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In The Playpen: jefreywithonef
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When will we see Mondo make a reappearance?
You've said that Peep Show is probably in your top 3 comedies. I can take it that Curb Your Enthusiasm is another because you always have good words for it, so what's the third one?
What subjects are you taking in college?
Do you ever see many boardsies IRL?
What do you think of this:
What's your favourite quick, easy food?
Do you know any other languages?
What T.V. shows do you watch?
Name 3 bands that you're listening to right now. Err, that should be a question shouldn't it?
3 bands that you're listening to right now?
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Deleted User wrote: »When will we see Mondo make a reappearance?
In the near future - he's currently living it large in Cuba doing all the touristy stuff like smoking some fine Cuban cigars, admiring the old classic cars and ruing socialism.You've said that Peep Show is probably in your top 3 comedies. I can take it that Curb Your Enthusiasm is another because you always have good words for it, so what's the third one?
I'm Alan Partridge. In fact I'd have that paired with CYE as my favourite comedy with Peep Show in third place. Love it but not as much as the other two. I recommend The Thick Of It btw; Armando Ianucci (IAP) created it with help from the Peep Show writers so great things were inevitable.What subjects are you taking in college?
English and Sociological & Political Studies.Do you ever see many boardsies IRL?
I stood in the same queue as A Neurotic once. Didn't know it was him though so a beautiful moment was lost.
I saw Duffy once or twice last year, though I didn't bother him since he was with people. Probably also saw QoL without knowing it since I lived near her in first year.What do you think of this:
CHRIS YOU'VE (PURPOSELY) LOST THE NEWS!
I loved the bus rant.
What's your favourite quick, easy food?
Cheese toasties. Freddos are good too, three in quick succession constitutes a meal.Do you know any other languages?
Used to be fluent in Irish but I've lost most of it. Studied French for several years but I've remembered shockingly little. I know a few greetings in German from my time there. 'Guten morgan' (or something) and 'Vo ist da autobahn/supermarket/shítter' got me by.What T.V. shows do you watch?
Currently on s5 of The Sopranos which varies from good to great. It's like a black comedy. Also enjoy The Wire, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Oz, Trailer Park Boys and Dexter (have completely only the first two though).Name 3 bands that you're listening to right now. Err, that should be a question shouldn't it?
3 bands that you're listening to right now?
Listening to three bands at the same time isn't one of my usual habits but earlier on I played some Nick Cave, Eels and Amanda Palmer.
More than four, less than one hundred.How many questions is appropriate?
MayonnaiseFavourite condiment?Favourite boardsie?
Couldn't choose one but I tend to enjoy posts from the likes of Davidius, jumpguy, bythewoods, Pygmalion, Lawliet, conor, several others. Anyone who makes me chortle basically.
Facial Hair & Hats :PFavourite forum on boards?
Sour cream. Wouldn't really eat a wil' amount though.Favourite flavour of pringles?
Well.Well.
'Wild' (pronounced wile) or 'wane'.Favourite Donegal word?
Meh.Donegal or Galway?
He was getting too big for his boots. Don't worry though, his death was slow and painful.Why'd you kill Monzo?
I'm trying to answer these whilst watching a film.What's the story?Chips or curry chips?
Curry chip! Chips on their own can be pretty bland.
Can't remember what she does. She has an odd second name, an anagram of Konata. :eek:Opinion on Kerry Katona?
Thank you fellows.
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Have you ever seen Magicians, starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell? I haven't, because my dad won't go to bed and leave me to watch it in peace.
Kinda half watching it now. It's alright.. Might need to watch it again with my full attention. It's gotten so-so reviews.Ever read any of David Mitchell's books? (Not that one, the other one)
Cloud Atlas and I loved it! Have you?Mark or Jeremy?
Mark, love his rants. Can relate to certain moments of intense awkwardness. Jeremy's alright. Johnson and Super Hans are ruddy superb supporting characters.Dobby or Sophie?
I liked Sophie in the earlier seasons but she got really grating as the show went on. Looked awful when she shaved her head too. Dobbie hasn't really been in at as much though, and Sophie was integral for the overall storyline so I'll go with her. Also burst into laughter at that scene when they play badminton together and Mark constantly slams the shuttlecock at her.Have you ever seen Green Wing?
Nope, any good?degausserxo wrote: »How much football special have you drank in your life (guestimated, of course)?
Not as many as I should have. I cut down on it once they stopped bottling them in glass bottles. An educated guess says 2,345 bottles.
Danke!
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If I lost my legs and was no longer able to dance, would you still love me bbz?
Why did you kill Monzo? Damn you Noel. :mad:
Has the nickname Monzie grown on you yet? Eh Monzie?
Frank Black or Kim Deal?
Nick Cave or Tom Waits?
Denholm Renholm or Douglas Renholm?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
50 years?
500 years?
If you were a Pokemon, what type would you be?
Have you ever worn a sombrero?
Who will you be voting for in the presidential election?
Have you ever gazed awestruck at a full moon and thought "Fuckin' hell! It's late."?
You and Henry Winkler in a sitcom; it will inevitably happen one day. Will it be called "Fonzie & Monzie" or "The Fonz & The Monz"?
Would you like me to stop asking questions?
Am I annoying you?
What? Seriously?
This is just getting ridiculous now, isn't it?
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I'll give bold a chance.KnifeWRENCH wrote: »If I lost my legs and was no longer able to dance, would you still love me bbz?
No.
Why did you kill Monzo? Damn you Noel. :mad:
Has the nickname Monzie grown on you yet? Eh Monzie?
Think it was Clem who first came up with it. *shakes fist*
And no, no it damn well hasn't.
Frank Black or Kim Deal?
I know you absolutely adore Kim but the former, by far! His solo work is massively underrated, and I'd have him in my top five favourite artists, whereas I like the Breeders (Pod especially) but haven't yet acquired their last two albums.
Kim > Frank in terms of who looked better back in the day. They're on a par with each other now. :P
Nick Cave or Tom Waits?
Both are wonderful singers and lyricists. This is tough. I'd go with Cave since I have more of his albums. Waits makes me wanna sing though, what a heavenly voice (my version of heaven may differ to everyone else's). :P
Oh, and Cave wins for the pelvis thrusts too :pac:
Denholm Renholm or Douglas Renholm?
I'm not that familiar with the IT Crowd. Is Douglas the son? I'll be honest and say I thought he was shockingly unfunny in the two or three episodes I've seen with him in it..
*runs*
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
In a mirror / puddle
50 years?
Dead
500 years?
Still dead but fondly remembered for my services to The Republic of Donegal
If you were a Pokemon, what type would you be?
Can't remember much of Pokemon. Maybe that green one who won Pokemon
Have you ever worn a sombrero?
Nah, I'm more of a top hat person.
Who will you be voting for in the presidential election?
Not sure yet. Haven't paid enough attention to it so far but I'm glad Gay Byrne decided not to run. I'm sure there'll be one candidate thrown in that I'll like.
Have you ever gazed awestruck at a full moon and thought "Fuckin' hell! It's late."?
No. I did however catch myself admiring a full moon last month when I was in the middle of taking a piss behind some bushes (long car journey, everywhere closed but nature). Noticed some houses in the distance which elicited a fretful "fúcking hell, hope they can't see me".
You and Henry Winkler in a sitcom; it will inevitably happen one day. Will it be called "Fonzie & Monzie" or "The Fonz & The Monz"?
Maybe the former one for a while but only until I usurp Fonzie altogether and rename it The Monzo Show.
Would you like me to stop asking questions?
No, they have been pleasant.
Am I annoying you?
Nah.
What? Seriously?
Yeah, I could never be angry with you.
This is just getting ridiculous now, isn't it?
JUST ****** STOP YA ******* **** I'LL SHOVE THIS ****** UP YOUR ****** ***** YA ****** *****.
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M'okay.
That's settled then.
Many thanks, KW.
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Cakesofrice wrote: »Your opinonion on:
After eights before eight.
Unacceptable.
Israel/Palestine
They need to unite over something like a massive alien invasion.
Monaco
I have no opinion on Monaco. I like the first syllable though.
Germany
Nice place, shame about the Nazis.
The north.
Loads of cheap crap to be bought there. Paisley's some lad.
Dundalk
Haven't stopped there. I'm sure it's just as boring as everywhere else. :P
Toes
A really ugly body part. Should always wear socks, even in the shower.
