How do you deal with a break up?

pushki

Ok, so I got dumped last week. Days of crying, not eating, getting drunk, denial, taking on more work, trying to sleep it off.

So, AHers? how do ye deal with a break up?

(By the way I'm a girl)

Swampy

I have a Kit-kat.

Bipolar Joe

Get drunk, stay drunk.

Harami

I withdrew from everyone for weeks, but I found that it's more healthy to be wtih family and friends during that time than without. Also a lot of comfort food. A lot.

(hide everything that reminds you of them too)

Kiera

I cut all contact and go out and have fun. Easy

pushki

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Get drunk, stay drunk.

i like your way of thinking but i fear i'll just do something stupid if i do that

jokettle

Make up a drinking game to go along with your favourite show. This works best if your favourite show is on tv at least 4 times a day, like scrubs or something that's constantly on repeat. Either that, or something you own the boxset of so you won't run out of programs anytime soon.

3ndahalfof6

i just let them get on with it, breakaway

patwicklow

Forget her and move on loads more fish in the sea get out there..

Joe10000

Best way to get over a woman is to get under another one.

pushki

patwicklow wrote: »

Forget her and move on loads more fish in the sea get out there..

its a him, i'm a girl

stupidusername

have fun. watch funny things, talk to funny people, and do fun things. the best way to start getting over someone is to realise you have a good time without them.

Shreddingblood

pushki wrote: »

(By the way I'm a girl)

You should move on.















So do you come here often?

Taco Corp

Coppers

flutterflye

Put songs on repeat like "It must have been love, but it's over now", "Don't wanna be, all by myself", and "Don't leave me high, don't leave me dry".
After a few weeks, I emerge from my bedroom, and cry everytime I pass somewhere that reminds me of "him".

Sonics2k

Drink Whiskey, listen to Korn on high volume, go out with mates and have fun.

Willbbz

Get lots of cats and never emerge from your home

pushki

Willbbz wrote: »

Get lots of cats and never emerge from your home

ha! i already have 6 cats!!!!!!!

mackg

Willbbz wrote: »

Get lots of cats and never emerge from your home

Beat me to it damn you.

*shakes fist*

mackg

pushki wrote: »

ha! i already have 6 cats!!!!!!!

Your sorted so

jaffacakesyum

pushki wrote: »

ha! i already have 6 cats!!!!!!!

Drink, let your hair get all messy, go out on the town with your 6 cats throwing them and screaming nonsense at passer bys.

Kiera

pushki wrote: »

ha! i already have 6 cats!!!!!!!

All you need now is a shelf and you're sorted for life :P

krudler

lots and lots of nights out with friends.

Arnold Layne

Start off by getting drunk, throw on Blood On The Tracks by Bob Dylan.

This will last a few days.

Then progress to good ol' punk & metal. My preference has always been the Misfits, i.e. Die , Die My Darling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyd8dY8rRtA

After that, go out and get laid. It doesn't matter what he/she looks like, just get laid.

pushki

Kiera wrote: »

All you need now is a shelf and you're sorted for life :P

a shelf?

Kiera

pushki wrote: »

a shelf?

Yup, that you can sit on while smelling of cat wee

mattjack

pushki wrote: »

a shelf?

yep a shelf..all us shelf owners know the truth..

-Kenny-

Despise every part of them forever

patwicklow

pushki wrote: »

its a him, i'm a girl

Oh sorry same applies. bet theres loads of guys out there for you get a new man show him you dont give a feck

7sr2z3fely84g5

You be back together,he get fed up with his current gf then come back to you grovelling,followed by your friends nattering what an arse he was and you shouldn't take him back.

Or stay "friends" with him

Alter-Ego

www.shmittenkitten.com/2011/03/difference-between-sexes.html

I usually get drunk for a few months and try to fcuk anything that walks. Doesn't even have to walk...

inmyday

It depends on a lot of things, but time is the only thing that gets you over an ex.

wild_cat

Last time it happened to me I smoked around 40 a day and partied harder for five months than I ever have in my life. It's like the event turned me manic.

I met him out one of those nights and we are now back together .

One word of advice. Stay away from What do want from me by monaco any music cred you had will go out the window.

Professey Chin

Get miserable, bitter, jealous and live in the gym.
Works pretty well. Dropped nearly 2 stone since the last one :pac:
(Damn I was a fat bollox for a long time. For me anyway.Fine pot belly)

Arnold Layne

Alter-Ego wrote: »

www.shmittenkitten.com/2011/03/difference-between-sexes.html

I usually get drunk for a few months and try to fcuk anything that walks. Doesn't even have to walk...

Like a frog, a snail or a tree. watermelon, slab of bacon? :eek:

PK2008

Call them a thousand times a day until they take out a restraining order.

Then stalk celebrities

The Snipe

Go to a bar with mates, close your eyes, and point! You then sleep with the first person you point at regardless what they look like, sex, etc! Just do it! (and be safe while doing so :P)

Dravokivich

I'd joke with my mates about the things she would of decided to say about me to split from me.

Then when I'm on my lonesome, I'd cry / **** meself to sleep.

rinse and repeat...

Bodhisopha

I spread a rumour about her having a small dick.

Abi

pushki wrote: »

Ok, so I got dumped last week. Days of crying, not eating, getting drunk, denial, taking on more work, trying to sleep it off.

So, AHers? how do ye deal with a break up?

(By the way I'm a girl)

A stolen car, a shovel, and a bag of lime.

Logical Fallacy

I can't think of a single break up that didn't result in me getting hip deep in some chick within 24 hours.

So i guess i tend to use sex to get over them.

pragmatic1

pushki wrote: »

Ok, so I got dumped last week. Days of crying, not eating, getting drunk, denial, taking on more work, trying to sleep it off.

So, AHers? how do ye deal with a break up?

(By the way I'm a girl)

Call over to my house. I'm horny as fook.

Pinklady11

Get drunk, then have wild sex with some random stranger!

Repeat until your ex is a distant memory!

Dravokivich

Pinklady11 wrote: »

Get drunk, then have wild sex with some random stranger!

Repeat until your ex is a distant memory!

*insert random stranger*

CavanCrew

Whatever you do.. DELETE his number.
Betsyouknowitoffbyheart.

patwicklow

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Call over to my house. I'm horny as fook.

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leggo

The usual:

• Text them constantly saying that they've made a mistake and pleading with them to reconsider.
• Cry into a pillow maniacally screaming "THERE'S NO POINT!"
• Looooads of Adele.
• When I'm ready to move on...then I listen to Eamon '**** You' on repeat and yell the lyrics until the neighbours complain.
• Change my status to single.
• More maniacal texts. Each one getting more disturbing...especially since she's not writing back anymore.
• Kill their cat.
• Ride a fat bird to try fill the hole. It never does.
• Then Facebook stalk them until they find someone else and make a list of reasons I'm better than him. To make myself feel better and prove to my friends that I'm so over her. The bitch.

Novella

I just try to focus on any positive in the situation tbh, and keep myself busy.

twirlagig

Time, time and yet more time! Gets easier!

sandra06

every time u miss him think of the worst thing he ever done to you ,or revenge,his lose:D

kowloon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlKaVFqxERk