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    #4802
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    No. I'm thinking of emigrating to the kitchen. Yum.

    Wanna cook for me?


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    #4803
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Sure

    You like prunes mixed with figs?


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    #4804
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    You can't have dessert for dinner. :/

    Do you think architects are sexy?


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    #4805
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No, they are one of the reasons that the country is in a shíte

    Should Robert Mugabe become our new Finance minister?


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    #4806
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    NO!

    Why do you make me hate you?


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    #4807
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    jealousy is a terrible thing....

    Ever consider becoming president of the naturist society?


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    #4808
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    It doesn't seem like the worst place to work.

    Why do my chicken nuggets taste like plastic?


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    #4809
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Because you are eating the lego pieces again

    Have you seen the race horse Shergar recently?


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    #4810
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,047 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    He's up in my attic

    where's lady chuckles and shhhh these days?


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    #4811
    Encrypted Pigeon
    Registered Users Posts: 12,754 ✭✭✭✭Encrypted Pigeon


    on holidays in Switzerland.

    The dark knight is on tg4 tonight, should I watch it or continue study for tomorrows exam?


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    #4812
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Take a break, you deserve it.

    I make something to eat and then destroy it in gravey?


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    #4813
    Shhh
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    skip the gravy..
    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    He's up in my attic

    where's lady chuckles and shhhh these days?

    been busy.. Gone underground after kidnapping lady chuckles.

    What ransom would you pay for her release?


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    #4814
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,047 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Shhh wrote: »
    skip the gravy..



    been busy.. Gone underground after kidnapping lady chuckles.

    What ransom would you pay for her release?

    I knew that's what happened,I'll pay whatever you want :-|....just don't hurt her :-O

    can I borrow you jelly bean machine?


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    #4815
    Shhh
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    Too late, I gave the jelly bean machine to a 5 year old friend.

    What age is too old for a jelly bean machine?


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    #4816
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,047 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Shhh wrote: »
    Too late, I gave the jelly bean machine to a 5 year old friend.

    What age is too old for a jelly bean machine?

    26

    how old are you?


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    #4817
    Shhh
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    Old enough to know better.

    Where is the end of the Internet?


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    #4818
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Past the horizon on the left.

    Do you think my house is haunted?


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    #4819
    Shhh
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    I should hope so, but only by friendly ghosts.

    Will you stick around as a ghost?


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    #4820
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No way, the pay and conditions are rubbish

    Should agressiveness in OAP's be encouraged?


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    #4821
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    NO, an old woman gave me a black eye for getting on a bus before her. Respect your elders my arse, earn my respect ya wrinkly old fart.

    Should stew be made with gravy or soup?


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    #4822
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    Kojak wrote: »

    Should agressiveness in OAP's be encouraged?

    I think they should be thrown into cage matches and the victor would win a medical card , the second runner up would win a free tv licence but they would have to use illegal moves hitting each other with commodes, zimmer frames and walking sticks if they want a bus pass.


    Will we ever have a few weeks of below European average rainfall in Ireland ? If so then when ??????


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    #4823
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Gravy AND soup

    No, we will always get above average rainfall until 2050

    What are you going to be doing on the 3rd of January 2044?


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    #4824
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    I is back from that kidnapping thing now :)
    Kojak wrote: »
    Gravy AND soup

    No, we will always get above average rainfall until 2050

    What are you going to be doing on the 3rd of January 2044?

    Complain as much as I can about the young people... then go golfing and feed the ducks :pac:

    Where did you last go camping?


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    #4825
    Shhh
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    Lady Chuckles wrote: »
    I is back from that kidnapping thing now :)


    Complain as much as I can about the young people... then go golfing and feed the ducks :pac:

    Where did you last go camping?

    Ya see Seph? I didn't hurt her..


    Gatineau National park in Canada - had a run in with a racoon there

    Who paid Lady Chuckles' ransom?


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    #4826
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,047 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Shhh wrote: »
    Ya see Seph? I didn't hurt her..
    Gatineau National park in Canada - had a run in with a racoon there
    Who paid Lady Chuckles' ransom?

    It was me,emptied my savings :O

    can I borrow your ipad for a second?


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    #4827
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    I don't have an iPad :)

    What do you need an iPad for?


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    #4828
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,047 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Lady Chuckles wrote: »
    I don't have an iPad :)

    What do you need an iPad for?

    To Do.......my accounts....ya that's it

    do you own an ipod?


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    #4829
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    No.

    What would you name your kids? :)


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    #4830
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Harmony and Love

    Are there too many people in the world?


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    #4831
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Yes, absolutely

    With the windy weather we are having at the moment, is it now a good time to fart uncontrollably in public?


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