:pac:
He's a good smiley. Much better than that roll eyes dick.
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Jesus QoL!QueenOfLeon wrote: »Favourite place in the world?
Good question, I'll come back to it.
(Not a cop out >_>)
Least favourite place in the world?
Maybe Rahoon / Knacker Cesspit
Where would you go if you could get on a plane right now?
Cuba would be cool. Maybe Iceland. It's crazy how so many people there believe in elves.
Most embarrassing thing to ever happen you?
First time I went drinking I ended up getting my stomach pumped. HardcoreShameful times.
Do you like being in college or would you prefer to be out in the working world?
Doing what?! :P Ah I intend to prolong college life for as long as possible.
Favourite place on the NUIG campus?
Probably Aras Moyola, everything's so nice about it. And that brown sofa on the ground floor is righteous.
Least favourite place on the NUIG campus?
Probably the O'Flaherty lecture hall since it's usually roasting in there.
Best thing about Galway?
I like how laid back and calm it is.
Worst thing about Galway?
The closure of Cuba
If you could live the rest of your life in Donegal or Galway which would you pick?
Galway, I'd no nuts in the former.
Why does it rain so much in Galway?
It doesn't rain as much as I thought it would. Maybe I'm used to it from being up here
Which boardsie's name do you like the best?
dingosatemybabies is a good 'un. European Son too.
Which boardsie would you like to be?
The guy who created the place, he's probably minted.
Who's your favourite boardsie?
You didn't read Noel's question or my answer, shame on you.
What boardsies have you met?
None besides a few people from adverts.ie. Also, see Noel's questions!
What boardsies would you like to meet?
Always thought it'd be weird meeting boardsies. Maybe dr cowboy.
Describe all 20 years of your life so far in 5 sentences.
I burst into the world crying like a silly baby. Primary school wasn't bad craic besides all the forced religious nonsense and constant swimming lark. Secondary school was so-so. College is good. Today I ate pancakes, browsed about online and answered this relentless set of questions.
Describe the best year of your life so far in 10 sentences.
I'll come back to this.
Can you drive yet?
Yup! Still conk out now and again which is annoying. I'll get it sorted though. Can't get over how many people don't indicate, makes things so much harder.
Ideal car if money was no obstacle?
If I gave you €5, and you had to buy 5 different things, what would you buy? Food is not allowed.
A HB pencil, a TB pencil, a 3B pencil, a rubber, a human ear.
TY - yey or nay?
TY was so boring that the highlight was either watching Family Guy one day or the time we all went paintballing. So probably nay but if I didn't do it I'd have been in college at a pretty young age.
Do you enjoy ready made meals or do you make nice home-cooked meals?
I enjoy making a nice fry-up if I can go to the effort. At the start of the year I was lazy and had a few "<myname>'s specials", which consisted of spuds and a bit of mayonnaise. An economical dish.
What is your favourite food?
Freddos!
What is your fast food outlet of choice?
Does King Ding count? Hmm I suppose 4 Lights do a mean curry chip.
What is your clothes shop of choice?
TK Maxx used to cater for my clothing needs before I realised one day that they stock an awful amount of crap.
What is your supermarket of choice?
A toss up between Dunnes and Tesco.
What is your favourite item of clothing?
I suppose my Big Lebowski t-shirt. No longer wear it though since I got Frank Black to sign it.
What is your opinion on sausages?
Not a fan tbh. My dad ruined them on me by revealing what goes into them.
Do you have any pets? I demand photos.
No pets inside the house but we've loads of cats lazing about. I went looking for a photo of one adorably scruffy wee lad but it's no longer on my computer. I am livid.
Do you like/follow the XFactor?
Nah, managed to avoid it all last year
If not, why not?
I just find it a bit like glorified karaoke. No harm in people liking it though.
Who was your favourite contestant ever on the XFactor?
Umm.. wasn't there some portly Iranian lad who used to go nuts with his son? He was good.
Who was your least favourite contestant?
That girl who instead of speaking just emitted noise.
Do you swoon at One Direction?
The best bunch of gay lads to ever grace this world.
Simon...would you?
