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Boring non-silly chatter thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I don't wanna shimmy.

    I wanna jiiiiiiiive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I like to boogie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Start a trend princess.

    Shimmyjivvie dancin. Break it on down at an adult dancing class near you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Do the hustle. Do do do do dododododo doo do do do do dodododooo
    doooooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I see you baby, shaking that coffee cup at me, but sorry, I gave the last of my change to the other lad at the ATM


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Also - it feels like my responsibility to tell you guys that the VENGABOYS are playing in Galway on arthurs day!!!

    Def the place for a tcn beers lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Theres no adult dance classes near me :( I've looked.

    Rang a hotel here once cause I heard they had pole dancing classes. Turned out it wasnt true and the woman on the phone was not happy with my inquiry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I see you baby, shaking that coffee cup at me, but sorry, I gave the last of my change to the other lad at the ATM

    Lmfao. Consider that yoinked and repeated to the next strung out howiya askin for change love.

    Oh baby


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Theres no adult dance classes near me :( I've looked.

    Rang a hotel here once cause I heard they had pole dancing classes. Turned out it wasnt true and the woman on the phone was not happy with my inquiry.

    Waterford right?

    Back for my 19th birthday, we went on an all day session around the city. Bad bobs, the dome, the wacky apple, geoffs, to the off licence, to the park, from the park to that run down shack near where rubys was, and by then I was in such a state that I didn't even notice the half naked chicks dancing on the bar. Ended up in rubys, in a ball, but that's an entirely other story.


    Anyhooo.

    There's this establishment -- that's apparently a well known brothel. It's a "restaurant" and me being the gullible drunken idiot that I was, was easily persuaded to go into this "restaurant" and ask them if they had any available rooms that we could use for a couple of hours (I thought for drinking).

    I came out, with the prices for the entire night, happy out, while everyone else was almost crying with the laughter :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    This one time, i did a special kind of dance in a gay bar. I was fabulous.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Waterford right?

    STALKER

    My friend's grandfather owns that "restaurant"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    This one time, i did a special kind of dance in a gay bar. I was fabulous.

    Video or GTFO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    How about... No


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    How about... No

    How about....I just post it!

    SWITCH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Is he a pervert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Damo?

    Absolutely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    The granddad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    SWITCH

    How about... that local sports team! Whoo! Go team!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Never met him!

    He's probably friends with Damo, same age bracket and all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Yo I really want to get a subway, but they always make me feel extra weird in there, like I asked them if I could take a dump in their salad or something.

    Scoop out the dough part of the roll, cheese, melt it, jalepenos, olives and onion with BBQ sauce.

    Mmmmm.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I asked them if I could take a dump in their salad or something.

    That's not part of the meal deal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Why is it everytime I have to walk past or stand next to a nun i feel like I'm about to combust into a ball of flames


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Why is it everytime I have to walk past or stand next to a nun i feel like I'm about to combust into a ball of flames

    I KNOW THE FEELING!!

    I serve them all the time in work. They can see my soul.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Goodness gracious GREAT NUNS OF FIRE!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I fcuking hate subway, horrible smelly place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I just seen that now ha. Things are great!! The boy is bringing me to Toronto for my birthday, so am excited for that, as this year is the first year I haven't been somewhere outside of Europe in a long long time.

    How are you

    That is a very nice birthday present storm, top marks to the boy :)

    hope you have a wonderful time, when are ye off, you will miss the little lady.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Conflicted on whether or not she can come. Don't want to leave her for that long but i know shell be in good hands, she loves her granddad and he loves her ha.

    Off the end of September. Should be amazing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Also -- Eddie rockets burgers. WTF? I got the veggie burger and it's abnormal in size. Don't get me wrong, I'm not making strange with obscenely large things near my mouth but, dayum sh,it.. I'd eat that in a week, not a meal.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    how long are you going for? you will miss her so much it will kinda spoil your holiday.


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