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    #5222
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    I think it would be fun to learn..

    Can you teach me?


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    #5223
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I could try

    What happens when a pregnant man's water breaks?


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    #5224
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    I hope a "c-section" for his sake :pac:

    Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes?


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    #5225
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    The first one

    Ever meet a parrot with split personality disorder?


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    #5226
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Umm..no

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?


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    #5227
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes

    Ever have to shave your head bald?


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    #5228
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Never had to..but almost did about 4 weeks ago!

    Have you ever dated a woman who had a shaved head?


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    #5229
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I can't remember

    Best cure for constipation?


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    #5230
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    A handful of prunes!

    Did you forget to eat your prunes today?


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    #5231
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No, never forget them

    You trained in CPR?


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    #5232
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Thanks to that new ad with the skinheads in it, YES. :P

    Why am I watching crappy tv instead of finishing packing?


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    #5233
    Phuckitt
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭Phuckitt


    Cause your a procrastinator

    Do fish like bubblegum?


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    #5234
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    I've not talked to one about it..but they do blow a lot of bubbles! :p

    Why do some ppl wear so much perfume/cologne?


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    #5235
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    I've not talked to one about it..but they do blow a lot of bubbles! :p

    Why do some ppl wear so much perfume/cologne?

    To hide there bad body odour?

    Is the party still on in yours tonight?


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    #5236
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Oh yes,yes!

    Will you be bringing a date?


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    #5237
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Oh yes,yes!

    Will you be bringing a date?

    nah no one would go with me :'(

    will there be whiskey :-D?


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    #5238
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I think so

    Will Richie Kavanagh be the entertainment for the party?


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    #5239
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Nah..he has declined to grace us with his presence :pac:

    would you entertain us with your singing?


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    #5240
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Only if I get paid for it

    How much are you willing to pay?


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    #5241
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Kojak wrote: »
    Only if I get paid for it

    How much are you willing to pay?

    100 euro's but...........you have to sing and spank a donkey at the same time :D

    Do you like ash (the band)?


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    #5242
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Hehe


    Never heard of them..


    Should I have fried or baked chicken for lunch?


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    #5243
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Hehe


    Never heard of them..


    Should I have fried or baked chicken for lunch?

    baked.........healthier

    do you smoke?


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    #5244
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Recently qiuit..gggrrrrrr... :)

    Do I have to grow up?


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    #5245
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Recently qiuit..gggrrrrrr... :)

    Do I have to grow up?

    Well if want to have a whiskey later you dooo :-O

    Ever try weigh protein?


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    #5246
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Well if want to have a whiskey later you dooo :-O

    Ever try weigh protein?

    Yep..when I was trying to get defined..but..it just made me gain! :mad:

    Are you in a body building comp?


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    #5247
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Yep..when I was trying to get defined..but..it just made me gain! :mad:

    Are you in a body building comp?

    I wish -__-

    Are you a body builder yourself?


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    #5248
    Shhh
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    Me no.. Where did you get that idea?

    Did you all have a lovely weekend?


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    #5249
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Shhh wrote: »
    Me no.. Where did you get that idea?

    Did you all have a lovely weekend?

    I saw you reading my arnold schwarzenegger encyclopedia of modern bodybuilding book :-P

    It was grand and yourself?


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    #5250
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    I saw you reading my arnold schwarzenegger encyclopedia of modern bodybuilding book :-P

    It was grand and yourself?

    No too shabby! Thanks!

    Do you like sour candies?


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    #5251
    Shhh
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    I love them, especially sour jelly beans from a jelly bean machine I used to have..

    Are you going to have an early night tonight?


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