Who's Simon? Finished, finally. \o/
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Blood, fat, toenails (not sure if that one is true or not)
What is your opinion of the following:
Demi Lovato
Had to google her.. Ehm, she's pleasant on the eye I suppose?
KnifeWRENCH
He's no squidlyboo (or however it was spelt :P)
Deise_girl
She's no soccymonster
Soccymonster
She's no deise girl
Clementines (are they real oranges or just overrated dwarf oranges?)
I call them tangerines! Tangerines are just dwarf oranges yeah, wouldn't call them overrated, they're nice and easy to peel.
(500) Days Of Summer
It's pretty good. Great soundtrack and I liked how they didn't go with a corny ending
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Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »Would you be able to clean a pan without ,say, a brush or a scouring pad?
Probably. Last day of first year I had to clean up the flat on my own without any cleaning stuff so I ended up drying the dishes with a clean pillow case and hoovering the oven.QueenOfLeon wrote: »I applaud you for your views on sausages and TY. And no, I haven't yet read the rest of the thread, I'm watching the XFactor...
Part 2:
*feigns excitement* :P
Whats the best type of coffee?
I'm not a massive coffee drinker, I tend to only drink it when really tired in the morning.
Whats the best place to get coffee in?
A cup
What is your opinion on pink shirts?
I haven't worn one but I don't see any real problem with them. Unless they're worn by people I don't like, then they're automatically fuel for further dislike
What was your worst fashion disaster?
I wear unfashionable clothing all the time tbh :P I suppose back in my tracksuit wearing days (many years ago now) I often clashed navy with black, the horror!
Can you sing?
I singing the song 'Lola' to myself earlier when my sister remarked I was horribly out of tune so no, probably not
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If you could, would you like to broadcast your voice to the world and become famous?
Is this a thinly-veiled invitation for me to sing for C&H?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Calling me immature? Cheek :mad: I haven't yet decided on a career path, have a few things I wouldn't mind exploring but have nothing definite planned. I should, eh, sort that out.
Are you still friends with people from school or have you gone all cool and just stuck with the college crew?
Kinda drifted away from the majority but I still head out a few times during the summer with old school friends
Shoes of choice?
Used to wear Converse or Fender shoes, can't remember the name of my current brand
Shampoo of choice? :pac:
Ha! Head & Shoulders does the job
Would you ever get a tattoo? If so, where and what would it be?
God no.
Where is the furthest you have ever travelled?
Germany, which isn't that far away. In terms of Ireland, I've never been south past Galway!
What celebrity would you like to meet?
I'd visit a zoo with Robert De Niro
What's your guilty pleasure, not food related (cos you'll just say Freddos :P)
Abba.
Certain Katy Perry / Rihanna songs
Why would you be in the nursing building, eh?
They contain my computer suite of choice! I always used to stumble in there looking bedraggled whenever I had a last minute essay to do.
Is there any building/artwork/sculpture in the world that you want to see?
I'd love to go to that Dali gallery someone mentioned on here before.
What's the last movie you saw in the cinema? How would you describe it?
I haven't been to the cinema in so long that I forget (lived miles away to one last year, whereas this year there's one a stone's throw away \o/)
If you could live in one era which would it be?
1950s/60s, probably not in Ireland though
What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
iPod / netbook, whichever was more expensive
Favourite childhood memory?
Third question that I have to come back to!
Do you like children?
Not particularly. I suppose if I ever did have children I could grow to like them :pac:
Write a short poem entitled Why I want/do not want children.
My uncertainty in the previous renders this question somewhat null
But I'll do it anyway even if it's incredibly dull
Could Keats do better? Yes.
What's the best thing in your wardrobe?
A shirt I kinda like
Do you hoard random crap or throw them out?
Hoard it.
Are you a spender or a saver?
Spender
What's your favourite thread in C&H?
The Share What You Find Interesting thread has yielded some nice sites
Cushion or pillow?
Pillow. The cold side of the pillow is one of the greatest sensations ever
Duvet or blanket?
Duvet
Curtains or blinds?
Curtains
Do you own any teddy bears? I have a Freddo soft toy
Ugg boots - yay or nay?
Nay, they look really odd
Favourite hair colour?
No real preference. If pushed, maybe black
Would you/have you ever dyed your hair?
Nooo
Would you do/have you ever done a skydive/bunjee jump?
