First world problems

lazygal

I have loads, but the two most pressing are:

I have so many dresses I don't know when I'll be able to wear them all.

I can't choose where to go on holidays.


What's your first world problem?

stupidusername

i like chips and chocolate and mayonnaise too much.

Sabre0001

YouTube videos buffering / streams breaking up...

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

i like chips and chocolate and mayonnaise too much.

Mixed together ...?

Saila

bords servers going down all the time
and near constant 503 messages :mad:

stovelid

lazygal wrote: »

I can't choose where to go on holidays.

Somewhere far away.

summerskin

I don't know whether to have dinner before I get my flight this evening, or to get it when i get to the hotel.

Is a snack the answer?

chin_grin

Here are f*cktons more.

http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems

iPlop

Wondering if I should take the kids on a second holiday this year is annoying me for a while now.

Saila

lazygal wrote: »

I have so many dresses I don't know when I'll be able to wear them all. cant throw things out/away

fyp

GoldFour4

I've been too lazy to get out of bed all day and my leg is gone dead ...

RichieC

My children keep dying and flies wont stop walking on my eyeballs.

summerskin

I've lost my e-cigarette, should i just buy packet of smokes and be done with it?

wild_cat

The shop had no small blue rizla papers.

Jess16

RichieC wrote: »

My children keep dying and flies wont stop walking on my eyeballs.

Is this supposed to be amusing or are unfunny jokes your first world problem?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I only had a choice of 5 meals in the canteen today

stupidusername

Deleted User wrote: »

Mixed together ...?

hmmmm you may be on to something there......
















euwwww no.

stovelid

Jess16 wrote: »

Is this supposed to be amusing or are unfunny jokes your first world problem?

You've gorta learn to take a joke.

Herb Powell

stovelid wrote: »

You've gorta learn to take a joke.

That one was a bit fuccked to be fair. And I love sick jokes.

Jess16

stovelid wrote: »

You've gorta learn to take a joke.

You've gotta learn to stop laughing at dying children

Glico Man

My laptop battery is at 2% but the charger is downstairs

Irish Guitarist

I dropped The Beatles Anthology book on my toe this morning and had to put a plaster on it (my toe, not the book).

jester77

Where's my pizza, I ordered it 20 mins ago

Kinetic^

Why does SKY HD have to cost so much extra?

RichieC

Jess16 wrote: »

Is this supposed to be amusing or are unfunny jokes your first world problem?

Take it or leave it! :cool:

KungPao

I don't have a Smart Phone.

I don't have Xbox Live because I fear my internet connection may not be up to it.

I only have a FTA box because I didn't have the cash to get a proper freesat box with DVR.

I lay awake at night with a feeling of dread that my favourite FTA channels will change frequencies and I'll have to find the new frequencies on the net and then have to retune 'em.

These problems fill me with despair.

Mickeroo

Jess16 wrote: »

You've gotta learn to stop laughing at dying children

Its called irony.

wild_cat

I forgot I poured out my coffee already and now its gone cold. :mad:

orourkeda

There was some aul one on liveline who had her plane robbed

py2006

After 5 pints should I have a 6th or head out for a meal! Before laying in front of my 50" LCD to watch the footy!

Vinta81

I posted this before :pac:

http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/first-world-problems.jpg

Da Shins Kelly

Wondering if I'm gonna have enough money to get drunk after a gig tomorrow night.

LightningBolt

Which is the safest bank to keep all my money in?

Frank Black

Despite numerous requests, the canteen company in my workplace refuse to chill the salad forks.

Fcuking barbarians!

Oh_Noes

Liveline is over so Mooney is coming on. I left the remote on the coffee table and I'm weighed down by my laptop on my lap.

Not sure which is worse...Mooney or lifting the laptop to get the remote to change the station.

Penny Dreadful

I think that if I buy any more clothes I won't be able to fit them into any of the wardrobes in the house as all 3 bedroom wardrobes are full of my stuff.
I wish the shower in my ensuite bathroom was way more powerful than it is.

dirtypanties

I've just read a thread on another website about a man who itches his hole with cotton buds and than leaves them all over the house with brown stains on them to be found by his wife/children/random visitors..

Constant easy access to the internet is my 1st world problem.

Need to repress the memories of too many gross threads:(

Hank_Jones

Two women love me.
They're both gorgeous and sexy.
My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.

Miss Brightside

http://whitewhine.com/

Einhard

Scart leads!!! :mad::mad::mad:

And being fat.

Trevor451

reddit much?

AnonoBoy

Not enough time to play all the video games I want to because I have a job.

Aoifey!

My phone is dead and I'm after losing yet another charger.

Mickeroo

I was on boards.ie until 3am so I was too tired to go to work.

looky loo

My teabag burst in the cup, and now ive to go a make another cup..:(

Temptamperu

I am tired but my bed is all the way over the other side of the room FML

SV

Squeeze the last of the toothpaste onto the toothbrush..


it falls off.

PandyAndy

I haven't gone to bed yet, was going to go at 3am but started reading that unsolved mysteries thread, and it's now coming up to 6am... Shall I go to bed now or just hold out until tonight?

later12

I think about what my friends would think of me if I cooked them Tesco value burgers instead of Superquinn quality burgers on BBQ night before we have our pre gaming drinks.

I also judge my friends based on whether or not they donate to charity, as I'm sure they do me.

later12

PandyAndy wrote: »

I haven't gone to bed yet, was going to go at 3am but started reading that unsolved mysteries thread, and it's now coming up to 6am... Shall I go to bed now or just hold out until tonight?

in fairness that thread is a.mazing. That one about the D Cooper who hijacked the plane and jumped out over Washington? Couldn't sleep after that one. He totally died btw.

simonmln

Couldn't decide what new guitar i was going to buy. This took up some time, dont worry though, I decided!