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I need a funny party piece???

  • 18-08-2011 10:56AM
    #1
    Budgieoc18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭


    Hi
    I am in a festival for King and Queen of a village, the competition involves loads of different rounds. One of the rounds everyone has to do a party piece....
    but I don't have one.... Id like it to be funny because they audience are voting(and they will prob be drunk).

    So can ye please give me some ideas of what I could do......no singing or poems.

    Thank You in advance.:D


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  • #2
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Snake charmer. With your cock as a snake.


  • #3
    RedXIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,548 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Budgieoc18 wrote: »
    Hi
    I am in a festival for King and Queen of a village, the competition involves loads of different rounds. One of the rounds everyone has to do a party piece....
    but I don't have one.... Id like it to be funny because they audience are voting(and they will prob be drunk).

    So can ye please give me some ideas of what I could do......no singing or poems.

    Thank You in advance.:D

    Fart the alphabet


  • #4
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Drop the pants.


  • #5
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Dip your penis in to a glass of wine and then drink it.

    /party.


  • #6
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Trouser Elephant.

    Classic.


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  • #7
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    the ancient art of..........fart lighting


  • #8
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Probably not the best forum to look for ideas unless you dead set on getting your cock out.


  • #9
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Belly Savales.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nclw1cHSoJ4


  • #10
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Do the evolution of dance.


  • #11
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    Shít on the coffee table?

    You'll be the centre of conversation for weeks.


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  • #12
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Stick a banana up your arse and eat it.

    Then shoot jizz on the banana peel and kick it into the crowd.


  • #13
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    I've got another one.

    Walk onto the stage
    Put on a crown
    take off your clothes
    take a handful of laxitives and down them with a beer (needs to be loads)
    do the evolution of dance naked while wearing the crown
    start ****ting everywhere once you reach the 1970s (night fever etc)
    ???
    profit ROYALTY


  • #14
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    discus wrote: »
    Stick a banana up your arse and eat it.

    Then shoot jizz on the banana peel and kick it into the crowd.

    "The Aristocrats" :D


  • #15
    Budgieoc18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭Budgieoc18


    mmmm all very interesting, im a female so doesn't quite fit.


  • #16
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    black francis wrote: »
    Probably not the best forum to look for ideas unless you dead set on getting your cock out.

    Or the female could get her bits out.

    Get some crowd participation going... "How many candles can we fit in this gash?" or amaze the crowd with a milk enema.... straight from a cow.


  • #17
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Oh **** you're a female.
    I'm going to hell :(


  • #18
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Be the person who punches the guitar playing singer in the face.


  • #19
    Yeah Buddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭Yeah Buddy


    Rhyme off Charlie Sheen quotes for two minutes - Surefire Winning


  • #20
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Moved to Personal Issues so you can be yourself.


  • #21
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Has to be a yard of ale. Any women that can do that will earn the respect of all the men present.

    Even more so if done topless.


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  • #22
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Budgieoc18 wrote: »
    mmmm all very interesting, im a female so doesn't quite fit.

    Hmm...............ok you'll need a straw. Squeeze your chesticles together put the straw between them and blow. FART NOISES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


  • #23
    Phill Ewinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Shoot ping pong balls out of yer fanny. Or alternatively learn some kind of magic trick.


  • #24
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    Budgieoc18 wrote: »
    mmmm all very interesting, im a female so doesn't quite fit.

    But if you're an Irish female you can still get your c0ck out.


  • #25
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Three words

    O-Kee-Pa

    nobody will beat that!


  • #26
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Bring a guitar on stage, and say "I wrote this song when I was two." Then scream for a minute and mash the guitar like a moron.


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Run up onto the stage, throw yourself down and roll across it.

    Get up, walk over to the mic and say 'thats how I roll'.

    Then walk off.


  • #28
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Budgieoc18 wrote: »
    mmmm all very interesting, im a female so doesn't quite fit.

    Ping pong balls into a pint glass so.


  • #29
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Put your cock between your legs and pretend you're a girl?


  • #30
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    c_man wrote: »
    Put your cock between your legs and pretend you're a girl?

    Put your legs between your girl and pretend you're a cock?

    Cock your girl between your legs and pretend you're a put?


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  • #31
    buck65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    Re-enact person being eaten by bear whilst chatting on fone.


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