I haven't. I might.
Have you any phobias?
I've often shouted whenever a wasp flies by me. Really dislike those guys.
Tayto or Walkers?
Walkers
Have you ever attended an All Ireland final?
No
What sports do you play?
I play football now and again (as in soccer). Used to play badminton, snooker and table tennis quite a bit.
Favourite method of transport?
Carrrr. I've come to the conclusion that buses are just a haven for odd people and discomfort.
3D movies - yay or nay?
Nay
Have you ever met a celebrity?
I've met a few people who are relatively well-known musicians but no real celebrities. I did CPR on a dummy for Enda Kenny if that counts?!
What jobs have you had?
Worked in a shop four summers ago. Think I'm still technically employed since they never sent out the p45
What is your opinion on nudist colonies?
Grand craic, I hear Tory Island are considering it
Would you ever join one? :pac:
Probably not :P
What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
Mint
What is your opinion on the following:
Scarves For wimps
Magnum icecreams Oh they're great
Walks on the beach Pleasant until you stand on a jellyfish
Golf I haven't played it but I'd probably enjoy it
Aran sweaters < Fruit of the Loom jumpers
Dentists Misunderstood ,
Make up Associated with girls
Souvenirs Associated with holidays
Foreign languages Mumbojumbo
Foreign countries Barbarians
Rings Yeah
Bracelets The festival ones are cool
Road trips Alri'
Boards smileys in comparison to other forums They're not the worst I suppose. Another forum I frequent has far superior ones though, it's a phpbb board.
Answering emails it's good
Nokia phones Good quality
Grass Fine for a bit of grazin'
Planes > Trains
Chocolate is nice
Are you happy that I have provided you with an interesting array of questions? 70% of them were good / entertaining; 20% were difficult; 10% were downright annoying (especially that 'what non-food products would I buy with a fiver', took me ruddy ages to think of anything :pac: Overall though good hussle
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Are you happy that I have emulated your own style of questioning with those annoying lists? :pac: Brings a tear to the eye)
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What colour is your hairbrush?
Most disgusting toe? (big, baby, etc.)
Last thing you read that wasn't on a computer screen?
Do you believe in:
Psychics?
Ghosts?
Goblins?
Life after love? :P
Do you bite your nails?
Have any bruises atm?
Favourite juice? (not cranberry:eek:)
Why don't you like tea?
Do you not like tea even with dippy biscuits?
When you type "chortles", do you actually chortle?
Noels names were utter sh1te so I'll ask you: what should I name the car?
When the kids come along will you have a favourite child or the love them all the same craic?
Do you prefer chocolate or icing on buns?
Have you ever bought a tv license?
Whats the second and third letters of your middle name?
Does sending someone a winky smiley mean you want to have sex with them?
Opinion on x's at the end of texts?
Hows your brothers ulcers?
How many instruments do you play?
Favourite Simpsons character?
Which Simpsons character are you most like?
Why is my internet being stupid?
Do ye miss me on IRC while I'm offline due to said stupid internet?
How's your eyesight?
What would you do if a pregnant woman started going into labour and you were the only other person there?
What colour socks ya wearing?
Do you wear gloves when it's cold?
Favourite thing to wear on a night out?
Favourite flower?
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Why do you classify Abba as a guilty pleasure??? They're amazing. You should be proud of your love for one of the greatest bands of all time!
Which is your favourite Abba song?
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Do you still bring washing home to mammy?
I do occasionally - the washing machine we had was ****
What colour is your hairbrush?
I don't possess such an effeminate object
Most disgusting toe? (big, baby, etc.)
The big toe, what a disgusting brute
Last thing you read that wasn't on a computer screen?
A true crime book I'm reading called Donnie Brasco
Do you believe in:
Psychics? Nah
Ghosts? Nah, I know family members who claim to have seen them before though.
Goblins? Yes
Life after love? :P Less believable than goblins but sure
Do you bite your nails? Nope. I've never actually seen anyone do that, sounds disgusting
Have any bruises atm? All over my sides for some reason
Favourite juice? (not cranberry:eek:) Orange
Why don't you like tea? Well, I don't really dislike tea; I'm more indifferent towards it. Just seems pointless going to the effort of making something so tasteless and bland. I should point out that I drink tea but I never make it myself.
