Have you ever vomited on someone?

Raiser

Well? Have you ever hosed some poor unfortunate with a gallon of stinking vegetable soup Inbetweeners style on a night out? Tell me - I won't tell anyone else - I promise......!!!

Closest I came to covering someone in vomit was indirectly, was in a crowded room at a 21st Party and saw a Girl right in front of me heaving, going goggle-eyed and filling her big Hamster cheeks with litres of vomit with exit time cruelly not on her side..... I quickly elbow-tapped a Friend, spinning him slightly so he was then conveniently stood between the sprayer and myself - He got showered completely in speckled puke from chin to shoes and I was saved - not a splatter

- It all seemed to happen in slow motion and my relief afterward was huge, it was like a near accident where some poor unfortunate then has to demonstrate what almost happened to you! - in the mayhem he never knew the full story either :cool:

Hurricane-Dean

Never on someone but have once on myself in a taxi, either vomit on a €5 dunnes stores t-shirt or in his car for €90. I chose wisely :pac:

Cill Dara Abu

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

Never on someone but have once on myself in a taxi, either vomit on a €5 dunnes stores t-shirt or in his car for €90. I chose wisely :pac:

Out the window cost: €0

bigbudda

Yup.....

Many moons ago...on the 7 to work after a heavy night on the beer. Sitting downstairs at the back seat, and the bus was so bandy and bumpy...i knew it was gonna happen before i could do anything...

But instead of directing downwards, i let loose all over some well dressed 20-somthing girl sitting opp me....she looked like she was on her way into a job interveiw or somthing, heels, suit, the works. Well i was so embarssed I legged it off the bus and ran to hide, called my mammy and she brought me home!

Aw, poor 18 year old me.

Hurricane-Dean

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Out the window cost: €0

That's why I got sick, he wouldn't let me open the windows and blasted the heat!!

Raiser

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

That's why I got sick, he wouldn't let me open the windows and blasted the heat!!

Vomit fetishist - That + the €90 he was trying to get out of poor pukey you

- Fair play to ya anyway for heading out on the beer for the night in a Dunne's T Shirt covered in self-vomit.....

Carter P Fly

When I was in my late teens I downed a shoulder of huzzar in one cos I was so awesome and was shifting this young one called kerin and then just vomited all over her lap. I then passed out and woke many hours later in my front garden.

True story, good times.

Beggared

I knew a lad that vomited out his bedroom window one night only to be woken up the next morning as an ambulance carted his mother away after she slipped on the puke while going to hang out the washing.

CardBordWindow

Got sick in my own bed after too many sambucas, and then tossed and turned in my sleep. Badly needed a shower in the morning!

Hurricane-Dean

Raiser wrote: »

Vomit fetishist - That + the €90 he was trying to get out of poor pukey you

- Fair play to ya anyway for heading out on the beer for the night in a Dunne's T Shirt covered in self-vomit.....

Some one has to do it

honeymonster

A friend of mine went sky diving in oz. He's terrified of heights so it was a big deal for him. He and a full irish breakfast and headed off to the jump.

The nerves started to kick in when he arrived at the sky diving registration. He got his instructions and jumped in the plane. We he got inside the instructor strapped himself to his back.

He jumped out of the plane but his nerves got the better off him and he puked. But because they were in free fall the puke when back up in the air and covered your mans face. Unlucky

NothingMan

Was barely 18. Had just been dumped and was out to get more pissed than I had ever been. Starter off the day at a gig where my mates band were playing. I only drank Bulmers at the time (I've grown up since) but as Guinness was on special I was chasing Guinness with Bulmers. After the gig we hit up a pub where I was still on Bulmers but knocking them back with shots of whiskey, tequila and whatever the sadistic barman that obviously took no pity on a heart broken young man decided to give me.

Anyway, after more alcohol than I had ever had and probably had since, I was on the bus home with some friends when an acquaintance, not a very attractive female by even the lowest of standards, thought it was time to get in there so sat on my lap on the bus. Well, all that liquid had to go somewhere, and without any warning I erupted a cocktail of Guinness, Cider, carrot chunks and who knows what spirits all over the lap of this poor girl. Now I do blame my excesses, but I'm sure this unfortunate looking thing on my lap didn't help either.

