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Answer a question, then ask one! (v.2)

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    #8312
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes, I was the main star in a 1970's cop show.

    You ever seen it?


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    #8313
    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    psychward wrote: »
    Kojak wrote: »
    A tattoo of Robert Mugabe

    How much would that cost?


    A Trillion Zimbabwean Dollars

    Sar_Bear wrote: »
    Yeah, turns out it was hiding behind the couch.

    What should my next tattoo be?


    Satan riding a surfboard on a stream of lava in Hell


    Have you ever been on TV ?

    yeah, bout 3/4 years ago, 6pm rte news singing britneys womaniser while queuing for her concert.

    should i take more valium?


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    #8314
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Sar_Bear wrote: »
    should i take more valium?

    Yes Ma'am. Also sharing is caring.

    Man bags: yea or nay?


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    #8315
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    NAY

    Beard or clean shaven?


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    #8316
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    Kojak wrote: »
    NAY

    Beard or clean shaven?

    Clean shaven...

    High heels or flats


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    #8317
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    High heels or flats

    Flats.

    Dublin or Cork?


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    #8318
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Flats.

    Dublin or Cork?

    Dublin.

    Do you know the muffin man?


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    #8319
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    Do you know the muffin man?

    No Sir.

    Is he friendly?


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    #8320
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Doubt it - he doubles up as a tax collector

    Ever consider joining the priesthood?


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    #8321
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    Kojak wrote: »
    Doubt it - he doubles up as a tax collector

    Ever consider joining the priesthood?

    Nah.... priests don't like women :o

    Why are you still awake?


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    #8322
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    Why are you still awake?

    Afraid of the dark.

    Zippo or Bic?


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    #8323
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Afraid of the dark.

    Zippo or Bic?

    Is that a pen? Zippo since Bic are shiiiiiite

    Why do we count sheep to help us fall asleep? Why not donkeys or gremlins?


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    #8324
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    Why do we count sheep to help us fall asleep? Why not donkeys or gremlins?

    Sheep are boring whereas thoughts of donkeys and gremlins would cause too much excitement.

    Spooning or back to back?


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    #8325
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Sheep are boring whereas thoughts of donkeys and gremlins would cause too much excitement.

    Spooning or back to back?

    Back to back. I hate being too warm in bed. I need my own space.

    Most ridiculous impulse buy?


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    #8326
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    Most ridiculous impulse buy?

    Surfboard. Can't even swim that well.

    Yours?


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    #8327
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    A cocktail for €50 :rolleyes:

    Do you talk to yourself?


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    #8328
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    A cocktail for €50 :rolleyes:

    Do you talk to yourself?

    It's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation :D
    jammstarr wrote: »
    Surfboard. Can't even swim that well.

    Yours?

    A beanbag on adverts.ie that looked like great value a week before Lidl started selling ones twice the size for less than the price of the second hand one which I also had to buy new beans for which jacked up the crappiness of my deal even more.


    How does baked beans on toast work ? Whenever I try it my bread gets soggy and falls to pieces and I end up just spooning it off my plate. I don't get it!


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    #8329
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    i don't like baked beans so hell if i know.

    how can you make yourself sleep?


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    #8330
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    efb wrote: »
    how can you make yourself sleep?

    Without getting too vulgar you need to tire yourself out somehow.

    Do you like to drive or prefer to be driven?


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    #8331
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    efb wrote: »
    i don't like baked beans so hell if i know.

    how can you make yourself sleep?

    Count gremlins.

    If you could be an animal what would it be?


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    #8332
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    i don't drive, sloth

    is today easter saturday or holy saturday?


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    #8333
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    efb wrote: »
    i don't drive, sloth

    is today easter saturday or holy saturday?

    It's just Saturday.

    Favourite easter egg?


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    #8334
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Cadbury's (the egg)

    why didn't i ask a question?


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    #8335
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    efb wrote: »
    Cadbury's (the egg)

    why didn't i ask a question?

    Because you are either a rebel who doesn't obey the rules or possibly have ADD and ignore the rules

    Why won't anyone explain me to me why Baked beans on toast isn't all it's cracked up to be and if I am doing something wrong which makes the toast soggy ?


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    #8336
    eyeball kid
    Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭eyeball kid


    psychward wrote: »
    Why won't anyone explain me to me why Baked beans on toast isn't all it's cracked up to be and if I am doing something wrong which makes the toast soggy ?

    Because beans are disgusting.

    Who will be the next poster?


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    #8337
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    eyeball kid wrote: »
    Because beans are disgusting.

    Who will be the next poster?

    Me.

    Why is everyone still awake? It's late and I'm old :(


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    #8338
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    Me.

    Why is everyone still awake? It's late and I'm old :(


    I am plotting world domination. The world won't submit to my powerful will all on it's own.

    Why do some people especially the British rave on about baked beans on toast being some kind of institution (like propaganda for the snack) if beans are disgusting ?


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    #8339
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    psychward wrote: »
    I am plotting world domination. The world won't submit to my powerful will all on it's own.

    Why do some people especially the British rave on about baked beans on toast being some kind of institution (like propaganda for the snack) if beans are disgusting ?

    Cos they're crap cooks and think it tastes good?

    What is your favourite snack?


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    #8340
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    Cos they're crap cooks and think it tastes good?

    What is your favourite snack?

    That would have to be a Tayto sandwich between fresh slices of turnover smeared with real butter.

    Do people taste like chicken ?


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    #8341
    tatumkelly
    Registered Users Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    psychward wrote: »
    That would have to be a Tayto sandwich between fresh slices of turnover smeared with real butter.

    Do people taste like chicken ?

    As with any meat the taste will vary depending on what the person consumed as part of their diet. A high-pork diet will result in a "pork" flavour. A high beef diet will result in a taste of veal. An all-fish or vegan diet will produce a completely different taste.

    Should I still get up at 8am for the gym, or have a lie in?


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