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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a fanny and a pulse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    good arms, nice smile


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    boobies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    When they're interested in me.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 5,042 Mod ✭✭✭✭GoldFour4


    Breasts. She has to have breasts. Pulse is optional but a bonus.


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  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,532 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Derp derps
    Herpy derps
    derpy derps
    Herpy derpies
    Derpy herpies
    Herp
    Derp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    a nice big thick langer usually does the trick :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 647 ✭✭✭opti76


    orourkeda wrote: »
    a fanny and a pulse
    picky bastard..... a pulse..... who do you think you are the king of sheba


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a nice big thick langer usually does the trick :)

    How you doin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    a nice big thick langer usually does the trick :)

    shame you only find out what it's like when you get the clothes off


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    opti76 wrote: »
    picky bastard..... a pulse..... who do you think you are the king of sheba

    I have standards


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    A light switch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    When they're interested in me.

    Should have included that too :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    Derp derps
    Herpy derps
    derpy derps
    Herpy derpies
    Derpy herpies
    Herp
    Derp
    Derp off ya herp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    a nice big thick langer usually does the trick :)

    hey im 6ft 2, stupid and from cork....s'up :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    shame you only find out what it's like when you get the clothes off

    i'm very handsy, the clothes dont come off until i'm sure its worth it :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    orourkeda wrote: »
    a fanny and a pulse
    and less than 9 hours dead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    shame you only find out what it's like when you get the clothes off

    Is a big rod that nice? Always thought it was how ya use it :P


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,532 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Derp off ya herp

    Sorry, I really meant to say "A nice bum"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Samich wrote: »
    Is a big rod that nice? Always thought it was how ya use it :P

    lies i'm afraid


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    free of disease and std's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a nice frothy wide on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    An over actively imaginative mind.:eek: And a fit physique.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭clikityclak


    Ambition apparently.

    Oh and enthusiasm is always a winner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    lies i'm afraid

    When I wear shorts it always looks like I have a semi. That's how big my willy is. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    non pretentiousness
    non 'howya'
    nice ass
    nice legs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Ambition apparently.

    Oh and enthusiasm is always a winner.

    faking as its more commonly known


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    orourkeda wrote: »
    faking as its more commonly known



    yes

    YES

    YES


    YES

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Im just agreeing :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭clikityclak


    orourkeda wrote: »
    faking as its more commonly known

    :( I hope he's not of the faking kind? :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Curly hair

    Quirky (but not totally weird) sense of humour

    Nice smell

    Good manners

    Being totally unaware of how attractive he is

    Nice teeth

    Arms a little bit muscly

    Oh and has good grammar and spelling. I'm not even joking about that. Unless you're foreign or have some sort of learning difficulty, there is no reason for you to write like a dickhead on facebook/in texts etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    lies i'm afraid

    But sure if he only lasts a minute or two what good is it to ya? Im not massive but I can go like a fiddlers elbow for a half hour :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    py2006 wrote: »
    non 'howya'
    Sorry? You don't like women who say 'howya'?? Jaysis, you must live somewhere fierce fancy altogether.


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,532 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Sorry? You don't like women who say 'howya'?? Jaysis, you must live somewhere fierce fancy altogether.

    You two should clearly hook up :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Caraville wrote: »
    Oh and has good grammar and spelling. I'm not even joking about that. Unless you're foreign or have some sort of learning difficulty, there is no reason for you to write like a dickhead on facebook/in texts etc.

    This. Birds using text speak does my head in.

    Big tits gotta have big tits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Low standards


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭clikityclak


    Text speak is cruel!

    I forgot my main one, if he smells good and makes me laugh simultaneously well he might just be in!

    Oh my an amazing smelling man- yum! Smell is an underrated sense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    LaVail wrote: »
    But sure if he only lasts a minute or two what good is it to ya? Im not massive but I can go like a fiddlers elbow for a half hour :D

    who says he cant?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    This. Birds using text speak does my head in.

    Yeah I have to say, as a woman I hang my head in shame at the way some of my fellow womenfolk write. I wouldn't mind only I feckin KNOW most of these girls can spell properly, they just don't bother!

    Actually now I've though of how men using "lol" and "rofl" and "fail" etc make me get a little sick in my mouth. Or at the very least, leave me feeling disappointed if I had thought them previously attractive :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭Messi2


    Big tits all in my face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Beautiful eyes.
    Great arse.
    Funny.
    Intelligent.
    A ride.
    Buys me barry's tea (that's a new one)
    PHD. (pretty huge ****)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    A nice bum, pale skin and a down to Earth non-princessy entitled attitude.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    They gotta be passionate, have a bit of a drive and intelligence is a big turn on;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    who says he cant?!

    I thought we were talking about some imaginary fella? This is my version of the way it'll go down :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Caraville wrote: »
    Yeah I have to say, as a woman I hang my head in shame at the way some of my fellow womenfolk write. I wouldn't mind only I feckin KNOW most of these girls can spell properly, they just don't bother!

    Actually now I've though of how men using "lol" and "rofl" and "fail" etc make me get a little sick in my mouth. Or at the very least, leave me feeling disappointed if I had thought them previously attractive :(

    haha or :L, which is better?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    orourkeda wrote: »
    a fanny and a pulse

    you've posted that before :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    Big eyes, Mila Kunis style. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Samich wrote: »
    haha or :L, which is better?

    I don't mind "haha", I suppose they have to register laughter via typing somehow!
    you've posted that before :confused:

    At least the man knows what he wants, which is more than I can say for some other men.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    hey im 6ft 2, stupid and from cork....s'up :D

    From Cork eh? 6ft2 eh?
    So tell me this......"Have ya road frontage?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Polish women.;)

    x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    Nice legs, best part of a woman.

    Into the same music as me.

    Nice smile.

    Enjoys kissing.


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