Do you not like tea even with dippy biscuits? Rich Teas are grand for a good 'aul dunk, even if they are the scum of the biscuit world.
When you type "chortles", do you actually chortle? Sometimes :P
Noels names were utter sh1te so I'll ask you: what should I name the car? One of the following:
The Car
Four Wheeled Sex Beast
Hitler
Beansy
Erection
Tobias
Toby
Louis Walsh
Davidius
When the kids come along will you have a favourite child or the love them all the same craic? I'll raise one to become the leader of the others so my own work can be reduced :pac:
Do you prefer chocolate or icing on buns?
Icing
Have you ever bought a tv license?
Yup
Whats the second and third letters of your middle name?
ic
Does sending someone a winky smiley mean you want to have sex with them?
It does?! Aw I could have been in so many times!
On a more serious note yes.
Opinion on x's at the end of texts?
I assume they're just an alternative to asterisks. xxxx = cúnt
Hows your brothers ulcers?
Still there
How many instruments do you play?
Used to play the accordion and tin whistle.
Nowadays I just tap my fingers against my knuckles really loudly, that probably counts.
Favourite Simpsons character?
Chief Wiggum
Which Simpsons character are you most like?
Maybe Carl, since he's kinda quiet. And black.
Why is my internet being stupid?
It's 3 isn't it?
Do ye miss me on IRC while I'm offline due to said stupid internet?
My sobbing wakes everyone up tbh
How's your eyesight?
It's pretty bad. I probably should get contact lenses since it's not unusual for me to walk past someone I know without recognising them
What would you do if a pregnant woman started going into labour and you were the only other person there?
I'd regret being in that situation. :P
What colour socks ya wearing?
Dark grey
Do you wear gloves when it's cold?
Pockets > gloves
Favourite thing to wear on a night out?
Shirt
Favourite flower?
Sunflower
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QueenOfLeon wrote: »Part 3:
Heh heh heh.
Just kidding, question times over...for now
I was gonna say phew but Taylor has kindly stepped in. *cries*
I don't really know anything about Eurovision, you tell me, you're the resident Eurovision expert here :PWhy do you classify Abba as a guilty pleasure??? They're amazing. You should be proud of your love for one of the greatest bands of all time!
I suppose, didn't mean it in a bad way but compared to other bands I like they kinda stand out
Which is your favourite Abba song?
Waterloo, maybe
Is Waterloo the greatest Eurovision winning song ever or are there others that surpass it for you?
A small bottleDoes the sound of bells make you happy?
Let the bells ring, I say
How many ties do you own?
One
Parrot or Iguana?
Iguana
If you could change your eye colour would you?
Green eyes ftw
Why did you leave the job in the shop?
The manager was an insufferable arsehole, there was a massive turnover rate
Also needed to focus on school stuff
If you were getting married tomorrow who/what would you choose as:
a) your bride a woman
b) the colour themey yoke florescent green
c) the first dance song Come To Daddy - Aphex Twin
d) the honeymoon Mayo
Oooh how would jefrey/monzo propose? With words :pac:
Diet coke, coke zero or pepsi max? Never had Coke Zero.. Pepsi Max probably
Do you prefer sweet or savoury stuff?
Sweet
What's your opinion of people who say okey dokey frequently?
Scum. Sub-human scum.
Do you have a coppers jar?Would you prefer to be:
a boy or a girl? boy
a cat or a dog? Cat. Not that I'm keen on being either, dirty asslicking creatures.
bald or very hairy?
Bald I suppose
deaf or dumb?
Dumb
thumbless or fingerless?
Fingerless
noseless or nosey?
Nosey
a balloon or a water ballon?
Balloon
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What 5 questions should I ask you?
How would you answer them?
:P
Told ya I didn't know what to ask!
EDIT:
Questions I asked other people:
Is it easy to píss you off? If it's hard, can I try?
On a scale of 1 to a bazillion, how was your day?
What's your most random life time ambition thing?
Does our ~2 year aged gap really have to include namecalling?!
Amn't I the best (new) ircer ever to exist?
Favourite C&Her?
How did you think of your username?
How are you?
What are you most excited for, this very minute?
When was the last time you were really embarrassed, and of course why?
