Do you check your toaster for...

py2006

mice and spiders?

I do it all the time now before slotting my bread in there.

I read an article a few years ago where this woman got a funny smell while waiting on her toast!! It turned out a mouse got into her toaster over night!! :eek:

So now, every morning I take a peek to make sure no spiders, flies or mice are in there!! :eek:

Paarse Krokodil

No.

Free meat

Emiko

I always fumigate the toaster before popping my bread in.

You never know.

Chips Ahoy

best thing to do while the toaster is still on is too jab a knife in the toaster a couple times, remember to go good and deep

themadchef

py2006 wrote: »

So now, every morning I take a peek to make sure no spiders, flies or mice are in there!! :eek:

Girl, please be a girl.

I tend to try not to stand on spiders, set bees free, that type of thing. I draw the line at looking for them in me fecking toaster!

py2006

themadchef wrote: »

Girl, please be a girl.

I tend to try not to stand on spiders, set bees free, that type of thing. I draw the line at looking for them in me fecking toaster!

A bloke!! haha! I always save them!!

And I bet you will check next time!!

themadchef

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

remember to go good and deep

Ohhhhhhh Matron!

FatherLen

i have never even considered this to be a possibility

Minstrel27

I don't have a toaster.

Fluorescence

Mice and spiders? In my toaster? Nope. Can't say that's a possibility that has ever occurred to me.

jaykay74

Always check the microwave for cats. I'm almost always disappointed

themadchef

py2006 wrote: »

A bloke!! haha! I always save them!!

And I bet you will check next time!!

No i wont.

Why? Well it's a bit mad isint it.

\ Oh Wow! It's like a big rabbit rock festival

jester77

What type of a hole are people living in that they have to check for mice before toasting a bit of bread :eek:

greenet

ha! That has never ever occurred to me!

Logical Fallacy

Cartoons have led me to believe that a mouse in a toaster can only be hilarious.

newbee22

No, never in a million years would I have considered doing it! Now I'm terrified to check!

FTGFOP

Poor mouse.

cosmicfart

OP, how the fook is a MOUSE going to fit into ur toaster?? u must have a fatmans toaster or something?

py2006

cosmicfart wrote: »

OP, how the fook is a MOUSE going to fit into ur toaster?? u must have a fatmans toaster or something?

Ehhhh, you have seen a mouse before right?

If it can fit in somebody elses toaster it could fit in mine!!

Standard Toaster

Put toast in your mouse traps.

papajimsmooth

I found a dead mouse in the crumb tray of my toaster once, couldnt push the slider down the full way so I tried to fix it and seen the mouse. Dont eat toast very often so I dont know how long it was there

py2006

papajimsmooth wrote: »

I found a dead mouse in the crumb tray of my toaster once, couldnt push the slider down the full way so I tried to fix it and seen the mouse. Dont eat toast very often so I dont know how long it was there

Is this definitive proof that I am not completely feckin mad??

TouchingVirus

cosmicfart wrote: »

OP, how the fook is a MOUSE going to fit into ur toaster?? u must have a fatmans toaster or something?

Ah yes, because it has to be a huge toaster...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QRzAwHqGKo

Standard Toaster

Just clean the feckin crumbs out of your filthy toaster.

cocoshovel

jaykay74 wrote: »

Always check the microwave for cats. I'm almost always disappointed

Putting my friends cat in the microwave used to be one of my favorite pastimes. Unfortunately the cat died of Aids this year.

true story

Karona

It happened to my brothers girlfriend too. She tried putting the slider down and it wouldnt go, so she brought the toaster around to her dad to fix it and he found a mouse in it. :eek:

jaykay74

cocoshovel wrote: »

Putting my friends cat in the microwave used to be one of my favorite pastimes. Unfortunately the cat died of Aids this year.

true story

I ate the cat. ate most things really. Especially getting out of bed in the morning.

Tayla

:eek: I'm so glad I don't eat toast anymore.

Kojak

I always check the toilet in case someone has put a bomb in there...

Aoifey!

