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    #7352
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Will you make the noise go away?

    I will of course.

    What noise is bothering you?


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    #7353
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    The sound of my house going to sleep, it always creeps me out.

    Did you do anything life changing today?


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    #7354
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Did you do anything life changing today?

    No Sir.

    Did you?


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    #7355
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Unless you count serving coffee to people an act of revolutionary genius than no...

    Could you spare a ciggy for a down on his luck student?


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    #7356
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Could you spare a ciggy for a down on his luck student?

    Sure.

    Was the serving part of being a host or as part of a days work?


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    #7357
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    All part of a days work.

    Did you know the sugar was invented by Shirley Temple's feet in 1697?


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    #7358
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Did you know the sugar was invented by Shirley Temple's feet in 1697?

    I didn't but I always appreciate a new little fact.

    Do you find essays difficult to bulk up?


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    #7359
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    No, I mindlessly give useless definitions.

    What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?


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    #7360
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

    Sushi.

    Latte or cappuccino?


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    #7361
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Hazelnut Latte. Yum.

    Wanna make me a calzone?


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    #7362
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Wanna make me a calzone?

    No sorry. I only get pizza delivered however it's an expensive habit that I fear I won't be able to afford for much longer.

    If you're in a public toilet and are about to do a noisy poop but someone comes in, do you hold it in until they leave or do you just let rip?


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    #7363
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    I don't poop in public toilets. *vom*

    Where is the hideous singing coming from? :O


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    #7364
    ZX7R
    Registered Users Posts: 3,426 ✭✭✭ZX7R


    that the wife she sings in the shower.:D


    are you maried


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    #7365
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Nope.

    Where're my earplugs?


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    #7366
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Eroticplants wrote: »
    Where're my earplugs?

    I've a load of 'em here, I'll give you some.

    Do mice freak you out?


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    #7367
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No

    Do you like to spy on naturists?


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    #7368
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    Kojak wrote: »
    No

    Do you like to spy on naturists?

    Haha, 'interesting' question - no, I do not.

    Do you watch any soaps?


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    #7369
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Do you like to spy on naturists?

    No Sir.

    Do you waft your farts up towards your nose?


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    #7370
    _petulia_
    Registered Users Posts: 376 ✭✭_petulia_


    jammstarr wrote: »
    No Sir.

    Do you waft your farts up towards your nose?

    Ummm, no.

    Same as before - do you watch any soaps?


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    #7371
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Nina_G wrote: »
    Same as before - do you watch any soaps?

    No Ma'am.

    How do you like your boiled eggs?


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    #7372
    Swampy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    jammstarr wrote: »
    No Ma'am.

    How do you like your boiled eggs?

    Soft.

    Will my baby ever sleep through the night?


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    #7373
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Swampy wrote: »
    Will my baby ever sleep through the night?

    Yes it'll get very tired shortly.

    Were you ever struck by a teacher?


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    #7374
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No

    Were you ever struck by a stink fart?


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    #7375
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Were you ever struck by a stink fart?

    Yes, and it came from a girl's bum too.

    Do you find that shocking?


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    #7376
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Not really

    Ever accidentally shart on yourself?


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    #7377
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    No surprisingly not, I'd say was very near it though 1 day I was totally fed-up of a rackety 40 year old table that was literally on its' last legs so I threw the table outside the door out the back of the school, stupid olden-day class-rooms!! :rolleyes: The poor Teacher was just stood there looking at me they didn't how to deal with it or me at all lol. Not every day the furniture gets thrown out!! :D High-time they brought class-rooms and schools into the current era.

    Nope that only happens in the funny films! :)


    Do you have any idea what the Last Man Standing game is all about? It confuses me! :D:P


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    #7378
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Nope, not a clue what it is about

    Ever play tiddlywinks?


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    #7379
    jammstarr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever play tiddlywinks?

    No but I've played Pogs.

    Is Pogs based on tiddlywinks?


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    #7380
    confuseddotcom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Can't recall what either games are. I should know I guess but can't remember as far back as my childhood. Hang on is Tiddlywinks Ludo by any chance or why'd that just come into my brain right now .... Hhmmm ....


    Do you think there should be a Mod-Off?! Like, in the Prison Forum where they absolutely slate the Prisoners, I find it so hilarious and entertaining. :) I'd love to see a Mod-Off where they slate each other! I'd say it would be class. :)


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    #7381
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Maybe

    Dogs or Cats?


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