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random questions that pop into your head

  • 16-08-2011 10:19pm
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    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 5,042 Mod ✭✭✭✭GoldFour4


    Anyone else just have a random question pop into their head out of nowhere. Reading a text a few minutes ago I couldn't help but wonder who came up with the idea of smiley faces. Imagine the confusion to be the first person ever to receive a :) at the end of a message !

    So what random things have you wondered about and did you go and find an answer? ( I was too lazy ! )


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    *looks at random person*

    Thinks, "Is he Larry Murphy?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    So if we're just energy condensed to a slow vibration and all matter is just atoms vibrating at a differing frequency (hence dense and light vibrations) why can't I walk through walls?

    Or why can't I lick my elbow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Who the feck decided footballers were worth large wages every week?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    chin_grin wrote: »
    So if we're just energy condensed to a slow vibration and all matter is just atoms vibrating at a differing frequency (hence dense and light vibrations) why can't I walk through walls?

    Or why can't I lick my elbow?
    I just tried to lick my elbow :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Is the Sky blue cos of the seas or are the seas blue cos of the sky?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    What would happen if somebody who was blind from birth took acid?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Why is it socially acceptable for babies and young kids to get their ears pierced, but not their eyebrow or lip?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Where does the .9 come from on petrol prices? Petrol at my local station is €1.49.9 - why not have it at €1.49 or €1.50 - we dont have 2 decimals in current money so why does petrol price itself like that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Who was the first person to have a slice of toast with butter on it?

    (I've just finished eating 2 slices of self-cut toast with a cuppa tae).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,055 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    What goes through a sheep's head when he's watching football?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭Nadser




  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,529 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I wonder do people have random questions pop into their head??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Coca Cola had winners with Vanilla Coka and Coke with Lime
    And pulled them from the Irish market
    I'd like to know why
    And I'd like to know which boss in the bottling plant in Louth I can tiger kidnap until they bring it back

    And why can't I get red lemonade in England, don't they know what they are missing??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166 ✭✭SwarfegaHead


    When blind people take a poo, how do they know when they're finished wiping?


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,529 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    When blind people take a poo, how do they know when they're finished wiping?

    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    When blind people take a poo, how do they know when they're finished wiping?

    They do a finger wipe and taste


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    chin_grin wrote: »
    So if we're just energy condensed to a slow vibration and all matter is just atoms vibrating at a differing frequency (hence dense and light vibrations) why can't I walk through walls?

    Theres your answer ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Oh I just remembered, I used to always wonder if blind people were generally less matierialistic due to the fact that what they, others, and random shiny pretty things look like are irrelevant to them.
    And would they be less affected by the visual media and our crazy obsessions over looks and weight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Why is it considered racist to call someone from Pakistan a Paki, but it's fine to call somebody from Afghanistan an Afghan?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    What if there were no more rhetorical questions?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 970 ✭✭✭lemansky


    What's a hypotenuse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    lemansky wrote: »
    What's a hypotenuse?

    ..use to do what?


    (Zen should go to bed now, getting light-headed)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    What's the difference between "assume" and "presume"?

    (And yes, I've looked it up, but the difference never seems clear).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    Why is it considered racist to call someone from Pakistan a Paki, but it's fine to call somebody from Afghanistan an Afghan?
    Because you are supposed to refer to people from Pakistan as a Pakistani.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Because you are supposed to refer to people from Pakistan as a Pakistani.

    Yeah true, but why was "Paki" deemed as racist in the first place? Like you call an Australian an Aussie... why is the shorter word so negative?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭brownacid


    mikemac wrote: »
    Coca Cola had winners with Vanilla Coka and Coke with Lime
    And pulled them from the Irish market
    I'd like to know why
    And I'd like to know which boss in the bottling plant in Louth I can tiger kidnap until they bring it back

    And why can't I get red lemonade in England, don't they know what they are missing??