I think you've actually put me off toast, and I love toast. Cheers OP

blackbird98

mmmmmm 2 slices of toast with a bit of meat between........yummy

cosmicfart wrote: »

OP, how the fook is a MOUSE going to fit into ur toaster?? u must have a fatmans toaster or something?

You'd be surprised where a mouse can get.......I see mice (usually dead) in fax machines, printers & photocopiers regularly, even wrapped around the drum, where the tones goes!!!

Posy

I have a cat, so my house is definitly mouse free.

(and he's too fat to fit in the microwave, so no worries there..)

cocoshovel

Posy wrote: »

he's too fat to fit in the microwave, so no worries there

Wanna bet?

bpb101

i bleach my toaster every 17.3 minutes.....

na not really im only buzzen with ya , but a boy can dream

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Ditch

Anyone else remember the case where that woman found a decomposed shrew in her white sliced?

Of course, the obvious assumption was that it had got in there during the process. Not so. Turned out it had simply entered her kitchen, very much alive. Then burrowed into the bread and expired in the middle of it! :eek:

borderlinemeath

If you ever have a mouse in the house always check the crumb tray for droppings.

We had a mouse last year who managed to evade traps for about 3 weeks. Opened the crumb tray and there was droppings in it from the mouse going in and eating the crumbs.

CucaFace

I really hope i forget about this post or im going to be paranoid from now on everytime i go and make a piece of toast.

Im feeling sick just thinking about it.

the groutch

py2006 wrote: »

mice and spiders?

I do it all the time now before slotting my bread in there.

I read an article a few years ago where this woman got a funny smell while waiting on her toast!! It turned out a mouse got into her toaster over night!! :eek:

So now, every morning I take a peek to make sure no spiders, flies or mice are in there!! :eek:

this you OP?

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/r-truth-heel.jpg?w=260&h=382

py2006

the groutch wrote: »

this you OP?

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/r-truth-heel.jpg?w=260&h=382

raveni

py2006 wrote: »

mice and spiders?

I do it all the time now before slotting my bread in there.

I read an article a few years ago where this woman got a funny smell while waiting on her toast!! It turned out a mouse got into her toaster over night!! :eek:

So now, every morning I take a peek to make sure no spiders, flies or mice are in there!! :eek:

ಠ_ಠ



I will now.

Spiders? In my toaster?

Samich

I knew what you were gonna say by the thread title as I found a mouse in it before, was dead obviously.

The bread didn't go down all the way anyways so didn't need to check first.

py2006

Wow, so many people think I am 'completely feckin mad'

Latchy

Which reminds me ,I must take the crumbs holder out for a good shake off .

py2006

Latchy wrote: »

Which reminds me ,I must take the crumbs holder out for a good shake off .

hope you aint speaking metaphorically! :eek:

ENMcD

hahaha funny thread
I remember one morning getting up for college at 6 i put down the lever thing on the toaster before putting bread in it which i normally dont do and after 20 seconds a mouse flew up and ran across the counter! I nearly had a feckin heart attack!
To this day I put the lever down first to see if any mouse flies out haha

moonflower

I don't check every time I toast bread, but occasionally I do.

Not found anything weird in the toaster yet though.

Cork Lass

Well thanks a million PY2006............now I'll be unable to enjoy my toast unless I've checked the toaster :eek:. What next, the kettle?

Karona

ENMcD wrote: »

hahaha funny thread
I remember one morning getting up for college at 6 i put down the lever thing on the toaster before putting bread in it which i normally dont do and after 20 seconds a mouse flew up and ran across the counter! I nearly had a feckin heart attack!
To this day I put the lever down first to see if any mouse flies out haha

I hope you bought a new toaster or at least cleaned that one out. :eek:

danslevent

I'm never going to be able to look at my toaster again the same. I almost don't want to look inside of it in case there is something in there and I will be traumatised forever, the sound of the "POP!" will give me panic attacks

Latchy

py2006 wrote: »

hope you aint speaking metaphorically! :eek:

I ran rings around my shrink to

Cork Lass wrote: »

Well thanks a million PY2006............now I'll be unable to enjoy my toast unless I've checked the toaster :eek:. What next, the kettle?

That limescale will kill us all :eek: