment that you actually know what it is.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭stacexD


    a zebra!
    I'd settle for 50 notes and a bottle of voddy though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 504 ✭✭✭LostGirly


    F*ck! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Some special fried rice with that?



    I'm basing this comment that you actually know what it is.

    Yes I know what rice is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Yes I know what rice is

    Well yeah.............but I meant the "other" meaning. Akin to a blue waffle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Fish and chips, can of coke, portion of curry sauce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    A big soapy titwank!

    Failing that I'd like to get a treble up on Saturday with the 3 I have earmarked!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    A day off, with few lines, few beers and sunshine. ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Kirsten Stewart on my lad with a bottle of Guinness Foreign Extra.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ArtyC wrote: »
    A day off, with few lines, few beers and sunshine. ..

    You been misbehavin' in school again Arty? :rolleyes:

    :P


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    deep tissue massage


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    deep tissue massage

    Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    A good poo.
    Constipation's a killer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Ghandee wrote: »
    A good poo.
    Constipation's a killer.

    Weetabix ;)
    Keeps me as regular as a Kennedy funeral


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    A box of equadorian magic mushrooms 12 beers and a bag of weed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    World Peace, An end to poverty, starvation and disease


    and a big bag of chips :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,082 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Full set of teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭merengueca


    a hug:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    A belly rub


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    A belly rub

    /rubs his belly....
    I hope that's your tail thats started to poke out? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I'm just waiting until this thread gets to 69 posts. Then I'll lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    chin_grin wrote: »
    I'm just waiting until this thread gets to 69 posts. Then I'll lol.

    You must be giddy with excitement


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    You must be giddy with excitement

    I'm working it up to a frenzy as I type.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Tickets to Electric Picnic I'd love €300


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    xzanti wrote: »
    Tickets to Electric Picnic

    i could get you those for 300 squids if ya want?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    Someone to cook my dinner for me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭Artur Foden


    would love a copy of deus ex right about now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭hbert


    winning ticket for the euromillions. id accept a winning ticket for the irish lotto too though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Fit wife


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    Appletini please, easy on the tini


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    i could get you those for 300 squids if ya want?
    Changed ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    xzanti wrote: »
    Tickets to Electric Picnic I'd love €300


    lol:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I want my ability to drink and eat whatever I want without my insides turning on me, stupid old age. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    orourkeda wrote: »
    a curry and a hand job

    Jaysus that could get dangerous if any slipped.

    It burns!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Jaysus that could get dangerous if any slipped.

    It burns!!


    Well guys, dont know how ye got on but 2 out of 3 for myself aint bad, anyone got any smokes:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭few cans?


    few cans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    walkies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    A pint of London Pride.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    A snuggle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    One of those Spanish legs of pork.
    And some Portuguese Green Wine (vino verdes).


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