An Atheist and a little girl........

Freddie59

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know $hit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


Whether you're a believer or non-believer........it is funny!:)

aaronjumper

I like it. But after hours can be a tough crowd.
Just dont look anyone in the eye.

RichieC

sh*te.

Zillah

Freddie59 wrote: »

...it is funny!:)

No, not really.

Also, an atheist's position is effectively "I don't know shit, and neither do you".

he smiled smugly

Freddie59

Zillah wrote: »

No, not really.

Also, an atheist's position is effectively "I don't know shit, and neither do you".

meeeeeooowww!!!

Chuck Stone

What?

You've started on the sauce early young man.

Mickeroo

Freddie59 wrote: »

A Jehova Witness was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the Jehova Witness. "How about why there is a God and a Heaven or Hell and life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The Jehova Winess, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a God, or a Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know $hit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


Whether you're a believer or non-believer........it is funny!:)

Yeah it's hilarious, I also fixed it so it's actually realistic now too :pac:

flutterflye

That wasn't funny.

westendgirlie

Mickeroo, you missed a bit

GLaDOS

That joke is recycled so many times, making fun of someone else.

wild_cat

If this is your attempt at anti - atheist comedy your going to have to raise your game a bit......

aaronjumper

Tried to warn you Freddie. . .

B_Fanatic

I heard this years ago only it said politician and bank crisis. Someone fixed this up to perform a minute troll.

El Weirdo

I suppose it's better than threads about priests and little boys.

dvpower

This joke is all over the place. I've seen it where the subject is global warming or nuclear power.

It not really a joke per se - just a vehicle to air a predujice. Nice one freddie

Sergeant

And so begins the battle to end all battles; the final confrontation between the obnoxious atheists and the non-questioning religious types.

Tedious.

CiaranMT

Not funny.

RichieC

what's even shi*ter about the joke is you could easy make the man a theist and the joke would be exactly the same.

Yahew

Sergeant wrote: »

And so begins the battle to end all battles; the final confrontation between the obnoxious atheists and the non-questioning religious types.

Tedious.

Yes, and they have their own damn forums for this kinda thing.

Craebear

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Scuid Mhór

disappointing

Freddie59

Sheeesshh lads - it's Friday. Get a grip!!:D

Chuck Stone

Freddie59 wrote: »

Get a grip!!

Of what?

wild_cat

Lets see how the atheist crowd do comedy about religion eh....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYW2xXxFVtU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSc8-LGMdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxsGyljd6B0

aaronjumper

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Of what?

My cock. . .roach problem, do you know any Pest control companys?

Ghost Buster

wild_cat wrote: »

Lets see how some atheists do comedy about religion eh....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYW2xXxFVtU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSc8-LGMdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxsGyljd6B0

FYP

Laisurg

The joke fails a bit to be honest since there's just as much proof that unicorns exist as there is that god exists. :pac:

Bullseye1

It's not fun being the butt of a joke.

fontanalis

ScienceNerd wrote: »

That joke is recycled so many times, making fun of someone else.

It really takes the biscuit form behind when used by people who believe in a virgin birth, and a three personed carpenter amongst other things

Mickeroo

Freddie59 wrote: »

Sheeesshh lads - it's Friday. Get a grip!!:D

Yea yea, if I came across a joke like that where a christian was the butt of the joke the only reason I'd post it on a forum like this is to rile up the christians, especially considering it's not ver funny. So don't act like you're not glad. :rolleyes:

Freddie59

Laisurg wrote: »

The joke fails a bit to be honest since there's just as much proof that unicorns exist as there is that god exists. :pac:

For feck's sake. Are ye REALLY this touchy and paranoid??:D

Freddie59

Mickeroo wrote: »

Yea yea, if I came across a joke like that where a christian was the butt of the joke the only reason I'd post it on a forum like this is to rile up the christians, especially considering it's not ver funny. So don't act like you're not glad. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

c_man

Next day the atheist was named as a paedo by tabloids.

Chuck Stone

http://rlv.zcache.com/son_i_am_disappoint_sticker-p217717094514513567t51b_210.jpg

westendgirlie

Am I in the religion forum now?

GLaDOS

c_man wrote: »

Next day the atheist was named as a paedo by tabloids.

Oddly enough, first time I heard the joke it was a beautiful woman (presumably of consenting age) instead of a 12 year old.

Mickeroo

Freddie59 wrote: »

:rolleyes:

I apologise for the above comment, it's clear now the thread was purely an innocent by product of your lousy sense of humour

Yahew

Jesus the modern atheist is a touchy soul. Lots of jokes about Christians, and fair enough, but a mild joke about an atheist and they are crying into their tofu.

Grow some balls atheists. You dish it out. Learn to take it.

Laisurg

Freddie59 wrote: »

For feck's sake. Are ye REALLY this touchy and paranoid??:D

I just said the joke wasn't very good Not sure how that makes me paranoid though

Dangerous Man

Freddie59 wrote: »

A Jehovah's witness was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "No."

QUOTE=Mickeroo;74047239]Yeah it's hilarious, I also fixed it so it's actually realistic now too :pac:

Now it's realistic.

ed2hands

Freddie59 wrote: »

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know $hit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


Whether you're a believer or non-believer........it is funny!:)

Ahaha:pac:

Brilliant. Nice one Freddie59.

Nice to see some of the athiests on here get some of what they love to dish out.


"Oh, that's not funny at all:mad:"

:pac:

ejmaztec

Yahew wrote: »

Jesus the modern atheist is a touchy soul. Lots of jokes about Christians, and fair enough, but a mild joke about an atheist and they are crying into their tofu.

Grow some balls atheists. You dish it out. Learn to take it.

Adding fuel to the fire there.:eek:

CiaranMT

Yahew wrote: »

Jesus the modern atheist is a touchy soul. Lots of jokes about Christians, and fair enough, but a mild joke about an atheist and they are crying into their tofu.

Grow some balls atheists. You dish it out. Learn to take it.

Yeah, religious socking it to us big bad atheists with a terribly unfunny joke which has been rehashed in various forms and situations before... Ya got us there lads! Hands down.








:pac:

CiaranMT

BTW, tofu is rotten :P

Mickeroo

ed2hands wrote: »

Ahaha:pac:

Brilliant. Nice one Freddie59.

Nice to see some of the athiests on here get some of what they love to dish out.


"Oh, that's not funny at all:mad:"

:pac:

When's the last time someone started a thread specifically to make fun of christians? Frankly I'd be disgusted if they did.

Herb Powell

To be fair, the girl is an annoying, smartass, ****ing idiot-her question had nothing to do with religion

tallaghtmick

Jaysus lads relax its a joke,if the joke was posted like mickeroo's there would be so many thanks and "brilliant joke" "I lol'd" and so forth.

ejmaztec

How do you wind up an atheist?

Very easily if this thread's anything to go by.

The Scientician

I have a joke.

Believer outwits atheist with some irrelevant rhetorical device. Atheist "well you still believe in stupid made up unprovable bullshít that somebody pulled out of their hairy arse a few thousand years ago."

c_man

ejmaztec wrote: »

How do you wind up an atheist?

Put police tape around his house.

Temptamperu

Its quite simple really all the animals have different digestive systems therefore produce different shíts.
Any atheist should be able to tell you that :pac: