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    #7622
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Nope, I bought one yesterday ;)

    Coke or pepsi?


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    #7623
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Leeg17 wrote: »
    Nope, I bought one yesterday ;)

    Coke or pepsi?

    Coke although Pepsi is nice too.

    Ever wear a wifebeater instead of a regular tshirt?


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    #7624
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Coke although Pepsi is nice too.

    Ever wear a wifebeater instead of a regular tshirt?
    I have a few times.

    Ever bought a happy meal just for the toy?


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    #7625
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    LittleNipper wrote: »
    Ever bought a happy meal just for the toy?

    As a child I believe I did.

    What excuse do you use when people call to the door for charity/sponsored walk/selling shit?


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    #7626
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jammstarr wrote: »
    As a child I believe I did.

    What excuse do you use when people call to the door for charity/sponsored walk/selling shit?
    Say i have no money then go in and count my moneh!

    Have you ever used those charity clothes bags as regular bin bags?


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    #7627
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    jammstarr wrote: »
    As a child I believe I did.

    What excuse do you use when people call to the door for charity/sponsored walk/selling shit?

    Hmm, well it would depend on the charity that they are collecting for/doing a sponsored walk for. If it was something I cared about I'd find some change. If they were selling **** I'd just say I had no spare change.

    Are there any charities you are involved in/passionate about?


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    #7628
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,179 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Nina_G wrote: »
    Hmm, well it would depend on the charity that they are collecting for/doing a sponsored walk for. If it was something I cared about I'd find some change. If they were selling **** I'd just say I had no spare change.

    Are there any charities you are involved in/passionate about?

    no

    should everyone that posts in this thread go on a massive bender tomorrow?


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    #7629
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    no

    should everyone that posts in this thread go on a massive bender tomorrow?

    yes :D

    what will we be drinking?


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    #7630
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,179 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Nina_G wrote: »
    yes :D

    what will we be drinking?

    well whatever's in the pub and my homemade whiskey/pooteen ;)

    will you drink my pooteen/homemade whiskey?


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    #7631
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    will you drink my pooteen/homemade whiskey?

    No Sir. I can't handle anything strong.

    Peppermint or spearmint?


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    #7632
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,179 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    jammstarr wrote: »
    No Sir. I can't handle anything strong.

    Peppermint or spearmint?

    SPEARMINT

    what about my homemade beer then?


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    #7633
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Spearmint.

    Are you subscribed to any youtubers?


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    #7634
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Are you subscribed to any youtubers?

    I don't think so.

    Can beggars be choosers?


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    #7635
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I doubt it

    Ever hold an awkward conversation with a nudist?


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    #7636
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    No thankfully

    Ever been caught out in a lie


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    #7637
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Ever been caught out in a lie

    Many times.

    Visa or Mastercard?


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    #7638
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Neither

    Should ireland abandon currency and return to the barter system that worked so well in the 11th century?


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    #7639
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Should ireland abandon currency and return to the barter system that worked so well in the 11th century?

    Only if we also return to wearing the coarse itchy wool pantaloons of yesteryear too.

    Did you ever have to do a slow motion 'Noooooooo!!!' jump in front of a bullet for a loved one?


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    #7640
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Could be worth a shot I suppose. Ah the good ole' days of Bartering!
    :eek::D

    Nope to the bullet thing.


    Wanna visit and fix my power for me?! Pwetty pwease! :) Oven and lights are working fine, alas the power sockets aren't! I can't plug anything in!! :mad: :( Nor the Heaters and I'm flippin' freezing! :( Wish I knew about all this stuff! :(


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    #7641
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    Could be worth a shot I suppose. Ah the good ole' days of Bartering!
    :eek::D

    Nope to the bullet thing.


    Wanna visit and fix my power for me?! Pwetty pwease! :) Oven and lights are working fine, alas the power sockets aren't! I can't plug anything in!! :mad: :( Nor the Heaters and I'm flippin' freezing! :( Wish I knew about all this stuff! :(


    The solution could be as fiendishly simple as paying your esb bill


    Have you ever had a broken nose ?


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    #7642
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yep, but not mine

    Ever compete in a dodgy karaoke competition?


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    #7643
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No but I would like to.


    Do you like Yoga?




    (Ps Psychward: My Lights are working fine! I reckon those would be gone too if it was a Payment issue which it shouldn't be anyway! :p )











    Omggg I'm talking to a Psychward!! :eek::P


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    #7644
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    No but I would like to.


    Do you like Yoga?




    (Ps Psychward: My Lights are working fine! I reckon those would be gone too if it was a Payment issue which it shouldn't be anyway! :p )


    Omggg I'm talking to a Psychward!! :eek::P



    I prefer Yoda ;)


    Are you getting electricity for free ? :eek:


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    #7645
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No I am not gettin' Electricity for free. :rolleyes: I wish. :)


    Any idea what Kojak meant there when ye were on about having a broken nose; - someone asked and their reply was yep but not mine!
    :eek::confused::P

    (My apologies in advance it's quite possibly an easy-to-get joke just am rather tired at the moment.)


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    #7646
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    No I am not gettin' Electricity for free. :rolleyes: I wish. :)


    Any idea what Kojak meant there when ye were on about having a broken nose; - someone asked and their reply was yep but not mine!
    :eek::confused::P

    (My apologies in advance it's quite possibly an easy-to-get joke just am rather tired at the moment.)


    Possibly it means that Kojak had to break a suspects nose in pursuit of a case ;)

    Are bald cops more or less successful in catching perps than hairy cops ?


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    #7647
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Cops should be trained equally irrespective or their hair-type! :P


    Are you tired?


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    #7648
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    confuseddotcom wrote: »
    Cops should be trained equally irrespective or their hair-type! :P


    Are you tired?

    No I actually went to bed early and just woke up ...


    whats your excuse ? :p


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    #7649
    Pippy1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Pippy1976


    I don't have one.

    Night or day?


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    #7650
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Night.

    Will you serenade me?


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    #7651
    Pippy1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Pippy1976


    Of course.

    What would you like me to serenade you with?


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