Da Shins Kelly

Vomited on my friend's arm and all over a table surrounded by various Europeans in a bar in Berlin before passing out in the toilets and having these German girls attempting to call an ambulance for me against my friend's will. Fairly class, it was.

elaney

A long time ago now. Was out in a club and had one or two too many. Boyfriend was driving. Began to feel ill so decided to roll down the window of the car. His two friends were in the back at the time and had the window down also. Lets just say i still cannot look them in the eye.

GavRedKing

On the way to college on a Friday morning after a heavy, heavy Thursday night session, the bus was full and I was standing close to the door, felt ok until about 5 minutes in to the journey the stomach started doing cart wheels.

Thought I could keep it down until I got to the next stop, nope, as the bus pulled up to the stop I puked a bit into my hands and alot of it splattered all over the jacket of a young guy standing in front me.

Sopent the next few minutes getting sick at that bus stop before trekking home.

telekon

Puked on a youngish couple's feet during the fireworks on New Year's Eve 1999. Welcome to the Millenium bitches!

leviathon

I got vomitted on..well sort of if that counts.

Met up with a bunch of my mates, but I was driving so on the dry. One of my mates had been out since I'd say the night before and was mouldy drunk, never seen anyone in so bad a state.

Anyway he barfed up into an empty pint glass, and everywhere else around it as well. Bad enough but then about 20 seconds after doing this in his utterly billoxed state he reached for the pint and proceeded to lift it towards his lips to knock it back,oblivious to the fact he'd just filled it himself with his own stomach contents. My instinct of course was to grab it off him to prevent this horror and of course the glass slipped and tipped it's contents all over me.

I still feel like puking to this day thinking about it.

Eve_Dublin

Went to see the Manic Street Preachers in The Point maybe 14 years ago in my teens and as I was a young rapscallion, I'd had about 5 cans of Lindon Village 8% (do they still sell that?) and needed the loo. Was waiting in the queue and suddenly felt rather unwell when all of a sudden, I projectile vomited all over everyone in the queue. It's fair to say they weren't happy.

I must've looked some state that night but surprisingly, I managed to get the shift from some unsuspecting cuilche later...

Ah! Teenage years in Ireland. Some craic.

Mr. Manager

Not vomit but I did spit on a black mans shoe by accident. Waiting at the lights at the Spire when I decided now was a good time to spit.... Just as he was stepping out.

He went mad at me calling me a filthy racist

Tar.Aldarion

I'm the receiver

jay-me

I was knacker drinking with some friends years ago and one of them was being a douche belching in my face over and over again after drinking beer. So I had finally had enough and downed a bottle in one and went to belch on him, so a bit of a belch came out and ended in me puking on him lol

GAAman

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I'm the receiver

Thats what she said :pac:

Archeron

At the early bar in Slatterys in Capel street, Friday morning after a 12 hour night shift, started chatting to a nurse at the bar. Totally lost track of what time it was, and started lashing back straight whiskey, which I dont normally drink.

After about 5 of these, my stomach turned, and a huge amount of vomit came up my throat and filled my mouth so I looked like a blowfish. She sits in front of me and asks if I'm okay, at which point I put my hand up to cover my mouth to try and stop it spraying out. Instead of stopping it, all that achieved was to turn the single large spray into 5 smaller sprays which all went in different directions. One straight over her, one into a crowd of people beside me, and one all over the till. What a horrible morning that was.

W123-80's

About 12 years ago. Myself and a few lads on an all day messy session. We were novices at the time in terms of all day drinking. All 18/19/20 ish.

Anyway, we do the day and get messy drunk. On the way up to the night club, myself and one of the lads decide it would be nice to pit stop for a quick joint.
One of the girls who had joined us had her fathers brand new 1999 Fiat Punto, a nice shiney red one.
What better spot for a joint we figured. We manage to convince her to give us the keys and head for the car park.
He skins up and I fall asleep. Mate proceeds to smoke the joint on his own and decides 40 winks are also in order.
Whilst both of us are asleep in the car, I puke all over my mate. His shoulder, jacket, all down his side and of course all over the back seat of the shiny new Punto.

Long story short.

Panic ensues when the girls emerge from the night club. Vomit all over the shop. They Drop my mate home who is none the wiser as to what is going on and doesn't realise he has been puked on.
Manage to get the car cleaned up and I am dropped home.

I call up to my mate the next day, he is sitting rather sheepishly in his front room, sick and confused.
His mum had bawled him out of it that morning for destroying his clothes with vomit. He could remember feck all.

I broke it to him that it was actually my vomit all over his clothes...
Ah to be 18 again..!!!:pac: Fun Times.

TLDR: I Puked all over my mate and he thought he had puked on himself.

ziedth

On my 18th birthday I was on a mad one. Usual of people buying ya shots so by the time I hit the club I was hammered. Got talking to this girl I fancied the arse off all the way through school and somehow managed to get off with her.

Mid-way through a mate spots us and gives me a poke in the stomach and with about half a second warning I managed to pull my face back and proceeded to exorcist level puke down her top mostly into her cleavage.

Not my proudest moment.

harry21

I did once... kinda. On the way home in a taxi one night about 8-9 years ago I felt awful. You know when your so drunk you can't even pay attention to anything....

Well I knew I was going to burst, but we were on a dual carriageway. I mentioned it to mt friend (a girl) and she handed me her handbag!!!!

Always felt fairly bad about that....:D

Plazaman

On a stag night we had several quick pints the got into the back of a friends car (don't worry he was sober) to go to the main bar about 8 miles away on bumpy back roads. Needless to say the chunder threatened but as I was beside the window, I thought no problem. As the cheeks were filling I was rolling down window but it had a child lock on it and they only rolled down half way. The bounce rate back into the car was incredible covering all in the back seat. Car had to be turned for all to go home and change and car cleaned, strangely I was not collected later to go out again.

Temptamperu

When i was about 18 I was playing a drinking game with cards and vodka... both of which im not very good at i was pissed drunk and i was talking to my girlfriend at the time when all of a sudden i vomed all over her, i stood up to run to the bathroom but new i wasnt going to make it so went to the front door and vomed again all over my mates porch.

Good times :cool:

Snakeblood

About 10 years ago, I was walking around Tramco in rathmines looking for my friends. I had a whiskey and coke in my hand, about half finished. I walk past this guy and he bends over, and pukes in my glass. He didn't hold it or me, to steady himself, it was just serendipity that I happened to be there at that exact moment to receive what he had to give.

I followed him and said 'HEY YOU GOT SICK IN MY DRINK' and he gave cash for another one.

Then I went to the barman with my drink and said 'THAT GUY JUST GOT SICK IN MY DRINK' and got another one.

I'm not nice, but I am thrifty.

flutterflye

I once vomited in someones mouth.
Classy.

Captain Darling

flutterflye wrote: »

I once vomited in someones mouth.
Classy.

You cant really 'print' for vomit, can you?

orourkeda

I puked on a hookers fanny and hoovered it off last night

flutterflye

Captain Darling wrote: »

You cant really 'print' for vomit, can you?

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Catxscotch

When I was about 14 this guy was naggin me for a kiss, but I refused and told him the girl beside me fancied him so he should kiss her instead.
Well thank f*ck for that..He proceeded to shift the face off her,and than about 10 seconds later actually vomited INTO HER MOUTH. Didnt even have the brains to pull away first... Man He hasn't pulled a bird since!!!

dirtypanties

leviathon wrote: »

I got vomitted on..well sort of if that counts.

Met up with a bunch of my mates, but I was driving so on the dry. One of my mates had been out since I'd say the night before and was mouldy drunk, never seen anyone in so bad a state.

Anyway he barfed up into an empty pint glass, and everywhere else around it as well. Bad enough but then about 20 seconds after doing this in his utterly billoxed state he reached for the pint and proceeded to lift it towards his lips to knock it back,oblivious to the fact he'd just filled it himself with his own stomach contents. My instinct of course was to grab it off him to prevent this horror and of course the glass slipped and tipped it's contents all over me.

I still feel like puking to this day thinking about it.

HERO!:D

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvMduWKHNpY

billiejosie

About 4 years ago in college, I was out drinking with my friends in a bar. I had just bought a pint of Budweiser when one girl said that we were leavin. So rather than leave the pint, I decided that the smart thing would be to down it using a straw. Bad idea!

I could feel it coming up again seconds later, eugh. My friend saw I wasnt well and came over asking was I ok, I was panicking trying to get her out of the way cause I knew it was coming, but she was concerned and wouldnt move. I ended up projectiling into her face which ran down her clothes.

What makes the story though is that we still went to the next bar and she still scored

starlit

No don't think I have but if I have it would have been when I was a baby or very very sick.

pow wow

I get car sick so over my mum pretty much every family outing up to the age of about 14 when I was old enough to be left at home

Dublinstiofán

I was 16 and at a work doo in town. Free drink all night and after a load of fat frogs i went to the bathroom. Went for a pee and was washing my hands at the sink when a guy from work started washing his hands beside me. Was chatting away to him when suddenly i got sick in my mouth. Tried to run to a cubicle but had to turn towards my colleague and get passed him before i got there. Alas it was too late and just all came up all over him. He was an asshole anyway so probably deserved it!

I was thrown out, work doo over for me!

irelandspurs

Yeah few years ago in swifts in newbridge, some girl puked on me and i puked on her from the smell then ended up boning her in the lord edward in kildare town after,happy days

neil_hosey

i vomited on a fellas back in D2 one night, he looked around.. i said sorry. im fairly sure he thought i spilled beer on him. he just walked off

jaffacakesyum

No but I know a lad who was spending ALL night trying to get stuck into this girl. Eventually looked like they were about to kiss and then she vomits all over him. Brilliant entertainment altogether

Bipolar Joe

I've vomited on two girls I went on to go out with.

Breadcrusts

When I was about 11 I got sick on a teacher...
Idiot wouldn't let me go to the bathroom though so I had to teach her a lesson :P

Ditch

Four words: " Two Girls ~ One Finger " :cool:

Twee.

Ugh, I was vomited on about five years ago by a really good mate of mine. I'll never let her forget it! She was sitting on the stairs in a bar (Doran's in Temple Bar, since gone), and I was standing next to her. She just turned around and was violently ill all over my legs. I was wearing tights. It did not feel good.

The other night I got sick on myself a wee bit as I clambered out of my loft bed to get to the toilet. Didn't make it, and the remainder of vomit went into a commemorative Britney Spears "Femme Fatale Tour" big gulp cup.

HalloweenJack

I've never got sick on anyone.

I threw up on myself before and woke up one morning to find my then GF had got sick all over me in her sleep. Very unpleasant.

Ms. Pingui

A while back group of us were leaving the pub one night and all of us were fairly hammered except my best friends boyfriend, who was driving. He was leaning against the wall just outside the door having a smoke when his gilfriend staggers over and pukes all over his shoes! Needless to say, he was'nt impressed.

The very next weekend the same group of us were leaving the same pub. This time my friend was driving and her boyfriend was pissed. Shes was waiting outside the door when he walks over and vomits all over HER feet... exact same spot and everything!

I wonder why they are no longer a couple....

Superbus

In a coffee shop that shall remain unnamed, despite no prior inkling of any issues, I suddenly felt the onslaught of something violent, so I put down my cappuccino, and made a break for the toilets, signposted as being downstairs. I made it to the door just in time, with the acidic taste rapidly bubbling up my throat. It was at this moment that I made the crushing realisation that to use the toilet one had to input a code printed on the receipt. My receipt was lying on my tray, a flight of stairs away from my current predicament.

With no other option presenting itself, I turned to the corner and chundered, everywhere. Thankfully, the area around the toilet entry was abandoned, so the only person who felt the full force of my discharge was myself. Still and all, the embarrassment of going upstairs to the coffee artist with vomit on my face, clothes and shoes and saying that there was a clean-up necessary downstairs was altogether worse than the vomiting itself.

Then I got on the DART, fell asleep and went 4 stations past my stop. When I eventually got home I went to bed for almost 2 days, only rising to deposit sick in a basin. A delightful way to spend a couple o' days, and I'll cherish the memories forever.

annascott

Yes, on an ex-boyfriend as I got in to bed horribly drunk. He gently helped me to get clean, cleaned himself up, changed the sheets and lovingly told me that it didn't matter...Actually. what was I thinking ending a relationship with such a honey!