When should your partner put out ?

MugMugs

This came up in work today so decided to see what you all think

Relationship starts on the 1st date lets say. When should your (not going to be sexist about this) partner be a good partner and put out ?

antodeco

When she's passed out

DjFlin

Once your married.

Latchy

Bank holidays and holy days of obligation .

stupidusername

there shouldn't be any 'shoulds' in life!

whenever is right for both of you.

johnayo

stupidusername wrote: »

there shouldn't be any 'shoulds' in life!

whenever is right for both of you.

+1 on that. Too many set rules does'nt help anything.

stovelid

When she sees something in front of her she actually wants to fuck.

sunflower27

This is weird. Everyone is going to be totally different.

token56

I read this as "When should your partner pull out" expected something completely different

The King of Moo

Whatever day the bins are collected, she should put the rubbish out then.

blodvyn

when she says so, nothing will ever change that unless you've got an abundance of rohipnol (sp)

stupidusername

i'm getting irritated by the amount of american things irish people are adopting, for example this 3rd date rule that seems to have magically made it's way into our collective knowledge, where did this 'generally accepted' idea come from? American tv shows, that's where. try being original.

Mr. Incognito

Duct Tape and Handcuffs ftw!

MugMugs

stupidusername wrote: »

............try being original.

If you're thinking what I'm thinking then we're going to jail !

Logical Fallacy

When I'm horny.

funloving

do people still think there is a set time for this? OMG!!!!!

foxyboxer

If they have just missed and it's a tap in,
your playing partner can putt out...wait wrong forum

cosmicfart

I expect serious sexual activity after the first meal, its goes something like - meet - greet - eat - fúck

Logical Fallacy

cosmicfart wrote: »

I expect serious sexual activity after the first meal, its goes something like - meet - greet - eat - fúck

I'm an old fashioned guy myself, i never buy a girl dinner until we have had sex three or four times.

Frank Black

I don't know, how long does it take the get the old Bord na Mona Firepack going - about 20 minutes or so?

Feeona

I read a book about this once; 'Eats, shoots and leaves' it was called, It went a bit off, topic at one stage when the writer started sh*ting on about; punctuation

smash

Feeona wrote: »

I read a book about this once; 'Eats, shoots and leaves' it was called

Isn't that about Koalas?

Voodoo_rasher

MugMugs wrote: »

This came up in work today so decided to see what you all think

Relationship starts on the 1st date lets say. When should your (not going to be sexist about this) partner be a good partner and put out ?

can you phrase that in another way; what do you mean by 'put out'? thanks

Bipolar Joe

stupidusername wrote: »

i'm getting irritated by the amount of american things irish people are adopting, for example this 3rd date rule that seems to have magically made it's way into our collective knowledge, where did this 'generally accepted' idea come from? American tv shows, that's where. try being original.

It's actually from a book called "The Rules." The woman who wrote it is the most bitter, sour faced bitch I ever did see.

Sex is scary so I put it off for as long as I think I can get away with. I don't mind how long it takes.

hatrickpatrick

Whenever they want?
People who obey social custom about when they "should" do something kinda depress me... We live in a free society, be happy and don't let anyone tell you what to do.

Mr. Presentable

When I'm actually present.........

KTRIC

I wouldn't have any respect for a woman who put out on the first date. Wouldn't stop me giving her one though. Just not marriage material.

MugMugs

Voodoo_rasher wrote: »

can you phrase that in another way; what do you mean by 'put out'? thanks

Roide?

Lash ourofit

Bang

Get jiggy with

To part take in the act of luuurve making

bluto63

I voted never. I would've voted 2nd date, but I didn't like your phrasing. I'd have to be very sour to say bye bye because I didn't get what I wanted on the 2nd date.

I took never to be the atari jaguar of this poll

Feeona

smash wrote: »

Isn't that about Koalas?

No, but now that you remind me there was a section about pandas alright!

Storminateacup

I read the title and instantly becam furious because for some reason I thought it had been written by some asshole male, thinking he was entitled to a blowjob because his wife/girlfriend was on her period and thus wouldn't fück him, and was looking for like minded assholes to agree with him.


