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question for non homosexuals

  • 30-08-2011 6:43pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    plain and simple:


    would you jerk a guy off with your bare hands for 50 grand?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Can I wear industrial strength rubber gloves ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    plain and simple:


    would you jerk a guy off for 50 grand?

    I'd jerk off my dad for 50 grand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    plain and simple:


    would you jerk a guy off for 50 grand?

    I would do it for €50


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Little Miss Lady


    Course, when will I get the moola?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Gladly ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    for 50k? I'd suck the mickey offa him


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    depends, is he not a homosexual too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    plain and simple:


    would you jerk a guy off with your bare hands for 50 grand?

    No problem, when shall I call over Gerry?

    *applies lube*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Is this a viral ad for the Lotto?

    Even if it's not, they should put it in a TV ad. It's much more interesting than that girl letting her father do her make up and the other eejits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    hondasam wrote: »
    I would do it for €50
    Course, when will I get the moola?
    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Gladly ;)
    Bambi wrote: »
    for 50k? I'd suck the mickey offa him

    Typical women, do anything for money :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    hondasam wrote: »
    I would do it for €50

    I'm PMing my home address.
    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Ghandee wrote: »
    I'm PMing my home address.
    :pac:

    Make an appointment, I'm busy this week earning holiday money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Why yes, I would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭busyliving


    Yes of course, but I'm sure I'll find someone to do it for €1k, and make €49k for doing nothing ha ha


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    You could live with the shame for 50K?

    It's not even a life changing amount of money. Yea you could buy a nice new car but you'd still have to live with the fact you jerked off some random stranger.

    My answer, not a fúcking hope I'd do it for €50,000


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    plain and simple:


    would you jerk a guy off with your bare hands for 50 grand?

    50 grand? Sure. I can wash my hands in the finest of scented oils and spices.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Why do anything when you can just play Lotto?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    5O grand, Yes Iv no shame.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    I can only dream that one day my personal dignity would be worth more to me than €50k, because right now it sure as hell isn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Why can't homosexuals contribute to this thread, that's discrimination.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    My anal virginity is his for 50 grand :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You could live with the shame for 50K?

    It's not even a life changing amount of money. Yea you could buy a nice new car but you'd still have to live with the fact you jerked off some random stranger.

    My answer, not a fúcking hope I'd do it for €50,000

    They wouldn't be a stranger afterwards.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    non-homosexual people?? :confused:

    you mean straight people? :pac:
    damn hetro's

    and no, my dignity can't be bought for 50k


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    My anal virginity is his for 50 grand :eek:

    your username almost gives me a pain in my boobs :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Everyone has a price. I'd probably do it for less tbh. Handjob, quick five minutes, whos to know?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    hondasam wrote: »
    Typical women, do anything for money :p

    could I get all four...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    I'd never pay that much to **** someone off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    hondasam wrote: »
    They wouldn't be a stranger afterwards.

    They would be if you kept your eyes closed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    YOUR DA!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Yes. Imagine all the effects pedals I could buy for 50K!

    EDIT: Wait, does he have to enjoy it? Do I get the money before or after he lets loose?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Eroticfishcake


    You could live with the shame for 50K?

    It's not even a life changing amount of money. Yea you could buy a nice new car but you'd still have to live with the fact you jerked off some random stranger.

    My answer, not a fúcking hope I'd do it for €50,000

    You are a rubbish rapist :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Is he allowed slap me in the face with it?

    Because that would be a plus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    This thread is retarded, there is very little I wouldn't do for 50k, porno actors have an industry saying "gay for pay".

    I remember thinking I couldn't till I tried it and liked it and have been doing it ever since.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Surely you mean 'non-homosexual males'?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    4leto wrote: »
    This thread is retarded, there is very little I wouldn't do for 50k, porno actors have an industry saying "gay for pay".

    I remember thinking I couldn't till I tried it and liked it and have been doing it ever since.

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Ghandee wrote: »
    :eek:

    That's a first time face, i reckon he is passed it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Little Miss Lady


    4leto wrote: »
    This thread is retarded, there is very little I wouldn't do for 50k, porno actors have an industry saying "gay for pay".

    I remember thinking I couldn't till I tried it and liked it and have been doing it ever since.

    I don't get what you're trying to say..
    You thought you were straight until you saw a few quid then
    did the durty with a few guys for the money and now???

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    You could live with the shame for 50K?

    It's not even a life changing amount of money. Yea you could buy a nice new car but you'd still have to live with the fact you jerked off some random stranger.

    My answer, not a fúcking hope I'd do it for €50,000

    Seriously? It's not like you're letting them butt seks you. Close your eyes and go for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I'm a guy and I jerk myself off for free all the time, wouldn't mind getting paid for it too, I'd be a millionaire in no time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    You could live with the shame for 50K?

    It's not even a life changing amount of money. Yea you could buy a nice new car but you'd still have to live with the fact you jerked off some random stranger.

    My answer, not a fúcking hope I'd do it for €50,000

    What if it was a friend you trusted instead of a stranger?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Seriously €50k for a 5 minute **** who wouldn't do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I'm a guy and I jerk myself off for free all the time, wouldn't mind getting paid for it too, I'd be a millionaire in no time.

    What about debt forgiveness in return for handjobs?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Lachlan Shy StereoType


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    plain and simple:


    would you jerk a guy off with your bare hands for 50 grand?

    I'm female and straight so yes, i might


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Sooopie


    You could live with the shame for 50K?

    It's not even a life changing amount of money. Yea you could buy a nice new car but you'd still have to live with the fact you jerked off some random stranger.

    My answer, not a fúcking hope I'd do it for €50,000


    Frigid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Sooopie


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    What if it was a friend you trusted instead of a stranger?


    now thats icky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Sooopie wrote: »
    now thats icky

    Then you probably won't like my first post in the thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    What about debt forgiveness in return for handjobs?
    That would be a great idea, we call them bankers but we all know they're ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    YES


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Id let him **** me for that


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