What shocks you?
Have you ever had peanut butter and banana on toast?
Why am I awake?
My very own questions just for you that I thought up all on my own:
How special do you feel that I had to use questions I asked others?! :P
How proud of me are you that I thought of these last 2 questions on my own?! 0 -
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LilMissCiara wrote: »What 5 questions should I ask you?
How would you answer them?
:P
Told ya I didn't know what to ask!
EDIT:
Questions I asked other people:
Is it easy to píss you off? If it's hard, can I try? I come across as patient but if it's consistent baiting I'll probably snap in the end :P
On a scale of 1 to a bazillion, how was your day? Well I've been up for only twenty minutes. The grogginess has been compensated by the Rice Krispies Squares bar I just ate. The Freddo bar that's being defrosted in my pocket will also do wondrous things to my day. So a generous 13.5.
What's your most random life time ambition thing? To go arm wrestling with the Chuckle Brothers
Does our ~2 year aged gap really have to include namecalling?! Of course it does wee nipper I suppose not.
Amn't I the best (new) ircer ever to exist? Dunno, Suidivad was something special
Favourite C&Her? This has been asked too many times! shannon tek
How did you think of your username? From a song
How are you? Tired
What are you most excited for, this very minute? The Freddo in my pocket
When was the last time you were really embarrassed, and of course why? I went for a spin in the car with my father when all of a sudden he let off a rather odious fart. I was embarrassed for mankind.
What shocks you? Wasps lodged in my shoes
Have you ever had peanut butter and banana on toast? No, sounds ridiculous
Why am I awake? Maybe you're worried about the transience of life
My very own questions just for you that I thought up all on my own:
How special do you feel that I had to use questions I asked others?! :P
I'm outraged
How proud of me are you that I thought of these last 2 questions on my own?!
So proud
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KnifeWRENCH wrote: »Because I'm bored you're fantastic, you get more questions. However, I have a stipulation: before you submit your answers, you must run them through Translation Party and post whatever comes out as your final answer.
It won't work for me. I even downloaded Firefox in the hope it would there.. I apologize dear KnifeWRENCH, you will have to make do with my own poorly constructed answers.
Edit: Found an alternative, Translation Telephone.
So then.....
How do you generally get down on Friday?
I do everything that Rebecca Black does in the video, I even date a dwarf in the back of a limo.
Edit: Black lift for me, Rebecca, Gnome is a story about a photograph.
When you hop out of bed how do you turn your swag on? And do you have swagger jagger?
I impersonate Iggy Pop every single minute of the day, my gyrating is endless.
Edit: Every day, every minute, Iggy Pop, the teacher next to me, do not change.
If you got to choose what was to be written on your tombstone, what would it say?
THIS MAN IS DEAD
Edit: The man died.
Describe, in no less than 50 words, the effects of Noel2k9 on the internet. Both positive and negative effects should be discussed.
May have been stolen from the essay generator:
Are you sitting comfortably? At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Noel2k9. Though Noel2k9 is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, Noel2k9 is not given the credit he deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous internet users. Crossing many cultural barriers he still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously.
Edit: There are hundreds of 2 K 9 Nobel costs. Girl, you're always ready.bythewoods wrote: »You've never been south of Galway? What the hell man!
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Well sirrr!!!
You're studying the two subjects I did my degree in, did you know that?
Is Smokey's as awesome as my friend says it is? I've sat in it but I didn't feel awesome ;_;
Which band/artist would you love to see live who you haven't seen before?
Frank Black, Black Francis, or Charles Thompson IV?
Any strange quirks?
Do you use the word "hi" a wile lot hi?
Favourite song and album of 2010 so far?0 -
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Your Text Here wrote: »Well sirrr!!!
Well.
You're studying the two subjects I did my degree in, did you know that?
\o/ I knew you studied English anyway.
Is Smokey's as awesome as my friend says it is? I've sat in it but I didn't feel awesome ;_;
I've only been there a handful of times, it's alright.
Which band/artist would you love to see live who you haven't seen before?
I'd love to see The New Pornographers. Broken Social Scene too.
Frank Black, Black Francis, or Charles Thompson IV?
Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV. Some people seem to call him Chuck, which is a bit weird.
Any strange quirks?