    There is no bottling plant in Louth, its bottled for the whole island of Ireland up north, just outside of Lisburn. They got rid of vanilla coke because it was shíte but I suppose if you kicked up enough of a fuss they'd bring it back, they were going to get rid of Tanora (a drink only people in munster like) a few years back, I believe the mayor of cork called them for an explanation and they decided against withdrawing it.

    My question: do dogs and other animals have wet dreams?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    Caraville wrote: »
    Yeah true, but why was "Paki" deemed as racist in the first place? Like you call an Australian an Aussie... why is the shorter word so negative?

    Presumably because it was bound up with racial abuse of people of South Asian origin in the UK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Caraville wrote: »
    What's the difference between "assume" and "presume"?

    (And yes, I've looked it up, but the difference never seems clear).

    Presumably because it was bound up with racial abuse of people of South Asian origin in the UK.


    Why can't you say assumably?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    ItsAWindUp wrote: »
    What would happen if somebody who was blind from birth took acid?

    Every day or just the once?


    I reckon they'd see newspaper taxis that looked fuzzy and oddly shaped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    Why can't you say assumably?

    Because when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,689 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    If you got two perfectly fit thirty year olds, with no ailments, disabilites and with the same physical attributes, blood type etc, and transplanted the brain of a seventy year old in one and the heart of a seventy year old into the other, who would live longer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Because when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.

    That's what people usually say to me when I want to know the difference between assume and presume... but you shouldn't presume stuff either.

    Bah!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Thorella


    Do profoundly deaf people sign in their sleep instead of sleep talking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭Adrianno28


    When I'm driving to or home from work I think " why is my boss such a wa*ker"- but its like asking, "why does a rabies infested dog wanna bite u"... it just does therefore he just is.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭robman60


    I have been unable to forget that many people say "I had went" instead of "I had gone". I've been wondering why this happens for some weeks now, can't get uit out of my head...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭DesperateDan


    mikemac wrote: »
    And why can't I get red lemonade in England, don't they know what they are missing??

    I'm from scotland and everytime I see red lemonade here in Ireland it reminds me of barr's red cola http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Kola , f*ckin delicious. You may have more luck finding that in England!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭Cormac2791


    Thorella wrote: »
    Do profoundly deaf people sign in their sleep instead of sleep talking?

    They're deaf, not dumb!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭FinnLizzy


    If a pro-life activist eats meat, is he/she a hypocrite?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    If a blind person is wiping there arse after having a dump, how do they know when they are clean?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Do Girls pee in the shower as much as guys?

    How man people are watching Ghost busters atm?


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    Did Prince (the musician) invent text speak? I'd never heard of anyone writing 'you' as 'u' or 'for' as '4' until he came out with songs like I Would Die 4 U and Take Me With U.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭gungun


    mikemac wrote: »
    And why can't I get red lemonade in England, don't they know what they are missing??

    I heard an ingredient in it can cause cancer and that it's banned in most European countries except Ireland, that's just what I've heard from friends so if anyone could give any more info that'd be great

    EDIT: according to wiki anyways


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Thorella


    They're deaf, not dumb!

    True, but it is a random question that popped into my head! Also I didn't think 'dumb' in that sense was still in use? I thought it was offensive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Seloth wrote: »
    Do Girls pee in the shower as much as guys?

    I wonder do the gross people who pee in the shower clean the shower afterwards.


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    if goldfish only ave a 3 sescond memory does their life flash before their eyes wen they die??


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    Can you be a closet claustrophobic?


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    What if an elephant ate a grenade with a 20minute delay.
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  • Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    How many great stories can't be told because they're too incredible i know a few myself so what's written is a very bland account and the best angles have to be left out.All front line people have them.Police doctors nurses welfare vets wardens and others.Sometimes in grafton street i think there's a 1000 novels here every day ....great stories and i'll never read one of them.The people walking up and down must have some really great yarns.


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