Clearly I was wrong but whatever

strobe

Storminateacup wrote: »

I read the title and instantly becam furious because for some reason I thought it had been written by some asshole male, thinking he was entitled to a blowjob because his wife/girlfriend was on her period and thus wouldn't fück him, and was looking for like minded assholes to agree with him.


Clearly I was wrong but whatever

Jesus...what?

funloving

KTRIC wrote: »

I wouldn't have any respect for a woman who put out on the first date. Wouldn't stop me giving her one though. Just not marriage material.

are you for real? :eek:

It wasn't me!

Storminateacup wrote: »

I read the title and instantly becam furious because for some reason I thought it had been written by some asshole male, thinking he was entitled to a blowjob because his wife/girlfriend was on her period and thus wouldn't fück him, and was looking for like minded assholes to agree with him.


Clearly I was wrong but whatever

Clearly you need help with your irrational rage and overactive imagination.

Frank Black

Storminateacup wrote: »

I read the title and instantly becam furious because for some reason I thought it had been written by some asshole male, thinking he was entitled to a blowjob because his wife/girlfriend was on her period and thus wouldn't fück him, and was looking for like minded assholes to agree with him.


Clearly I was wrong but whatever

Yes, clearly.

Liam Byrne

smash wrote: »

Isn't that about Koalas?

Pandas

Storminateacup

Anyway - on topic!

1 - first date = relationship??
Did I miss the memo?

2 - whenever feels right for both parties! Why is date 3 the magic number?? And when it's spontaneous it's better, no?

Storminateacup

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Clearly you need help with your irrational rage and overactive imagination.

Nah, it's fun to throw something slightly controvertial into a thread and watch the thanks whores scramble for best reply lolol

Liam Byrne

Poll seriously needs a "whenever feels right for both parties" option

Voodoo_rasher

MugMugs wrote: »

Roide?

Lash ourofit

Bang

Get jiggy with

To part take in the act of luuurve making

da person meant......................'horizontal action' ; D

Fromthetrees

They usually run when I dance.:(
http://youtu.be/vIEH_KZ-wmI

Koltashe

KTRIC wrote: »

I wouldn't have any respect for a woman who put out on the first date. Wouldn't stop me giving her one though. Just not marriage material.

Thats a classic exampe of Madonna Whore complex! If a girl puts out too quickly she's a whore and if she holds off she's marriage material / madonna. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex

You do realize that a girl can date you for months without putting out yet f*cked everything that moves before she met you? Or that a girl who barely been with anyone before you could fancy you so much and be so turned on by you to actually want to have sex with you right there and then and not want to play games!

My guess is all man have the madonna whore complex to some degree. Though how long it take the girl to put out for you is no indication of her past or who she is...

strobe

Koltashe wrote: »

My guess is all man have the madonna whore complex to some degree.

Your guess is wrong

MugMugs

Can a Mod put an edit onto the poll ?

Something like

"When it feels right (When she says so in other words)" ??

MugMugs

Koltashe wrote: »

Thats a classic exampe of Madonna Whore complex!

Mad Donna isn't a whore ! She's just misunderstood and obliging

Spread

stupidusername wrote: »

i'm getting irritated by the amount of american things irish people are adopting, for example this 3rd date rule that seems to have magically made it's way into our collective knowledge, where did this 'generally accepted' idea come from? American tv shows, that's where. try being original.

In my day you had shagged her everywhichwaybutreal before you finally got the leg over. This of course led to RSI in favourite hand . It's the same the world over .......... except in Arab countries, where you're likely to suffer hand necrosis or, Allah be praised, amputation.

smokedeels

when she turns 17

WindSock

KTRIC wrote: »

I wouldn't have any respect for a woman who put out on the first date. Wouldn't stop me giving her one though. Just not marriage material.

I wouldn't have any respect for a man who shags a woman he has no respect for either :P

Creature

Six hours after the first full moon of the month.

Latchy

When the moon is in Uranus .

Spread

Latchy wrote: »

When the moon is in Uranus .

And it lights up the central chamber of your small intestine?:D