I can make a loud clapping noise with my fingers, I suppose that counts as strange, maybe not strange enough to join a carnival or anything but strange nonetheless.
Do you use the word "hi" a wile lot hi?
Thankfully, no.
Favourite song and album of 2010 so far?
2011 it would have be PJ Harvey's Let England Shake, which is just superb. Favourite song I'll have to think about. Same with the 2010 selections. :PInsect Overlord wrote: »Do you mind being asked questions about last year's music as if it were still relevant? :pac:
Questions are questions! :P
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Insect Overlord wrote: »Do you mind being asked questions about last year's music as if it were still relevant? :pac:
CLEARLY, I've travelled back in time IO I shall patent my time machine invention post haste.
@jefrey - Let England Shake is indeed awesome! What are your favourite tracks on it?
If you could live at any time other than now, when would it be?
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Your Text Here wrote: »
Favourite song and album of 2010 so far?
Favourite 2011 song would be a toss up between The Kills' Baby Says and Let England Shake by PJ Harvey. Both glorious.
2010: Crash Years by The New Pornographers. Also glorious.Your Text Here wrote: »CLEARLY, I've travelled back in time IO I shall patent my time machine invention post haste.
@jefrey - Let England Shake is indeed awesome! What are your favourite tracks on it?
The title track is immensely good. There's no bad track on it (though I do get bored of 'All And Everyone'). Now that I think of it I'd love to see PJ Harvey live.
If you could live at any time other than now, when would it be?
Late 80s would be awesome for seeing bands in America but I'd probably go for the sixties for peace, love and war craic.
Weber, Durkheim, or Marx?
Weber. Marx annoys me. Bourgeoisie this bourgeoisie that. Means of production blah blah.
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Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »Best English lecturer you've had in NUIG?
L. Pilkington, F. McCormick and J. Kenny are all superb at their job. The first two have the advantage of being naturally funny, which helps.
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Evening, good sir.
*nods*
- What is your favourite meaning of \o/?
I think it slightly resembles the bottom half of Munch's Scream but I've always associated it with the true meaning, someone raising their arms in celebration.
- Do you like to dance? If not, whyever not?
I only ever dance at concerts (and it's more jumping up and down :P) or when inebriated to the point where I wouldn't feel awkward dancing. So yeah, not really.
- What irritates you most about society, and what is your favourite thing about it?
I dislike the way you're trod on if you go against the grain. Laddish culture and tribalism (see certain sports) annoy me a lot. Ladders.
- If you could be a flavour of ice-cream, what would it be and why?
Vanilla since it's kind of bland.
- Highlights of 2011 thus far?
Shocking lack of exciting events tbh, honestly can't think of anything remotely significant or interesting. A dull year thus far, one can say.
- What would you like to achieve in the rest of this year?
Start going to college again; I did shockingly little last year, need to fix that. I want to determine what to do my life as well. Yes, that old horse chestnut.
- Opinions on Peter O'Hanra-hanrahan? Has he really lost the news?
Seems he did indeed lose the news. I admire his German though.
- Where now for man raised by puffin?
I suspect he'll share a fate similar to the headmaster who was suspended for using a big faced child for a satellite dish.
- Did you kill Mondo? Be honest.
OK, so I made him prisoner for a while, no big deal. He'll be released once I learn how to imitate his every move.
- Dinner party guests, dead or alive. Choose 5 and say why.
Needless to say I adore these people and what they've contributed to their various fields of work. I'd choose Steve Coogan for his tremendous wit, Tom Waits for weirdness (I'd expect his conversations to be anything but banal), Leo Tolstoy for pure intelligence, Salvador Dali for eccentricity and Davidius for a combination of all those attributes. :pac:
In summary, breezes. >.>
"Some rain, but no more severe than soft porn"
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A Neurotic wrote: »You like Arrested Development
?
It's something I'll get around to eventually. I saw half of an episode once and enjoyed it. It's a bit Curb-y, I like that.Why didn't your parents put two f's in Jefery?
I think they were trying to be zany and random. Bastards.
If it came to a situation where you could only choose wealth or love in life, what would you pick?
Pretty sure I read somewhere that money buys happiness, I'm sure love is included with that.
What are you planning on doing after college?
I might try and get a job. Maybe.
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